Dares!

Garnet play subway surfers!

Garnet:What? I didn't hear you, I was playing subway surfers.

Never mind then!

Amethyst, Pearl, Jasper?

All three:*still in shock*

Amethyst:Nothing's happened, but I feel violated.

Steven:Can I read it?

Everyone who's read the story: NO!!!!

puppetmaster1313:Anyhow, ACT IT OUT!

Jaspearl:We have a daughter!

Greg:And I have a son!

Fine then, but everyone has to confess a secret!

Ronaldo:*jumps in* I always wear this chicken suit!

Greg:I've been to jail in Mexico!

Garnet:I get lonely being fused sometimes!

Lapidot:We've been in a romantic relationship for three months!

Jasper: I love being a mom!

Moon stone:I blame Garnet for everything!

Amethyst:I do have a thing for Pearl!

Connie:I don't like my parents!

puppetmaster1313:I'm not a US citizen!

I ship all of you with at least two other people here!

Pearl:I... I WAS IN LOVE WITH ROSE!

Greg:I KNEW IT!

Steven:AND IM PREGNANT!

Everyone: WHAAAT?

Steven:Just kidding, IVE ALWAYS LOVED CONNIE!

Okay, now Jasper has to be trapped in the mirror until somebody opens a bag of cheetos!

Jasper:Wha-*in mirror*

Steven:*cheetos*

Comment bye!