Isabelle & Macleay: We're back!!! And we have loads of dares from @madgirl2868 , so thanks a ton to her and all of our other supporters!! Who wants to start?

Natsu: Me!!! Happy, truth or dare?

Happy: Dare!

Natsu: I dare you to dress up as a fish and swim in an ocean of fish!

Happy: (drools) Aye!!

Isabelle: I've got you covered. (snaps fingers and ocean appears)

Happy: (gets fish costume and dives in)

Lucy: You look hilarious.

Happy: (throws fish at her)

Lucy: Yuck!

Macleay: Was an entire ocean really necessary?

Isablle: YAS.

Levy: You're flooding Magnolia.

Isabelle: Hm... That could be a problem.

Gray: You think?

Isabelle: Moving on!! Happy, you gotta dare or truth someone, then you can resume devouring.

Happy: (pops up) I'm thinking... Erza, truth or dare?

Erza: I believe a dare would suit me at the moment.

Happy: Great!! Because @madgirl6828 has one for you. I dare you to dress up in a maid outfit and parade around all the other guilds.

Erza: ....

Happy: Have fun!

Natsu: Ha!! Erza, this is gonna be hilarious!!

Erza: (glares) Very well, be it the rules of the game, I shall follow. But Natsu, truth or dare?

Natsu: Its a dare!!

Erza: Then I dare you to proclaim loudly that Gray is better, stronger, and smarter then you.

Natsu: WHAT?!!!! I'LL  NEVER SAY THAT!!!!!!!

Erza: It is the rule of the game, you must comply. Or face the wrath of both me and Mira!!! Say it, so I may do my dare.

Natsu: (stands up) Never!!!!

Erza: (in warning voice) Natsu...

Natsu: (gulps) Yes ma'am?

Erza: (glares violently)

Natsu: Umm.... Grayisbetterandstrongerandsmarterthenme! Happy?

Happy: Aye?

Natsu: Not you.

Gray: Thanks Natsu, but I knew it all along.

Natsu: You wanna get up here and prove it?

Gray: Ha! I could beat you any time, any place.

Natsu: Well, since Erza ain't here, how about right here right now?

Gray: You're on!!!

Natsu: Let's go!!

Macleay: please no.

Lucy: Yes, let's not.

Natsu: Ready or not, Gray, here I come!!!!

Mirajane: (smiles sweetly) Now you two behave yourselves or I'm going to have to punish you!!

Gray: (weakly) Yes ma'am.

Natsu: Aye!

Mirajane: It's your turn.

Natsu: Alright!!! Gajeel, truth or dare?!

Gajeel: Dare me, Flame Brain!

Mirajane: (whispers into Natsu's ear)

Natsu: Fine, since that's what she wanted the dare to be. Gajeel, @madgirl2868 dares you to make Levy sit in your lap for the rest of the chapter.

Gajeel: What?!! No way, Salamander!!

Macleay: Yes way. Do it.

Raxus: Gajevy!!!

Gajeel: SHUT UP!!!!

Raxus: (twirls around, singing) Gajeel and Levy, sitting in a tree-

Gajeel: (raises fist)

Raxus: (gets blown to Mars)

Natsu: We're waiting!!

Natsu: (unintentionally joins Raxus on Mars)

Gajeel: (pulls Levy into his lap) Anyone ELSE want to comment?

Macleay: (suppresses fangirl squeals, but accidentally squeaks) So cute!!!

Isabelle: Bye bye.

Macleay: (flies fangirling to Jupiter)

Gajeel: Mira, truth or dare?

Mira: Dare!😘

Gajeel: Why the emojis...? But fine, I dare you to go challenge Erza to a duel and purposely lose.

Mirajane: Okay.... 😔

Lucy: Seriously, why do you get emojis?

Mirajane: (walks away to do the dare)

Isabelle: Macleay, do you want to go agai- oh wait... Okay, Levy, you can go.

