Lapis:*punches me with water* You dint have to scream it.

Lapis, why have you been so Salty lately? YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE ONLY THING MY BABY LOVED! *picks up Peri and holds her tightly*

Peri:Umm.... why are you holding me?

Shhhh child.... *strokes Peri's hair*

Lapis:Hey, aren't you supposed to be called LapisLover?

Hey, I can change my name! I've been thinking about changing it to "TheSaltiestPearl"

Garnet:Speaking of whom, where is Pearl?

Lyle:Ummm................. Somewhere safe?

Garnet:I don't trust you for a minute.

Aquamarine:Aoki Arisu kidnapped her to the Shadow Realm and now we can't go after her until somebody writes a chapter.

Everone:AHEM!

What, just.because I write the story, y'all expect me to write it? Hell naw!

Lyle:What's with the Texan accent?

No idea. I'm no where near Texas.

Steven:What's Texas?

I don't know, where did Russia go?

Steven:What?

*pulls out a map of Steven's Earth and circles the missing part of Russia*

Steven:*shrugs*

Lyle:Anyhow, back to the dare!

Oh, yeah! *pushes Lapis and Peridot's faces together for three minutes*

Lapis:THAT WAS DISGUSTING CONT TOUCH ME EVER AGAIN YOU DUMB NERD!

Peridot:WELL THAT'S JUST FINE CAUSE I DONT WANNA TOUCH A CLOD!