Would you do the honours?

Carter:With pleasure, as these are my dares. First off, Lars and Sadie need to name the baby, Batman Jr.

Both:WHAT BABY?

Carter:Second, we need a ton of references to Pearl and Jasper's.. er... social life. Example: Hey Pearl, I heard Jasper hit you pretty hard last night.

Pearl:I'm not listening to this. *walks away*

Shh, follow me camera two!* spies on Pearl*

Pearl:*Sits on rock*

Jasper:Hey.

Pearl:You came.

Jasper:It ended up just being that weird girl talking.

Pearl:My sister?

Jasper:Yeah. So, do you come here often? *Sits down*

Pearl:Every night. Steven doesn't let me watch him sleep anymore.

Jasper:That's creepy. But, in an attractive way.

Pearl:Really?

Both: *make out*

HEY GUYS!

Both: *scream*

Haha, come back to the beach.

At the beach

Do you all know why I've brought you here?

Peridot: Because we complete all dares on the beach?

No. SO I CAN MAKE LAME JOKES! Like what would Jasper and Peridot's fusion be?

Jasper:-

A CHEEZIT! Haha, get it? Because cheetos, and Doritos?

Steven: HAHAHA!

And this one! Pearl, I know why" If I die young" !

Pearl: *sighs* why?

Because when you here it, you can lay down on a bed of Roses! Haha!

(Silence)

Garnet:Too soon.