Isabelle & Macleay: And we're back!!! And this time with a guest! Say hi, Alicia!

Alicia: Hey, everybody! Nice to be here.

Lucy: Who's this?

Isabelle: My great friend Alicia. She's a Wattpadian also, under the name of Thorgirl1, so go check out some of her stories too, she's really good.

Lucy: What's a Wattpadian?

Macleay: An awesome person. Like me.

Isabelle: Like me too. Anyway, I believe it's Happy's turn. Ask away, Happy!

Happy: Hey, Natsu! Truth or Dare?

Natsu: Dare! Give me a good one!

Happy: Aye! I dare you to buy me all the fish I want!

Natsu: What? I'll be as broke as Jellal!

Erza: (takes a bite of cake)

Jellal: (sighs) Probably.

Happy: It's your turn, Natsu.

Natsu: Hey, Gray, I got a good dare for you! Truth or Dare?

Gray: Truth.

Natsu: WHY?!! I WILL KILL YOU! 

Gray: That must've been a really good dare then. Anyway, ask me.

Natsu: You're a coward.

Gray: Fine! Dare me.

Natsu: I dare you to eat this ghost pepper.

Isabelle: A GHOST PEPPER?!!

Lucy: What's a ghost pepper?

Natsu: It's the hottest pepper in the world!!! Suffer, Gray, eat it!!

Macleay: Don't do it Gray, you're gonna die!!

Natsu: Yes!! (smiles evilly) And he's not allowed water.

Juvia: Noo! Don't torture my Gray-sama!!

Gray: Erza, tell Natsu he can't kill me!

Erza: (eats cake)

Natsu: SHE'S NOT GONNA HELP YOU!! NOW EAT IT!!

Gray: Fine. (takes the pepper from Natsu, hesitating.) I'm going to make you pay for this, Salamander. (eats the pepper) 

Natsu: Wait for it.

Gray: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHH, NATSUUUUUU, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Natsu: (smirks) Your turn, Gray.

Gray: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! WATER, SOMEBODY, WATER!!!!!

Juvia: (sprays Gray's face with a jet of water) Is that better?

Gray: OH, IT BURNS!!!!!

Isabelle: Since Gray's out of commission, Alicia, you can go.

Alicia: Natsu, truth or dare?

Natsu: Dare, but I just went.

Alicia: I dare you to be nice to Gray for the next round.

Happy: Evil!

Natsu: EVIL!!! 

Macleay: You have to do the Dare.

Natsu: Okay, fine! Has anybody got a fire hose? Juvia, get him again. (looks annoyed)

Juvia: (douses Gray with water)

Jellal: It's Natsu's turn again.

Natsu: Hmph. But if I can't start a fight, I'll make somebody else flatten Gray. Gajeel, Truth or Dare.

Gajeel: Dare. And would the two idiots from Sorcerer Weekly let me stop acting like a cat?

Macleay: Nope.

Isabelle: (crosses her arms and smirks) Not after the little 'idiot' bit.

Natsu: I dare you to force feed the rest of these peppers to Gray. (Holds up jar of ghost peppers)

Gajeel: Sure. (gets up) Hey, Gray, hold still for a moment!!

Gray: IT BUUUUURNS!!!! WAIT, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN- AAAARGH, NOOOOO!!!!

Erza: Gajeel, stop beating up Gray, or I shall be forced to stop you.

Isabelle: Sorry, Erza, you can't, this was his dare, and he can't break the rules.

Erza: Very well then. (eats cake calmly, not looking up)

Gray: ERZA!!! GAJEEL, QUIT IT, AAAARGH, NO MORE!!! ICE MAKE... GAAAH, IT BURNS!!!!

Juvia: Gray-sama!!!!

Erza: You can't interfere with the game. That would be cheating.

Isabelle: Thank you!! Someone who gets it! Okay, Gajeel, it's your turn to ask someone.

Gajeel: (has Gray in a headlock while shoving peppers down his throat) Photographer chick, you always seem to have it in for me, so Truth or Dare?

Isabelle: You are referring to me, right? 

