Isabelle & Macleay: Hey, look, we're alive!! And we've got loads of dares and some truths to dish out! All you readers are AMAZING!!!

Macleay: We also have TWO guests this time. Say hello, Alicia and CJ!!

Alicia: Hello!

CJ: Hi

Isabelle: However, I think we're going to start with Gray. Alicia, would you do the honors?

Alicia: (nods) Certainly. Gray, truth or dare?

Gray: Dare. I think.  And can I take this princess costume off?

Alicia: We can't allow that. But your dare is to exact revenge to exactly three people for picking on you.

Gray: (grins) I like this dare! Okay, so Natsu... What should I make you do?

Alicia: (whispers into his ear)

Gray: Perfect. Natsu, you have to dress up as Anna, Lucy, you do Christoff, and Happy can be Sven.

Natsu, Lucy, & Happy: Fine! (leaves to go change)

CJ: Can I go?

Isabelle: Fire away.

CJ: Well, since half of our players are gone, I have a dare for Raxus.

Raxus: (slides up wearing a gas mask)

Alicia: Why are you wearing that?

Raxus: Isn't it obvious?

Levy: Not really...

Raxus: It's in case there are some pieces of that infernal chemically infected excuse for a pastry are laying around from part 1 of this round.

Levy: That's paranoid.

Raxus: Do YOU want to breathe in chemicals that could survive a nuclear war?

Isabelle: You make a good point. Anyway, continue, CJ.

CJ: Raxus, truth or dare?

Raxus: DARE. But no infernal pastries.

CJ: Too bad. I dare you to sit in a pool of Twinkies then eat them ALL.

Raxus: ......um......

Gray: You gotta do it this time! Everyone else is suffering, so you gotta do it too!

Juvia: Juvia agrees with Gray-sama.

Gajeel: That ain't unusual.

Raxus: How can I eat that toxic death food with a gas mask?

CJ: You'll have to take it off.

Macleay: I'll cover the Twinkies. (snaps fingers, pool of twinkies appears)

Raxus: But I'll die....

Isabelle: We have confidence in you.

Raxus: You know that after this its my turn, right?

Isabelle: (winces) Oh, yeah...

Gajeel: Just get in there, weirdo. (pushes Raxus into the pool)

Raxus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!! NOT THE PIT OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!

CJ: (over the screaming) Eat them and you can be done!

Raxus: THERE ARE SHARKS IN HERE!!!!!

Isabelle: Macleay.

Macleay: Hey, don't look at me!

Isabelle: Hey, look, our Frozen actors are back.

Natsu, Lucy, and Happy: (walks up) We're back...

Gray: Natsu, you look ridiculous!!!

Natsu: Says the guy in a dress!

Gray: Says the other guy in the pink dress!

Natsu: Yeah, well, I pull it off better then you!

Gray: As if!!

Raxus: HELP ME!!!!

Lucy: Um... What did we miss?

Isabelle: Not much. Alright, while we're waiting for Raxus to eat all 5,000 Twinkies in the pit, we shall discuss the absence of Mirajane.

Erza: Bet she thought she could skip out when she left to change! I'll got track her down!

Pantherlily: Actually, she's with Laxus. At a Pokémon convention or something.

Gajeel: Hey, Lily, where'd you come from?

Pantherlily: We all drop in from time to time.

Alicia: Now that that's settled, can I go again?

Isabelle: (glances into the pit)

Raxus: OH MY GYM SOCKS, THESE ARE GROSS!!!

Isabelle: Yeah, I think we've got time.

Alicia: Lucy, truth or dare?

Lucy: (sighs) Dare...

Alicia: I dare you to sing the reindeer song from Frozen with Happy!

Lucy: Should've seen that coming...

Happy: Okay! Only if I can have a fish though

Alicia: Sure!

Lucy: (sighs again) Reindeers are better then people,   🎵

Sven, don't you think that's true?

Happy: Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you,  🎶

Every one of them's bad, except you.

Lucy: But people smell better then reindeer,    🎶

Sven, do you think I'm right?

Happy: That's once again true,     🎵

For all except you.

Lucy: You got me- let's call it a night.     🎶

Happy: Good night.

Lucy: Don't let the frostbite bite...     🎵  🎵

Alicia: (gives Happy a fish) Great job!

Raxus: AAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!

Lucy: Happy, you can go, I think I'm going to pass right now.

Happy: Natsu, truth or dare?

Natsu: Dare me!

Happy: I dare you to write a poem about Lucy.

Natsu: Um... 

Happy: Or you can just make one up.

Natsu: Okaaay.... Uh,

 Roses are red, 

Lucy's hair is gold...

She's a Fairy Tail member,

But she looks really... old?

Lucy: Shut up! (Punches him in the face)

Gajeel: Gihi. Smooth, Salamander.

Natsu: Well what else rhymes with gold?!

Gajeel: You could've used yellow instead!

Natsu: I doubt she would've liked it more if I rhymed it with jello!

Gray: Than ryhme it with something else!

Gajeel: Actually, he's got a point. Mellow and fellow wouldn't have been any better.

Raxus:  I DID IT!!!! (Leaps out of empty pool) Now its my turn! Who should I get revenge on?

CJ: Hide me.

Raxus: And the poor shmuck is.... Gajeel!!

Gajeel: HUH?!!! What did I do to you?!!

Raxus: You pushed me into the pit of reality's nightmares!! Truth or dare?

Gajeel: Uh.......

Natsu: Wimp.

Gajeel: Fine!! Dare me, bring it on!!!

Raxus: (smiles serenely) We have a dare from madgirl2868.

Gajeel: (sweatdrops) I suddenly regret my decision.

Raxus: Hehehe, too late! I dare you... (pause for suspense) to kiss Levy for 32 minutes!!!!

Gajeel: ARE YOU FLIPPIN' SERIOUS?!!!!!

Isabelle: Thirty two minutes? That's way out of my attention span. These chapters prove it.

Macleay: More minutes.

Gajeel: SHUT UP!!!

Isabelle: We don't have time to do it for that long. You two can do it on your own time. We've got time for a few more dares, but don't worry, any dares we don't get to in this chapter we will do in the next chapter. Unless we run out of time there, then we'll get topart four of round eight, but never mind! Moving on.

Gajeel: Erza, truth or dare?

Erza: Dare.

Gajeel: I dare you to not beat anyone up for the rest of the round.

Erza: Done.

Gajeel: Great! Now I can skip town! Neither Erza nor Mira can stop me!

Isabelle: If you leave now, we'll have Erza tie you up for the next round over a pool of hungry sharks.

Gajeel: On second thought... I'll just stay here.

CJ: Can I go again?

Gajeel: Fine.

CJ: Natsu, truth or dare?

Natsu: Dare me!!

CJ: (hands him trays of ice cubes) I dare you to eat all of these ice cubes.

Natsu: No prob! (starts to eat them) Whoa, these are cold!

Gray: Duh!

Natsu: Fine! Gray, truth or dare?

Gray: Dare.

Natsu: I dare you to eat ten bottles of hot sauce. These are freezing my mouth, I can't feel my tongue!

Gray: (starts chugging hot sauce) This is really spicy!!!!!

Natsu: Too cold!!

Gray: Too hot!!

Isabelle: Were out of time! Shame, this was getting hilarious. 

Macleay: And like Isabelle said, we'll do the other dares in the next round. 

Alicia: (hugging Happy) Will CJ and I be in the next round?

Isabelle: Sure, if you want to be. Now let's close.

Isabelle, Macleay, Alicia, & CJ: See you next round!!!

Raxus: And they all lived happily ever after.