Act 1 family matters

Once again joining us, mid-contract signing, is puppetmaster1313!

puppetmaster1313: Yo.

Pearl, and Jasper come here!

Jaspearl:Are we divorced now?

puppetmaster1313:Nope, you have to have a baby.

Jaspearl:Ugh, fine. *Have baby*

Pearl:Here's Pearl Jr.

Jasper:What? We agreed on Jasper Jr!

Guys, Guys! Name her Jaspearl Jr.

Jaspearl:Okay.

Also, big news for Pearl!

Pearl:What?

puppetmaster1313:I'm your long lost sister!

*Soap opera music*

Everyone:WHAT?

Yes, and now she and her friend Moon stone are here to stay!

Me, puppetmaster1313, and Moon stone:WHOOP!

Act 2, random junk

puppetmaster1313: Garnet, you have to make a music video of you singing Selfie.

Garnet:*makes video*

Steven:Amazing...

puppetmaster1313:Hey Lapis, what's it like being fused with Jasper?

Jasper and Lapis: Malachite is horrible...

Okay, comment soon! Also, you can dare me, puppetmaster1313, or moon stone now! We just have different contracts... bye!