Jasper and Garnet:*putting up the tree*

Peridot: I still don't understand this "Christmas" thing.

Steven:It's a holiday to spend time with the ones you love!

Amethyst:*on top of a huge empty box*  it's just that Pearl's here too. And that weird kid.

Pearl and Dipper:Hey!

Aquamarine:*giggles*

Peridot:I see...

Pearl:Peridot, we celebrate Christmas as the day the human's. "Savior" was born. Clearly they never saw us win the war.

Mabel:Psssshh, Christmas is really all about the presents!

Peridot: Ingenious! A celebration of birth and gifts?

Amethyst: That's a birthday.

Onyx:Who cares? I prefer to celebrate by punching people.

Pearl and Dipper: *appear to have been beaten up*

Mabel:And don't forget Christmas sweaters!

Steven:They're ugly, but no one cares!

Peridot: *sweater covers mouth* I am beginning to loath this "Christmas" .

That guy in the audience(We're calling him either Fred or Frank now):Aren't you leaving out other holidays?

*comes down from attic* You're right, Fred/Frank!

Everyone:MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, HAPPY KWANZAA, HAPPY SAINT LUCIA DAY, HAPPY BOXING DAY, AND HAPPY BILL CIPHER APPRECIATION WEEK!

Bill Cipher:*appears*DID I HEAR MY NA-WAIT WHY AM I WEARING A SWEATER?

Aquamarine: Mabel and I made it. It looks festive.

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All in all, today's message is Happy Holidays, from all us cohosts, gems, gem hybrids, humans, lions, timelords, demons, and whatever that thing is.

Fred/Frank:Hey!

Goodbye, and we'll see you next year.