Never...... leave...... EVER.......

Pearl:Good.

Lyle:I HAVE SOME THRUTHS AND DARES!

Explosion

Pearl:AMETHYST THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT!

amethyst:Hehe!

What is...

Lyle:Secret war. Merely a lover's quarrel.

Pearlmethyst:WE ARE NOT LOVERS!

THE INTERNET SAYS YOU ARE I DONT CARE!

Lyle:GARNET!

Garnet:*warps in*Need me to keep the peace?*grins*

Lyle:nah. *flops down on couch* you need to have a baby.

Garnet:*still smiling, possibly about to break whatever's in her hand*.......What?

It's a dare. *flops down beside Lyle*

Garnet:Eeehhh*unfuses*

Ruby:IAMHOLDINGYOUR PHONESYOUBETTERRETHINK THATGARNETISMYBABYNOWAY!

Writers:UH SAPPHIRE?

Sapphire:*too involved in turning the house to Elsa's castle*

Steven:Hey guys Connie and I are back... *starts to go up to the loft* ...from the bea-WAAAAAHHHH

All seven:STEVEN!

Steven:Owww......

Lyle:WOAH little man... OH WELL WE NEED DA HOMEWORLDS!

Lapis and Peri:*warp back from date giggling*

Jasper:UGH why do I have to go everywhere?

Lyle:Lapis, what entices you to keep Jasper chained up?

Lapis:I... um.....

Jasper:I suddenly find you slightly more likeable. *notices Ruby and Sapphire* hey why are they here?

Garnet:*fuses* No reason. *twitches*

ANSWER DA QUESTION!

Lapis:WHAT IF SHE HURTS STEVEN?

Um, contract?

Lapis:Um... fine I like watching the suffering of those who are loyal to home world.

Peridot:BUT NOT ME RIGHT BECAUSE I JUST TOLD YELLOW DIAMOND TO STUFF IT!

SPOILERS!

Garnet:What?

I... only saw the answer. YOU WERE SO CUTE! And Pearl, man!

Pearl:*blushes bluely* Oh, well, I-

Amethyst:*crosses arms* Yeah, we get it.

Lyle:Peridorito, how come you sound Orange but look green?

Peridoritohead:IALREADYSAIDIDONTKNOWYOUCLODCLIDSCLODSCLODSALLOFYOU!

Lapis:-_-*water punch*

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