DemonLights asks- "I dare allura and pidge to dress keith up like a girl and do their make up and hair so well that no one knows its them. Then, for keith to go and flirt with lance"

allura and pidge- *reads the ask* HELL YA! keeeiiith!!

keith- what?

allura- come with us!

keith- why?

pidge- *puts down a jar of peanut butter then pushes keith into a room* just cuz!

keith- your not going to cover me in peanut butter are you?

pidge- no, of course not!

allura- WE'RE GOING TO DRESS YOU UP!

pidge- like a girl!

keith- no thank you...

allura and pidge- TO BAD! *dresses keith up like a hot girl*

keith- why did you do this to me?

allura- go flirt with lance!

keith- why?

pidge- just do it!

keith- fiiine... *goes up to lance* hey cutie~

lance- huh? oh uh hi miss.

keith- do you know that your the cutest person out here?

lance- uh t-thanks *rubs the back of his neck and blushes*

keith- *wraps his arms around lance's neck* we should go somewhere more... *whispers in his ear* private~

lance- *gulps* i-i'd like that...

keith- you would?

lance- y-ya... but i can't and won't.

keith- why?

lance- *takes keith's arms off of his neck* because i like somebody else, sorry.

keith- who do you like that's prettier then me?

lance- his name is keith, ok?

keith- *blushes* w-who's keith?

lance- keith is this super bad ass with an awesome mullet that i make fun of and... *starts rambling*

keith- *his entire face is redder then the red lion herself* ...........

lance- sorry i was rambling, wasn't i? *chuckles nervously then notices keith's massive blush* hey, are you ok? Your face is red.

keith- *takes the wig off and wipes away the make up*

lance- *blushes redder then any man as seen* uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

keith- lance...

lance- AHHHHHHH

keith- AHHHHHHH