Dare 1!




Gladion: Why did I agree to do this...

Author: Because...Well, I have my reasons. And you didn't agree, I made you.

Gladion: Suuuuuuure you do. Just read the stupid dare.

Author: Fine, fine. Don't rush me. This is our first dare sent in by @TheEdgelordGladion. *snicker*

Gladion: Sh-Shut up!

Author: Make me. You ARE an edgelord. You have to have a baking contest with Lillie.

Gladion: Okay...Not so bad...I guess. I didn't burn anything today right?

Author: You burnt your waffles. And mine!

Gladion: Ohhh yeah. *he grabbed his phone, and dialed Lillie's number*

*Beeeep*

*Beeeep*

Lillie: H-Hello?

Gladion: Hey, Lillie. So I'm doing a truth or dare thing for all these Gladion fangirls, and one of them wants me to do a baking contest with you. So...You in? Please say yes so Author Chan doesn't get triggered!

Lillie: Oh, I'm definitely in! I'll be there in five minutes.

Gladion: See you then. *he hung up*

Author: You didn't even say you loved her. Rude.

Gladion: Is Lillie your sister? No.

Author: I never said she was my sis-Oh, forget it...but it would be nice to have one!

------------------Five Minutes Later---------------------

Lillie: *knock knock knock* Brother?

Gladion: COMING! *he opened the door* Hey, Lillie.

Author: Hello, Lillie. What's up?

Lillie: Hello, brother. Hello Author. Um, actually...May I ask a question, Author?

Author: Eh, sure. Cause...WYNAUT?

*Gladion and Lillie both facepalmed*

Lillie: Well, a motel room for a baking contest? I don't really like the smell of Gladion's dirty underwear and the smell of burnt waffles.

Author: Oh, yeah. Ohhhh, yeah. I forgot. *she snapped her fingers together, then Gladion and Lillie somehow ended up on a stage, with baking supplies, tables, cutters, everything*

Gladion: Whoa...Nice. Magic.

Author: So, I'll be the judge, I guess. You can let your Pokemon help you bake, by the way. Just NO CHEATING!!! Today you will be making...

Gladion and Lillie: *drumroll*

Author: POKEPUFFS!

Gladion: ...Great.

Author: Alright, let the contest...BEGIN!

Gladion: Go, Null!

Type: Null: Jrrr!

Lillie: Alright, let's bake, Shiron!

Shiron: Vul!

Gladion: I'll make...some Citrus Puffs, since those are Null's favorite.

Lillie: And I'll make some Sweet Puffs!

Gladion: *Gladion was mixing butter, flour, an egg, some milk and orange food coloring* Null, cut those oranges over there, will ya?

Null: Grwar! *Null sliced the oranges with its' claws*

Gladion: Thanks! I'll need those in a bit...

(Meanwhile, in Lillie's corner)

*Lillie mixed a ton of sugar, milk, yeast and pink food coloring in a bowl*

Lillie: I think I put too much sugar...Maybe I'll add a spice of some sort? *she added hot sauce* Ohh, this won't work...Shiron, could you slice those raspberries for me, please?

Shiron: Vul! *she sliced some raspberries*

Lillie: Thanks! I'll need those later...

Gladion: *he scooped his Poke Puffs in little cupcake wrappers then put them in the oven* There...Now...The frosting.

Lillie: Agh, my mixture is so liquid-y...Aaahhh...

Gladion: *he came over to Lillie's table* You doing okay? Need anything?

Author: Awwww! The big bond between brother and sister!

Gladion: -_- Lillie, just add some flour in the mixture...

Lillie: Okay, thanks brother! *she smiled* *she grabbed a bit of flour and tossed it in*

Gladion: *he went back to his little table* Oh, no!!!! The Poke Puffs...*he took them out of the oven* I leave them for a minute and they get burnt. May as well do the frosting.

Lillie:*she put her Poke Puffs in the oven* The frosting...

Gladion: *he mixed a little bit of whipped cream, milk, and some orange food coloring* And...done! If only I hadn't burnt the stupid PokePuffs...*he started to spread the frosting across the Poke Puffs*

Lillie: Perfect, your Poke Puffs look awesome brother! *she took out the Poke Puffs* Huh?! No!! The Poke Puffs are still jiggly...

Author: FIVE MINUTES LEFT!!!!!!!!!! I repeat five minutes!

Gladion: You have to be so loud...? *he finished frosting the Poke Puffs* Now...Those oranges...*he topped the Poke Puffs with oranges* Awesome! How's it going, Lillie?

Lillie: Not-so-great! *she mixed the frosting together using an egg, some milk and some heavy cream together* At least the frosting is OK...*she tried putting the frosting on the Poke Puffs but since the Poke Puffs were liquid...ish, the frosting mixed in with the Poke Puffs* OH NO!!!

Author: Time's up! Hands off all materials, blah blah blah...*she sent out a Sylveon*

Sylveon: Sylveon! Yon!

Lillie: Aww, how cute! Will she be trying our Poke Puffs?

Author: Yeah...Gladion will be going first. Gladion?

Gladion: Coming! *he ran over to the Author and Sylveon* So, I have made some Citrus Puffs today...With the help of my Pokemon Null... *he handed a puff to Sylveon*

*Sylveon sniffed it curiously and then took a bite out of it*

Sylveon: Sylveon!

Author: How'd it taste, Sylveon? Here...*she gave Sylveon a piece of paper* I want you to put your paw on how the Poke Puff tasted...

*There were five stars on the paper*

Sylveon: *she put her paw on the fourth star* Syl!

Gladion: Whooo...*he wipes his forehead*

Author: Alright...Good job, Gladion...*she clapped* Now, Lillie...

Lillie: I...I made some S-Sweet Puffs...But they didn't come out as expected...*she sighed*

Author: O-Oh, that's fine! Alright, Sylveon...

Sylveon: Veon-n! *she took a bite out of the Sweet Puff* ... *she made a sour face for a minute, but then forced herself to swallow it* *she put her paw on the second star*

Lillie: Oh well...Brother wins! *she smiled* Good job!

Gladion: O-Oh! Thanks...

Lillie: That was so fun! Let's do it again sometime!

Gladion: Y-Yeah! Sure!

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