Judge:*sarcastically* Defence, you may begin your case.

Pearl:*whispering*You got us a lawyer, right?

Uuhhh....

Flashback

Garnet:*answers phone* Hello?

Garnet, put this on speakerphone. Is it on?

Lapis:Yes.

Great. One of you needs to represent us in court.

Steven:*raises hand*I SHALL-

Garnet:No.

Come on, please?

Jasper: Do I look like a lawyer?

Well, you don't sound like one. Just send somebody so we don't have to get put in prison.

Garnet: Send Greg.

Greg:WHATNO!

Flashback

*smiles*

Amber:*facepalms* We're doomed.

Mars:Well, there that goes.

Carter:Your honor, I shall defend our case!

???:Objection!

Everyone: *looks at door*

Connie:Your honor, I may look like an ordinary twelve year old, but I've gone to online law school.

Judge: Works for me. Go ahead.

Connie:Thank you. As you can see, my clients were under contract, forcing them to do whatever their boss says.

Prosecution:Yes, however this contract only covers the non-humans.

Connie:That is where... actually, your right. But hey, I saved four out of seven of you.

Short recess

The Doctor:WHAT was that?

Connie:Hey, I saved you.

Why didn't they send Greg? Or even Stevonnie, she would have been useful.

Connie:Garnet watched Steven Too carefully. And Greg didn't want to come.

Aquamarine: Hey at least you saved me.

Court back in session

Judge: The jury has decided. You all get ten years in prison.

All:WHAT?

Connie:You robbed an art gallery and hired a child as a lawyer.

Visiting the jail

Hey guys.

Pearl:Wait why aren't you in jail?

I bribed the judge.

Carter:This violates my contract.

Yeah, well not if I plan to break you out.

Guards:*suspicious*

Hehe, did I say that?