Act 1

*doorbell rings*

Connie's father:Steven! Hi get the door!

Steven: Okay!

Jasper:Your important brat. *takes Steven away*

Steven:Jasper, who are we supposed to be?

Jasper:You're Harry and I'm Hagrid. Runt.

Harry:But no! I'm the loveable best friend who gets the girl!

Jasper: SHUT UP AND BE A MAN!

At school

Steven:Hi, we're friends.

Greg:Um, okay...

Pearl:no, no, nothing' s right! Oh, hello Steven.

Steven: Pearl?  I think your Hermione,

Pearl:I know who I am, but just look at everyone else in relation,  th-

Amethyst:*stuffs pastry in Pearls mouth*  Hey Steven, I'M GONNA  BULLY YOU BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!

Moon stone and emerald:*laugh*

Steven:AHH WHATS THAT?

Pearl and Greg:WHAT, WHAT?

Lion walks past.

puppetmaster1313:It's a lion. Only awesome people like Harry and Luna can see them, and frankly, we're Harry and Luna!

Steven:Okay...

Peridot:Okay, so I'm apparently every teacher in school, and I say GET TO CLASS!

Steven: Who's Dumbledore?

Peridot:ME!

Pearl:And whose Professor Mogonagal?

Garnet:That would be me.

Lapis:*walks past*

Steven:HEY LAPIS! Who aware you?

Lapis:*scoffs* I'm Neville.

Special one

The doctor:I'm leaving.

Amethyst: *kisses goodbye*

Everone else:0o0