Pearl:What?

Just get on the ground Pearl.

Lyle:*takes out a match* hmmm... no. *Takes out a welding torch* hmmm... not right. *brings out a flames thrower and sets Pearl on fire* YEAH BABY

Amethyst:*starts roasting marshmallows*

Pearl:*screams of agony*

*eats a marshmallow* Mm, great idea Ame.

Three hours later

Peridot:The Pearl has been flaming for several hours.

And you have been my Waifu for several months what's your point?

I had to add "has" to my dictionary. Apparently, it was autocorrecting yo hAs.