Isabelle & Macleay: Yo, what up?

Erza: I could swear the opening gets weirder every time they open.

Happy: Aye...

Macleay: So what have we got today?

Isabelle: Evil plans, Macleay, evil plans.

Gray: I'm gonna bail-

Mira: Gray! Truth or dare?

Gray: I don't care what anybody else says, I'm going with a nice, safe truth!

Mira: Who do you ship yourself with?

Gray: Urk... No one! That's a girl thing!

Macleay: Uh-huh. Sure.

Gray: Shut up! 

Erza: Answer Mirajane, Gray.

Gray: No one. I answered.

Juvia: Gray-sama....

Lucy: Well, we pretty much know who everyone ELSE ships Gray with. Let's move on.

Gray: Fine, Lucy, you wanna go? Truth or dare?

Lucy: Um... Dare?

Gray: I dare you to jump into a pool of soda!

Lucy: EH?!!!

Macleay: Ooh, what kind of soda?

Gray: He he... Red soda.

Isabelle: Done! (Pool of strawberry soda appears)

Raxus: SODA!!!!! (falls from rafters into pool)

Natsu: Go on, Luce!

Lucy: Why me.....? (holds nose and jumps in)

Levy: That's going to stain.

Raxus: (pops up) Guess she's going to be a STRAWBERRY blonde now!!

Gajeel: That one was really bad.

Levy: (giggles) But it's funny!

Lucy: (surfaces) How long do I have to be in here?

Gray: Awhile.

Lucy: Fine. Levy, truth or dare?

Levy: Dare!

Lucy: I dare you to go watch the scariest movie ever. Alone in a dark room.

Levy: ....But Lu-chan...

Macleay: (pushes her into dark room) Have fun.

Levy: Oh no...

Isabelle: Hey, guys! I just had a great thought!

Macleay: Wow! How unexpected!!

Isabelle: Natsu, I dare you to punch her in the face.

Macleay: (flies backward)

Isabelle: Anyway, I figured that since we almost have 1k views on this, and Halloween is coming up, we could do a 1k Halloween special!!!

Macleay: That IS a great thought! But we'd have to get 1k views first...

Isabelle: We can leave that to our readers. So all of you wonderful people reading this, if you want a Halloween Special, let's see if we can get 1,000 views!!

Mira: Ooh, sounds fun!!

Raxus: Will there be candy?

Isabelle: Yup. And a whole lot of twinkies!

Raxus: DON'T SAY THE WORD!!!

Natsu: So is it my turn?

Jellal: I think so...

Natsu: Great!! Cana!

Cana: Dare!

Lucy: I forgot she was here...

Natsu: I dare you to drink this entire pool full of booze!

Isabelle: (snaps fingers and soda turns to booze)

Lucy: Yuck! Why does this smell?!!!

Isabelle: Oops, Hehehe, forgot you were in there.

Lucy: (frowns) I hate you.

Cana: (starts drinking) Gray, truth or dare?

Gray: Dare me Flame Brain!!

Natsu: I dare you to set Juvia up on a date with Lyon!

Juvia: Noooooo!!!

Gray: She doesn't want to!

Natsu: Too bad!!

Juvia: No, Natsu, please don't dare Gray-sama that!!

Natsu: Bwa ha ha ha!!!

Gray: Natsu, you jerk!!

Isabelle: Natsu, Gray, chill. Before Gray does anything, he's gonna have to dare someone else.

Gray: Natsu, truth or dare?

Natsu: Dare!!!

Gray: I dare you to dress up in a bunny costume and dance around singing "Here Comes Peter Cotton Tail"!!!

Natsu: Fine! (puts on bunny outfit) Here comes Peter Cotton Tail, hopping down the bunny trail, oh, look, it's Gray!! Have an Easter egg!! (throws egg at Gray)

Gray: NATSU!!!!

Gajeel: Let me get in on that! (grabs an egg and throws it at Gray)

Gray: It is on!!!

Isabelle: Oh no... This isn't gonna end well...

Macleay: I blame you for this.

Isabelle: You blame me for everything.

Lucy: You must be talented.

Isabelle: Eh... I think we should run.

Levy: (comes out of dark room) That was TERRIBLE!!

Macleay: It's over already?

Isabelle: Well, we couldn't keep her out the entire round. So we stuck a time spell or something... You know, I actually have no clue.

Raxus: What else is new?

Isabelle: I invented you, you shouldn't bad mouth me!!

Levy: I'm really freaked out- wait, what are the boys doing?!!!

Lucy: Egg fight.

Levy: I LEAVE FOR TWO SECONDS AND THEY START AN EGG FIGHT?!!!

Macleay: (shrugs) What can we say? They're talented.

Lucy: Besides, YOU usually start all the conflict anyway!

Levy: Hm, true.

Natsu: Dang it, we're out of eggs!

Macleay: There were only a dozen. But could we just continue with the game?

Gray: Fine. You go.

Macleay: Gray, truth or dare?

Gray: I'm not saying truth again, so dare.

Macleay: I dare you to kiss Juvia on the cheek for every piece of clothes you take off!

Juvia: Gray-sama!!!

Gray: NO!!

Natsu: You're in your underwear already.

Gray: DANG IT!!!!!

Lyon: Juvia, my beloved! I have come to accept your offer for a date!

Juvia: Eek!!

Gray: (punches Lyon out the window)

Isabelle: We're destroying the guild hall...

Gray: My turn! Natsu, truth or dare?

Natsu: Hm... I guess I'll do a truth for a change...

Gray: Who's your favorite person in the guild?

Natsu: Not you, Frosty the Snowman!

Gray: Shut up!!!

Raxus: Yeah, Natsu, you're just full of hot air!! (laughs) See what I did there? Hot air... Fire Dragon Slayer-

Isabelle: Quit making bad jokes.

Raxus: Spoil sport.

Macleay: Answer the question, Natsu!!

Natsu: My favorite person...? Happy!!(holds up his cat)

Happy: Thanks, Natsu!!

Gray: He's not a person.

Natsu: Gasp!! How DARE you!!!

Raxus: How dare you say Happy's not a person!!

Lucy: He's a cat...

Mira: Let's continue with the game! We have time for one more dare or truth!

Natsu: Gajeel, truth or dare?

Gajeel: Dare!!

Natsu: I darenyou to walk in front of the guild with a sign that says "No More Strawberry Cake!!!" and protest against all strawberry flavored things!!!

Gajeel: Titania's gonna kill me... (walks away)

Macleay: Well, that's a wrap!!

Isabelle: Poor Gajeel. But good ending dare though! Also, readers, don't forget to vote, comment, and share!!

Lucy: You sound like one of those advertisers who sell sucky stuff.

Isabelle: Whatever! And also, readers, should we do a 1k Halloween special?

Macleay: You decide!

Isabelle & Macleay: Bye, readers!!!