Puns

"Guys we got our first asks and dares!" I exclaimed, grinning, "the first is from someone on Amino!"

"Oh really? Who is it for?" Ochaco asked, turning.

"Crona! From Soul Eater!" I smiled.

"W-What? Really?! I can't, I don't know how to deal with it! I can't I can't!" Crona started panicking, as Ragnarok whacked him on the head.

"Stop whining you pussy!" He exclaimed.

"Okay Okay, calm down! Here's the question," I pulled up my phone and showed them the picture.

"What kind of research would they need that for?" Maka asked.

"I-I don't know, what does that mean?!" Crona exclaimed.

"Do you like the same gender or not?" Soul asked, looking at the nervous purple haired boy.

"No, I-I don't like guys! Why would I like guys? I am a guy?! I don't understand-"

"Crona, relax," I said, "all you had to say was if you liked guys or not. Anyway, there's your answer! Crona is straight! I think... Now for the next one..." I went back to my phone to find the next ask or dare.

"Here it is! A dare from a_maijor_dumbass123 !" I exclaimed, "Its for Sans from Undertale, and Izuku from BNHA!"

"Oh? Let's see it," Sans said.

"Here!"

"A pun huh? Alright-"

"SANS!" Sans was cut off by a certain energetic skeleton. We all turned to Papyrus.

"YOU LAZYBONES! YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN WORK DONE TODAY HAVE YOU?!" Papyrus yelled.

"Relax bro, I've gotten a ton of work done today." Sans replied, "a-"

"Don't say it," Papyrus warned.

"Skele-ton."

"SANS!" Papyrus screeched angrily.

I glanced at Izuku, who was laughing at the pun.

Papyrus and Sans continued going back and forth, and I sighed.

"That's all for now!" I exclaimed, turning you wonderful readers, "Remember to leave some asks and dares for everyone!"

"Who are you talking to?" Ed asked.

"The readers, duh." I turned to him.

"Where even is this place?" Roy asked.

"Wattpad." I replied.

"Wattpad is a writing site, not a place." Aphmau said.

"Geez, the fourth wall just crashed worse then Chara can make the game..." Sans sighed.

"Fuck off bonehead." Chara retorted.

"Chara! Language!" Toriel exclaimed.

"Okay..." I turned to you, and waved, "bye Readers!"

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