Levy: (still squished in Gajeel's lap) Um... Cana, truth or dare?

Cana: Dare.

Lucy: This game has gone from "truth or dare" to "dare or worse dare".

Levy: I dare you to switch Erza's strawberry milk shake with booze.

Cana: Good thing she's gone... Before I leave, Laxus, truth or dare?

Laxus: When did I even get here...?

Cana: Answer the question.

Laxus: Dare I guess.

Cana: I dare you to steal Macarov's staff and mount it somewhere in the guild hall.

Laxus: Okay.... But how did I get here?

Isabelle: A magician never reveals her secrets!!!

Raxus: (face plants into the ground beside her) Ow chihuahua, that hurts!!!

Levy: Where'd you come from?

Raxus: Mars. Duh. I fell off.

Lucy: That's not possible.

Raxus: It's as possible as being punched to Mars to begin with. Natsu should be coming down any second too...

Natsu: Argh!!! (Crash lands beside Raxus)  Alright, Gajeel, are ya lookin for a fight?!!!

Macleay: (falls beside them) No, Natsu, don't ruin the beautiful GaLe moment!!

Gajeel: (punches her to a distant galaxy) SHUT UP!!!!

Levy: Um... Can we not kill anyone?

Gajeel: They're tickin me off.

Isabelle: Forgive us. Laxus, your turn!!!

Laxus: I got nothin. 

Juvia: Gray-sama might have some good ideas.

Isabelle: We have a request to play spin the bottle, but I'm a shut in with no life so I don't know what that is... Would one of the readers care to explain?

Raxus: We have readers?

Lucy: Yes, Raxus, keep up.

Raxus: But we're not going anywhere...

Lucy: Shut up.

Raxus: So who do you dare or worse dare, Sparky?

Laxus: Don't call me that. And how about you?

Raxus: Daresies!!

Isabelle: English.

Raxus: DARE ME HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!!!

Laxus: I dare you to be classy for the rest of the round.

Raxus: (puts on sunglasses) This round has almost been completed. This shall not be a remarkably tedious challenge to accomplish.

Lucy: You're scaring me.

Isabelle: He can be cool when he wants to be. Which is never or very rarely. So Raxus, you have the last dare here and then this round is over.

Raxus: I see. Gajeel Redfox, do you desire a truth or a dare?

Isabelle: Okay, you're scaring me too.

Gajeel: Dare!!

Levy: Yes, but nothing that'll kill me, since I'm right here...

Raxus: I dare you to go rescue Cana from Erza, for she is suffering the consequences of her previous dare.

Cana: (from far away) Erza!!!!!!! I'm sorryyyyyyy!!!!

Gajeel: Right. Guess switchin the milk shake with the booze didn't go over with Titania over there.

Lucy: (dryly) You think?

Gajeel: (sets Levy aside) She's so gonna kick my butt, but here goes!!! (Sprints after Cana and Erza)

Macleay: (crashland's beside Isabelle,  then leaps to her feet) Am I back in time for closing?

Isabelle: How is your timing always so perfect?

Macleay: (fist pumps) Nailed it!!

Lucy: Please tell me we're closing this chapter. I think Gajeel and Cana are about to die.

Natsu: Come on, Happy, let's go beat Erza!!!

Happy: Aye, sir!!

Isabelle & Macleay: (exchange glances) Let's end it. Yep, right now.

Gray: Yo, Natsu!! Quit butting into fights that aren't your business!!

Natsu: I could say the same to you, Ice Princess!!

Macleay: End it before we all die!!

Levy: Guys, quit throwing chairs- ah! Natsu!!!

Isabelle: Bye, readers!! Don't forget to vote and comment!! 

Macleay: And truths and dares, a lot of them!!

Isabelle: (ducks a chair) Okay, that's it!!! We'll end it right now!!

Macleay & Isabelle: Bye, readers!!! Thanks for reading!!