First things first-

Steven:I'M THE REALEST!

Pearl:Steven! I told you not to listen to that sing...

Steven: Aww, but I need my Iggy!

Anyhow, Amethyst has to throw Steven off a cliff.

Amethyst: Sorry bud. *pushes*

Steven: AHHHH!

Garnet:*catches Steven*

Steven:Thanks Garnet.

Now, I'll skip to the last dare, which is when Garnet slaps Jasper.

Garnet: *slaps Jasper* *thinks* *repeatedly punches Jasper in the face* *in between punches* THIS...IS...FOR...SAPPHIRE.... Calm down... I AM PERFECTLY CALM!

And now, for the other dare...

mars_kid_04:Ooh, that's a good one!

puppetmaster1313:*stifles laughter* I'm not reading that.

lizziebear317:Oh, come here!*grabs script* Everyone has to get on that giant wrecking ball with that gem Aquamarine-

Aquamarine: Hi mom!

lizziebear317:-and sing wrecking ball.

One musical number that I refuse to write later .

Pearl:I highly doubt anyone here I'd fit to host, so I will host!

Okay(stifled laughter), read the script!

Pearl:I most certainly will! *reads script* I hate you. Ahem, don't forget that LapisLover has published the second installment of her fan fiction series which depicts me loving Rose, entitled "Do it again", I suppose she's naming every installment after a line in mine and Connie's duet.

Hey, why not spill all of my secrets?

puppetmaster1313:SHE DANCES NAKED WITH A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF STEVEN!

Jasper: The f*** goes on in that head?

Everyone: COMMENT!