Welcome to your favorite show... TRUTH OR DARE! Our main cast today... THE CRYSTAL GEMS!

These, were the first words spoken in this show. I had copied the idea from another person, and look at us now. That book still has six chapters. And a lot of dares.

Carter:So... are going to hand out awards? I call the award for most involved reader!

And most involved co-host, but nobody's counting.

Carter:Okay, but I saw this through the beginning.

Yeah, you gave me the first dare of this, And I hope you can give me the first for the second book.

Pearl:I think I received the most dares.

Yep. You know, at first I liked how it was. Simple dares, simple truths. But we are not the simple people shown on screen. I love this book and never want it to change.

Mars:Well it's over.

Yeah, it's over. But you also supplied tons of dares. I think everybody had an amazing impact on the show.

Flowermist:Even the mist gems?

Amethyst has a bazooka because of you guys. Of course you made an impact.

Steven:Um, LapisLover? Since we have all these characters, can we bring my mom back?

Pearl:Yes! DO IT!

I... don't know. Who knows what the future holds.

Diamond: Nothing for this planet.

Emerald: What is your problem, Diamond?

Diamond:*makes out with Emerald*

Mars:Pay up.

Garnet:*hands over five bucks*

Amethyst: *hands over five bucks*

Emerald and Diamond: *fuse*

Steven:Who's this?

Peridot:If you were expecting the Dorito head, I was created first.

Dorito head:Wha- Hey! How come my title card is Dorito Head now?

Camera man:GO TO CAMERA FOUR!

Party time!

Unstable fusion time!

Malachite:...

Garnet:Whose first?

Pearl and Amethyst: ME!

Dorito head party

Dorito Head:Come on!

Sardonyx:Never fear, for I, relatively Sardonyx, have-

Dorito head: Shut up Pearl.

Pearl family reunion!

Pearl:Remind me again how we're related?

Carter:Our mother, the willow tree!

It's fun, Pearl.

Aquamarine: Wooh!

Amber:This is fun.

Moonstone: Do I even count?

Jasper:I'm nit so sure Jaz should be around your family, Pearl.

Reluctantly mother's!

Jaspearl:*sigh*

Lapidot:A daughter isn't right for us.

Cohosts!

I am so glad Pearl's not here.

Carter:Cheers.

Mars:So quiet!

Mist gems:Yep.

Party of two

Garnet:Whoop!

Chrysalite: I prefer the cohosts party, we had snacks and chairs.

End of parties

Audience: *applause*

Yes, that was fun. But now, could all cast members please sit in a circle on the ground? Good. Now, we want to take a moment to reflect on the show. Read some of the early chapters, then read fifty chapters just to compare.

Everyone: Woah...

Yeah. Now, let's just take a moment to remember Rose Quartz...

*Loud sobbing from Pearl*

Right... anyhow, now would be a good time to watch the video above, or just let the song play while you read.

Amethyst: Three, two one!

Amethyst and Rocko:*shoot bazookas everywhere*

Steven:Wow, fireworks!

Pearl:Well, it was nice being married to you, Jasper.

Carter:Did I say you could get divorced?

Pearl:You mean we have to stay married?

Jasper:hehe...Yeah.... have to...

Flashback

Jasper:*on hands and knees* PLEASE DONT LET PEARL DIVORCE ME!!!!!!!

Carter:*reading* Okay.

Real time

Steven: It's really over, huh?

Connie:Yep. I think today was the best day of my life.

Steven:The sunsets really pretty, huh?

Connie:Yeah, I can't think of anything prettier.

Steven:I can. *kisses Connie*

Back on the beach

Okay, the sun has set. We're gonna be gone for at least a week, but probably more than that. Until then, ScribbleToms is throwing a party on their truth or dare.

I'd like to thank my cohosts and you, the viewers. Thank you for all you did.

*Screen goes to static*