Isabelle & Macleay: And we're back!!

Isabelle: And we'd like to thank all of the wonderful people who've followed us!! YAY, WE HAVE SEVENTEEN FOLLOWERS!!!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!

Macleay: You know what this means?

Isabelle: Yes! This means this story doesn't suck as much as we thought!

Macleay & Isabelle: YAY!!!!!

Levy: I don't know what you're talking about.

Lucy: I've given up on asking.

Isabelle: So anyway, it is my turn now. Where do you think you're going, Gajeel?

Gajeel: Away from here. You've picked me every time you have a turn, and I always pick dare, so I'm leavin'.

Macleay: Then don't pick dare next time.

Isabelle: Yes. (speaks evilly)

Gajeel: I'm outta here.

Isabelle: Erza, he's leaving. That's against the rules.

Erza: You cannot break the rules, Gajeel!

Gajeel: I'm gonna kill you all.

Isabelle: 'kay. Anyway, I'm not going to pick you this time. Raxus, truth or dare?

Raxus: I can play?!!

Isabelle: Sure!!!

Raxus: Dare me!

Isabelle: I dare you to tell me the deepest darkest secrets of everyone in the room.

Everybody: THAT ISN'T FAIR!!!!

Isabelle: (nods her head as Raxus whispered into her ear) Yeah, don't worry, I already know Macleay's secrets. Now what about Natsu?

Natsu: WHAT ARE YOU TELLING HER, MADMAN?!!!!

Raxus: Literally nothing on you. Do you have any secrets that you haven't already told everyone? Oh, yes that one about Lucy's missing rent money...

Lucy: What?!!!

Natsu: Yeah, that was me.

Lucy: NATSU!!!

Levy: What're you talking about?

Isabelle: Doesn't matter. Anyway, it's Raxus's turn.

Raxus: I already know everybody's truths... so Gray! Truth or dare?

Gray: Why me? I'm still suffering from the fruits of hell!

Raxus: Actually, that's a vegetable. And don't complain. Now answer.

Gray: Truth.

Natsu: Wimp.

Gray: If you were me, you'd choose truth too!!!

Raxus: What to ask, what to ask...  what is the last question you want me to ask you, and the answer, if you don't mind.

Gray: That's your truth?

Raxus: Yes, and I already know the answer to the question. Your turn.

Gray: (sighs) Okay. Erza, Truth or Dare.

Erza: Dare.  

Gray: I dare you to go find Jellal, he jumped out the window, and you're the only one who can bring him back. 

Erza: Very well.  (gets up and leaves the guild hall)

Macleay: I'll go while we wait.  Juvia, Truth or Dare?

Isabelle: WAIT!! I have an important announcement to tell you, Macleay!

Macleay: What?

Isabelle: We have two new followers! Thank you RaindropsUnderStars and nalujerza3!!!! We really appreciate your support! 

Macleay: Wow, that's great! Thanks, all of you guys. Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, Juvia, truth or dare?

Juvia: Juvia chooses dare.

Macleay: I dare you to eat a lemon. Peel and all.

Juvia: ...

Isabelle: Macleay, is that the best you got? Though we are kinda running out of ideas.

Macleay: Especially since you hate romance. Take a sick day or something so I can do what I want. Maybe next chapter. Anyway, just do the dare, Juvia.

Juvia: (takes the lemon and eats it slowly, cringing)

Isabelle: We need dares, readers!!!! HELP US!!!!! WE MEAN IT!! 

Macleay: If you're reading this, comment a dare, or even a truth! We are DESPERATE!!!!

Lucy: Who are you talking to?

Isabelle: ALL THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS AND THEREFORE GIVE THIS A PURPOSE! Otherwise we'd be just idiots dancing around and doing stupid things for no good reason.

Gray: That's not what you're doing now?

Isabelle: Of course not! Yeah, the only difference is that we're doing this for a reason.

Macleay: And I'm not an idiot. Of course, I can't say the same about Isabelle...

Isabelle: Shut it. Anyway, it's about time to end this.

Macleay: Take a sick day next chapter so I can do what I want.

Isabelle: (squints eyes at her) Okaaaay... But I forbid you to go overboard!

Macleay: Um, okay, as long as it's my definition of overboard. Goodbye, readers!

Isabelle: Good bye- wait, what?!