Okay, so it might be a while until I get to you, because I have to go back and forth and I forget names! So if I don't give you credit, please don't get mad!

Act 1, beautiful wedding

Pearl! You have to go on a date with someone then get married!

Pearl: Okay.

That person is Jasper.

Pearl:Oh...

You also have to guess who gave you the dare.

Pearl:*shakes camera* It's you puppetmaster1313!

Any who... Jasper!

Malachite:*Surfaces and defuses, but they're still chained together*

Jasper:What?

Go on a date with Pearl!

Jasper:What? No!

*takes out gem destabilizer*

All gems:*back away*

Jasper and Pearl:*date*

Now propose!

Jasper:Marry me you stupid defective runt.

Pearl:I will always hate you future wife.

At the wedding

Crystal gems, Peridot,Lapis, Greg, and Connie:*sits quietly*

puppetmaster1313:*laughs through terrible ceremony*

Master of ceremonies bear-bear:*sits at alter*

Me and puppetmaster1313: laughing heads off.

Pearl: Okay, let's get divorced.

puppetmaster1313:NOT SO FAST! You guys can't get divorced until I  say so!

Jasper: ugh, I'm married now!

Steven:*wiping away tears* It's a happy family now!

Act 2, happy family

Okay, now Pearl has to watch little butler with Greg!

Greg:Amethyst and I love this show!

Amethyst: *jealous*(of who?)

Pearl:this show lacks concept.

Jasper: I hate being married.

Okay, Amethyst! Throw Doritos at Peridot!

Amethyst: Hey Peridot, hey dorito head!  Here's some friends! *throws Doritos*

Peridot:WHY DOES EVERYBODY CALL ME THAT?

Connie, do you love Steven?

Connie:*blushes* Maybe...

Steven:Connie, no longer can I ignore this! *down on one knee* Be my girlfriend!

Connie:Steven, of course I will!

Steven:YAY! *kisses Connie*

Greg: Woah there, you're only twelve, slow down!

Steven: Dad! I thought you were watching little butler with Pearl?

Greg:Eh, Pearl stabbed the tv.

Everybody's a family now! Jasper married Pearl,which automatically makes her part of the cast. And Lapis is chained to Jasper... also Greg'll have to stick around to give Steven dating advice... and I'm approaching puppetmaster1313 with a contract for if she says the divorce can happen.

Pearl and Jasper: What? Don't you mean when?

puppetmaster1313:whoops, forgot to mention that.

Hey,anybody know the ship name for Pearl and Jasper? Hey Lapis, you've been awfully quiet.
Lapis:...

Oh well. COMMENT!