Puns
"Guys we got our first asks and dares!" I exclaimed, grinning, "the first is from someone on Amino!"
"Oh really? Who is it for?" Ochaco asked, turning.
"Crona! From Soul Eater!" I smiled.
"W-What? Really?! I can't, I don't know how to deal with it! I can't I can't!" Crona started panicking, as Ragnarok whacked him on the head.
"Stop whining you pussy!" He exclaimed.
"Okay Okay, calm down! Here's the question," I pulled up my phone and showed them the picture.
"What kind of research would they need that for?" Maka asked.
"I-I don't know, what does that mean?!" Crona exclaimed.
"Do you like the same gender or not?" Soul asked, looking at the nervous purple haired boy.
"No, I-I don't like guys! Why would I like guys? I am a guy?! I don't understand-"
"Crona, relax," I said, "all you had to say was if you liked guys or not. Anyway, there's your answer! Crona is straight! I think... Now for the next one..." I went back to my phone to find the next ask or dare.
"Here it is! A dare from a_maijor_dumbass123 !" I exclaimed, "Its for Sans from Undertale, and Izuku from BNHA!"
"Oh? Let's see it," Sans said.
"Here!"
"A pun huh? Alright-"
"SANS!" Sans was cut off by a certain energetic skeleton. We all turned to Papyrus.
"YOU LAZYBONES! YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN WORK DONE TODAY HAVE YOU?!" Papyrus yelled.
"Relax bro, I've gotten a ton of work done today." Sans replied, "a-"
"Don't say it," Papyrus warned.
"Skele-ton."
"SANS!" Papyrus screeched angrily.
I glanced at Izuku, who was laughing at the pun.
Papyrus and Sans continued going back and forth, and I sighed.
"That's all for now!" I exclaimed, turning you wonderful readers, "Remember to leave some asks and dares for everyone!"
"Who are you talking to?" Ed asked.
"The readers, duh." I turned to him.
"Where even is this place?" Roy asked.
"Wattpad." I replied.
"Wattpad is a writing site, not a place." Aphmau said.
"Geez, the fourth wall just crashed worse then Chara can make the game..." Sans sighed.
"Fuck off bonehead." Chara retorted.
"Chara! Language!" Toriel exclaimed.
"Okay..." I turned to you, and waved, "bye Readers!"
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