Isabelle:  Hello, and welcome to our Halloween special!!!

Macleay: You do realize that Halloween was a few days ago, right?

Isabelle: Whatever! We can still do this! Okay, so everyone's dressed in their Halloween costumes!! But... what is Raxus supposed to be?

Raxus: I dressed up as a hot dog. Because I'm fabulous.

Lucy: Um... that's not a hot dog. That's a-

Gray: (whispers) Don't tell him that's a Twinkie costume because he will flip out.

Isabelle: Now since this is a book and no one can tell you what you're wearing, tell me when I point to you.

Lucy: Princess.

Natsu: An awesome dragon!!!

Gray: A mummy.

Juvia: Juvia is a witch.

Gajeel: Wolf. Was not my idea.

Levy: Little red riding hood!

Erza: A Siren.

Jellal: I'm a pirate.

Happy: A ghost!!

Wendy: I'm a pumpkin witch...

Mira: Pikachu!!!!

Laxus: I'm dressed as a Lightning Dragon Slayer.

Raxus: Hot dog!!

Isabelle: You're not really. I'm a wraith.

Macleay: I'm a cat girl!!!

Isabelle: So now that's out of the way, we will all do some sort of Halloween activities!

Macleay: That I'm so in charge of!!

Isabelle: Yes- wait, what?!

Macleay: Pumpkin carving contest!

Lucy: Contest?

Levy: With Natsu, Gray, and Gajeel around?

Jellal: And Erza?

Isabelle: I will not be participating.

Natsu: I bet I can carve a better pumpkin then you can, Gray!

Gray: Oh yeah? Give it your best shot!

Gajeel: Gihi. Keep barkin, strays. I'M gonna win this!

Macleay: We should probably have teams. Just to have a little control over what happens.

Mira: Okay, so Natsu and Lucy, Gajeel and Levy, Gray and Juvia, Jellal and Erza, and me and  Laxus!

Gray: I'm still gonna leave you cold, Natsu!

Natsu: Eat our dust, Ice Princess!!

Macleay: Begin!

Isabelle: (ducks a bunch of pumpkin guts) I get to choose the next activity.

Lucy: Natsu, don't fry it! Cut the top off!

Jellal: (just lets Erza do it)

Juvia: Um... Juvia thinks Gray-sama should be more careful...

Raxus: How come I don't get a pumpkin?

Isabelle: Because knowing you, that'll end poorly. You can judge though.

Raxus: Yay!!

Gray: Can we have a new pumpkin?

Macleay: What happened to your- (sees ice block where pumpkin previously was) oh.

Lucy: We're gonna need a new one too.

Macleay: It's completely fried...

Isabelle: (gives them new ones)

Happy: Can I carve a pumpkin?

Raxus: Yes! You and I can carve one!

Isabelle: Well, okay... just don't blow it up!!

Raxus: Suuuure we won't.

Happy: Aye!

Macleay: Oh boy.

Mirajane: Done!!

Laxus: Why does it look like Pikachu?

Mirajane: 😊

Levy: We're done too!

Lucy: Wow, that looks like a dragon!!!

Natsu & Gray: We're done too!

Macleay: Raxus and Happy?

Raxus: Don't rush geniuses.

Happy: Never!

Macleay: Do you mind if we go on ahead?

Happy: Nope!

Isabelle: Hm... They're all really good for pumpkins carved in five minutes... Which ones your favorite, Macleay?

Macleay: Gray and Juvia's!!

Isabelle: That's biased judging. Just because they're your favorite characters doesn't mean they have the best pumpkin.

Macleay: Fine. Who's YOUR favorite? Gajeel and Levy's?

Isabelle: Dragons are cool!

Mirajane: How about the winner of this competition gets to choose the next competition?

Macleay: Good plan. But all of these pumpkins are awesome!!

Raxus & Happy: Done!!

Everyone: (jaws drop) IS THAT THE MONA LISA?!!!!

