When my dares are slammed.

Lyle:IT'S BEEN A F---ING MONTH ALREADY, LET ME DO THESE DARES!

Pearl:Yes, we should-

Pearl, you were mean to somebody in some fan fiction. So we start with you.

Pearl:What?

Lyle: Admit that you wanted to make babies the human way with Jasper from the minute you saw her. 😏

Pearl:I... um...*blushes*

Do I need to bring up the roleplay?(Dude, we should start that again!)

Pearl:I HEARD THAT!

Amethyst: Yeah, um that was pretty much just Jasper talking about getting Pearl in bed while I tried to knock my self out with a cinderblock. And I'm pretty sure Lapis was screaming.g for Peridot to do her the whole time.

All involved: AMETHYST!

Lyle:Well, let's move on. Lapis, please unchain Jasper.

Malachite:Does this count?

You're not using the ocean...

Malachite:We've found common ground.

Lyle:Peri, go live with Bill and the Doritos.

Pearl:But-

Shut up. *snaps fingers*

Bill:Ugh, final-DO THE THING!

Bill Cipher:DON'T ITALICIZE IT!

Bill Cipher:BETTER.

Mabel:FRIENDS! COTTON CANDY!

Lion: *growls*

Dipper's:Guys! Have you dispelled the demon?

Everyone:No

Dipper:You seem strangely calm.

Amber:The only big thing she's done is poof us.

Aquamarine: Ugh, this guy. I still don't like him.

AND I'M STILL SHIPPING DIPEARL!

Amber:You screamed in my ears. Both of you.

Eh.

Lyle:Hey Peri.

Peridot: Yes you clod?

Lyle:I know what you did last summer.

Peri:SHUT UP YOU CRYSTAL CLOD!

1.You're technically a Crystal clod.

Lyle:2.I identify as a Mystic Clod.

3.Imperial Clod will also do.

Lyle:Imperial?

For Diamond, Emerald, Moonstone, and Sunny. I just feel like Imperial reflects their superiority .

Lyle:Cool.

What are your other dares?

Lyle:Use Black Pearl and Rainbow Quartz?

Black pearl and Angel Quartz:*appear as background charries*

Lyle:Steven, do you heart me?

Steven:Yeah 'U'

Lyle:Garnet, why you so British?

Garnet:*adjusts glasses* all awesome people are.

Lyle:Connie, are you Indian?

Connie:No, I just look Indian and have an Indian last name. OF COURSE I AM!

Lyle:Oh.

Lyle:Ame, Jasper is your sister. What are your thoughts?

Ame: Um, gems aren't related, so neither are we.

Eh. *shrugs*

Lyle:And lastly, Lapis and Peri, have either of you ever had a sexual thought or dream about Jasper?

All three:*blush*

We either hear a no, or take a yes.

Silence

Well then.

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