On whether Pearl or Bill punches someone first.

Cast your bets here:💵💵💵

Lapis has to give Steven an age-appropriate lap dance.

Pearl:WHAAAAAT? WHO COMES UP WITH THIS STUFF?

Lyle:*eating popcorn* Guilty 😎

Come ooooooon.

Lapis:*sighs* Fine.

Lyle:Why did you wait so long to update?

I have a life too y'know!

Everyone: -_-

Fine I had school.

Lapis:*starts giving an age-appropriate lap dance*

Steven:OH MY GOD LAPIS WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? HELP! GARNET!

Garnet:I can't, I'm too busy holding Pearl.

Pearl:*struggling*

Lyle:Now Dipper and Bill have to go to family therapy!

At the office

Dipper:I hate you.

Bill:I HATE YOU TOO.

Lyle:I love you guys.

Aquamarine:*balancing a pencil between her nose and lip*

Dipper:Uumm... where's the the therapist?

Aquamarine:I AM THE THERAPIST YOU HEAR ME? NOW SHADDUP!

Dipper:WHAT?

Dude, remember?

Flashback

Me:Let's start shipping Dipearl!

Dipper:Which means what?

Amethyst and Greg hate you frustrating their crush, Jasper hates you fir stealing her wife, and Aquamarine just hates you.

Aquamarine:*glares*

Aquamarine:*glares*

Dipper:Now I remember.

One hour later

Bill:THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA HERE!

Dipper:SHE'S CRAZY!

Aqua:Oh c'mon guys, I'm not that bad!

Building:*visibly on fire*

*roasting marshmallows* okay so who punched who?

Aqua:The triangle guy punched me in the face.

Garnet:But Pearl punched me first.

Lyle?

Lyle:*shrugs* I didn't see.

Oh, I guess it's a tie.