Okay, I'll put names at the bottom!

Quickly guys, watch Don't hug me I'm scared!

*During video*

Amethyst: Wow, this is really stupid.

Pearl:What am I watching?

Okay, Amethyst, read the most boring book ever!

Amethyst: *takes five years to read book*

Now read it aloud!

Amethyst: aww!

Amethyst: Wind howled through the night, carrying a scent that would change the world-

Pearl: Are you reading Eragon? MY FAVORITE BOOK?

Pearl, you're boring, and we have more dares!

Connie, punch Pearl!

Connie:Sorry Pearl, *punch*

Pearl:Let me guess...

Credit for that dare goes to puppetmaster1313!

Okay Connie, now punch Peridot and say, "I am the dorito queen!"  PERIDOT! YELLOW DIAMOND IS HERE!

Peridot: Yellow Diamond?

Connie:*punch* I AM THE DORITO QUEEN!

Okay, Now Garnet, if you would kindly defuse?

Garnet:If I might refuse?

Peridot:Can I leave?

If you sign this.

Peridot: *unknowingly signs contract*

You're hired and cannot leave!

Peridot:[Bleep] you.

Pearl:Language!

Garnet:*defuses*

It's a pleasure to meet you both.

Ruby: Yeah, Yeah, just dare us!

Ruby, kiss Amethyst. Sapphire, kiss Steven.

Sapphire: *kisses Steven on the cheek*

Amethyst:I'm getting kissed a lot.

Ruby: *kisses Amethyst's hand.* Lets get out a here.

Garnet:*fuses* I'm never splitting up again.

Okay, Peridot! Do you get along with Jasper?

Peridot:That has absolutely nothing to do-

Answer.

Peridot: No.

Why not?:(

Peridot:Jasper also calls me a Dorito head.

Okay, I think that's it.

HIATUS OVER!