Hey Jaspearl, Jaspearl Jr,

Jasper: I hate having a kid.

Well, too bad, because according to your sister in law's dare, you have to raise the baby like good parents and make us and Lapis God parents.

puppetmaster1313:Haha.

Steven:Wait. You guys can dare others and receive dares?

Connie: that means we can dare each other!

Nope, sorry. We have contracts that alow us to do that.

puppetmaster1313: We can also refuse dares.

Moonstone: But technically I'm you! So I can do that too, right?

Nope. Not in your contract.

Jasper: Well what is on our contract?

puppetmaster1313:Oh, you know. You guys have to do everything you're dared, answer every truth, and we can call you at any time!

Pearl:Oh I am not doing this!

You signed the contract, which you guys can't back out of, so just raise you kid, okay!

Jaspearl Jr:Yeah Mommy Pearw!

Everyone: Awww

Jasper:Ech.

DARE!

puppetmaster1313:Truth for moon stone! How did you feel when Sun stone disappeared?

Moon stone: Angry, and upset. *to Crystal gems* I was angry you guys let her go... *to Garnet* I was jealous that you're always together.  I was... depressed.

Dare for Pearl! Cheat on Jasper!

Pearl:Gladly.

With Greg.

Pearl:Fine... *kisses Greg*

puppetmaster1313:Hey Lapidot! I mean, Hey Lapis and Peridot! You guys have to kiss for a whole minute.

Lapis and Peridot:Ewwwww, no!*tiny smile and blush*

puppetmaster1313:Pweeeeese?

Peridot:Fine. *kisses Lapis*

Jasper:*sneaky in the bushes with a camera*

That's all for now folks!

Lapis:*suddenly breaks away forme Peridot, blushing* HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?

Me and puppetmaster1313:BYE!