Last time, on Truth or Dare: Smogon Edition...

Kidneypuup: Is this what we've all been waiting for?

Ethan: iS tHiS wHaT wE'vE aLl BeEn WaItInG fOr?

Jay: Is ThIs WhAt We'Ve AlL bEeN wAiTiNg FoR?

Brock: 15 7h15 wh47 w3v3 411 b33n w4171n9 4?

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Oak: No. I put air into your mom's belly, Ash. That's why she's fat.

Ash: Like the air they put in snacks?

Oak: yeah.

Kidneypoop: Ohhhh.

Jay: OhHhH-

Guy: Please stop.

Cyrus: sigh

Misty: Can we continue now?

Some strange force made the bottle spin...

It was high noon in a hot summer day.  Surrounding them is the hot run rays radiating the building. Everyone was breathing heavily, however, it just makes the matter worse as the air breath out of them is hotter than your mom.

And the bottle finally lands on...

Kidneypuup

Guy: Alright, bucko, truth or dare?

Kidneypuup: Dare, I'm brave af.

May: I dare you to tell the writer to add more spice to the book.

Brock: Ohhhhh 🔥🔥🔥

Kidneypuup: I don't know much about spices, but I know that you are going to get laid tonight. 😏

May: You're creepy.

Kidneypuup: I know right?

May: Hold on, where are you?

Kidneypuup: Don't look behind you... There's a white hand...

#whitehand

Cyrus: Wow. You're such a kid.

Misty: Wait... Where have I heard that sentence from?

Guy: Uhh I dunno, Pokémon Black and White anime?

Serena: What world is this? Pokémon anime? Is that some kind of Digimon?

Jay: Anyway...

- GAY SAMA!!! TALK!!!

Jay: The f-?

iSuck: Hey children. I changed my name and look :]

Ethan: Noice.

May: Wait, I think I have seen it before... You looked like a gym leader I battled...

"iSuck": Yeah duh, it's Juan. I changed my name to Another Juan VV and have my look to be Juan because... it's another Juan of those old jokes...

N: haha

Another Juan VV: Anyway, what's a Smogon edition episode without a battle? So, who's with me?

Kidneypuup: Me?

Ash: A battle between twins? Hype!

*Sinnoh rival theme begins playing* <-- Sinnoh confirmed

You are challenged by Pokémon Trainer Another Juan VV!

Pokémon Trainer Another Juan VV sent out Aggron!

"Alright, Hands (Ambipom), you can do this! GO!"

duh~~ duhduh~~ duhduhduh~~

Hands turned back to you and nodded with understanding!

Hands used Fake Out!

The foe's Aggron flinched!

Another Juan VV: Haha, we eat those!

Alright, Hands, use Low Kick!

Another Juan VV: What the fuck? Who gives Ambipom Low Kick? Are you freaking stupid?

~~ya'll are stupid~~

And the battle went on... Kidneypuup got to set up all the possible hazards while Another Juan VV continued to struggle as his choice scarf Pokémon Snorlax ran out off PP and used Struggle.

After the Snorlax fainted, Kidneypuup sent out Allahu Akbar (Rampardos) equipped with his DIY Choice Scarf and swept with Head Smash.

Ethan: Wow! Much skill, my homie!

May: Pretty good.

Cyrus: Can I please leave?

Serena: Can I get some actual Amourshipping please?

the screen then blacked out...

all the characters have disappeared... is the universe dead?

"OH MY GOD" -god said

"DEAD CHAT IS REAL" -god continued

"#foreveralone"

"GAY SAMA? YOU THERE?"

"TALKKKKK!"

#referrences

Everything got normal again. Nobody cared and they continue their show.

Guy: Alright, since you got dared to tell the writer to add more spice, do it!

Kidneypuup: Hey, Kidneypoop...

Kidneypoop: Hey, Kidneypuup, what's good bro?

Kidneypuup: Do you know who's the spice master?

Kidneypoop: I do know who's the spice master is. It's the Gym Leader trio of Unova!

Kidneypuup: Thank you, me!

Kidneypoop: No biggie, you!

Another Juan VV: That didn't make sense...

May: Who cares? The book will be less dull now!

Guy: Sooo... The leader trio huh, Alakazam, get them!

Cilan, Cress and Chili teleported to the room...

Cilan: What? Why am I here?

Cress: Why does that man have no eyebrows?

Chili: Why do we have bad haircuts?

Kidneypuup: Anyway... I need spice for this book... Do you have any?

Chili: I don't know but...

Cress: During hard times...

Cilan: A t T a C c I s T h E 🅱 E z T d E f E n S e

May: Wow, that was helpful. Thanks guys.

Kidneypuup: Say... Did I just say earlier that you're gonna get laid?

May: Huh? Since when?

Guy: about 500 words earlier?

May: Sure... I guess. I mean Drew has been pretty weak lately so...

Anothed Juan VV: May I record and upload it to funhub.com?

May: Nope.

Kidneypuup: Not at all.

And so they walked into the closet with a newly evolved Lampent.

The end.