Happy: Aye!!

Macleay: Freakin HOW?!!!

Lucy: You seriously carved a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa into your jack-o-lantern.

Raxus: Yup.

Isabelle: If I say someone else wins, Leonardo Da Vinci is going to come through a time vortex and kill me for disrespecting art, so Raxus and Happy win!

Raxus: Yay!

Natsu: (pats Happy's head) Good goin, little buddy!

Isabelle: Now I'm scared. Well, guys, what's the next competition?

Raxus: (thinks it over)

Happy: (whispers into his ear)

Raxus: Perfect!!

Lucy: Oh no...

Raxus: The next competition shall be.......

Happy: A pie eating contest!!!

Natsu: I've got this in the bag!!

Gajeel: Nah, I'm gonna win!

Isabelle: Those people who don't want to participate don't have to. Who's in?

Natsu: Me!

Gray: I ain't gonna let a hothead beat me!

Gajeel: I'm in!

Happy: That it?

Erza: Count me in!

Raxus: There's one more condition.

Gray: What's that?

Raxus: The food must be eaten while riding this mini train around the guild.

Natsu: Urp... a train?

Gajeel: That ain't fair!!

Erza: Looks like luck is on my side.

Gray: Looks like Natsu and Gajeel are out of the running.

Gajeel: It ain't worth it, is it, Salamander?

Natsu: I say Gajeel and I have our own competition right here! Then the winner of each will compete in a contest of strength!!

Isabelle: So the winners fight?

Levy: Well, the battle between the winners should be a scary story telling contest, don't you think?

Erza: Excellent idea, Levy. Very well. Let the contest begin! (hops on mini train in front of Gray and starts eating)

Natsu: You're going down, Iron Face!!

Gajeel: In your dreams, Salamander!!

Isabelle: Let's just fast forward to see who wins, okay?

"Lots of time later"

Happy: The winner of the train ride contest is... Erza!!!

Raxus: And Natsu wins the other contest! Barely. They each ate like fifty pies.

Gray: I feel sick....

Isabelle: This has been fun.

Macleay: So now Erza and Natsu have to face off telling scary stories. Natsu can go first.

Natsu: (says in scary voice) Once upon a time, in a dark forest filled with scary trees....

Time skip: "twenty minutes"

Natsu: The end!

Lucy: Wow... That's a lot better then I expected...

Natsu: Looks like I'm gonna win and be announced king of Halloween!!

Erza: Not so fast. It's my turn.

Jellal: Good luck.

Levy: Yes, good luck!

Erza: (smirks) Once upon a time, there was a group of wizards playing a game of competitions and fun. However, the winning title was given to a hotheaded wizard despite the obviously winning qualities a particular mage had. So the mage decided she'd been treated wrongly and the two judges mysteriously vanished. They weren't seen for many years until their bodies were found locked inside a chest, sliced into many pieces. I don't want to go into details, but it was a rather gory sight. The end.

Isabelle & Macleay: (hugging onto each other and shaking furiously) Th-that was t-terrifying.

Happy: I feel sorry for the judges. I bet their death was painful.

Macleay: (gulps) Okay, Erza, you win!!!

Natsu: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Gray: It is too fair!! Erza wins!

Erza: (smirks) I have claimed my title as The Halloween Titania.

Lucy: Well now we can go trick-or-treating.

Natsu: Hm... Hey, Gray, Gajeel, Erza!! I bet I can get more candy faster then you can!!!

Gray, Erza, & Gajeel: YOU'RE ON!!!!

Isabelle: Well, that's a wrap!! Hope you enjoyed the Halloween special!

Macleay: Perhaps if we somehow get to 2k views we could do a Christmas special.

Isabelle: I doubt we'll get there in time. Oh well, hope you guys liked it!

Macleay: And happy late Halloween!!!

Isabelle & Macleay: Bye, readers! See you next time!

Raxus: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!!! Oh, wait....