Gajeel: (gets shoved off by Gray, but continues chasing him) Yeah, you. Truth or Dare?

Isabelle: Hmm... dare, I suppose. Though it seems a little risky now that you're wrestling with an ice mage who is clearly too slippery for you. 

Gajeel: (pins Gray down and shoves the rest of the peppers down his throat) Yeah? 

Macleay: You should dare her to text the police station 'I hid the body. Now what?' Then 'oh, sorry, wrong number'.

Gajeel: Gihi. Yeah, what she said.

Isabelle: You are both so evil. But sure. (Picks up a phone) Okay... " I hid the body, now what?" and you also wanted me to text... "Sorry, wrong number."

Levy: You're going to get her arrested, Gajeel!

Gajeel: I don't care.

Isabelle: Well, someone's going to jail, but it's not me.

Levy: How do you figure?

Isabelle: (holds up phone) This isn't my phone, I just picked it up.

Everbody: WHAT?!!!

Isabelle: (shrugs) The dare never said it had to be my phone. But seriously, who's phone is this? 

Levy: It's not mine.

Natsu: I don't have a phone.

Happy: I have your phone.

Mira: I have my phone in my pocket.

Laxus: I don't even know why I'm here.

Jellal: My phone's at home.

Erza: (eats cake)

Lucy: Mine's got a pink case, not black. 

Gray: AAAAAAARRGGHHH!!!!! 

Natsu: I have Gray's phone.

Juvia: That isn't Juvia's phone.

Alicia: Not mine.

Isabelle: I don't even have a phone.

Macleay: Me neither.

Gajeel: (silence)....

Everybody: Gajeel?

Gajeel: That's... mine.

Isabelle: Sweet. Hey, there's a reply. 

Macleay: What is it?

Isabelle: It says... "Well done. Move on to target number seven."

Macleay: WAIT, WHAT??!!!!

Everybody: Gajeeel?

Gajeel: What?!!! I ain't an assassin, okay?!!!

Isabelle: I'm going to reply "Who was that again?"

Levy: This is not good. 

Gajeel: Ya think?

Isabelle: They replied. 'Levy McGarden, remember?'

Levy: (whips around and glares at Gajeel) Who's hired you to kill me?!!!

Gajeel: I have no idea!!!

Gray: AAAAARRGHHH!!!!

Macleay: He's still complaining about that?

Alicia: Yep.

Macleay: Juvia, get him again.

Isabelle: How should I reply?

Gajeel: Gimme that. (takes phone) Hey, hold on, someone changed all my contact names!! Who's Elsa?

Natsu: Bet it's Gray.

Isabelle: The bigger question is, who's under the name of 'the cops'?

Mira: Well, at least we know it's not from the real cops.

Isabelle: Seriously guys, let's just go back to our game. Our readers aren't here for a murder mystery!

Gajeel: But I gotta find out who this is! I'm just gonna reply that I don't wanna kill anyone... at the moment, anyway, Gray's screams are starting to tick me off. Oh, wait, it's stopping.

Gray: Natsu, you fiend, I'll kill you!!! (starts chasing him around)

Gajeel: I got a reply.

Lucy: What is it?

Gajeel: ... It says that I already killed Jet and Droy yesterday, so I shouldn't have a problem finishin'  off Shadow Gear.

Levy: WHAT?!!!

Gajeel: But I didn't!! Who the heck is this?!

Laxus: (snorts)

Gajeel: Wait.

Everybody: Laxus?

Laxus: Yeah, yeah, it was me. Your faces are priceless. (walks away laughing)

Everbody: Whew!

Gajeel: Screw you, Laxus!! Get back here and help me figure out these contact names!!!

Macleay: Well, that's a relief. We should probably end the chapter here. We've got over a thousand words. 

Raxus: (appears out of nowhere) Hey! I need to make another appearance! 

Isabelle: Oops, I forgot about you.

Raxus: Hey! Anyway, could I at least say goodbye with you and Macleay? I'm getting bored!

Isabelle: Sure. Alicia, you want to say goodbye too?

Alicia: Sure.

Isabelle, Macleay, Raxus, and Alicia: BYE, READERS!!!!