Oh yeah, Ash is undensed, so don't need to dare him to be undense

Everyone but Red: *shivering*

Red: ... pathetic...

Kidney: Why do we have to shiver?

Dawn: H-H-He will be here

Panda: Jay?

Kidney: I saw him counting the buses he received for last chapter

Serena: I don't care! He called me Butthead. I'll beat him up once he's back to normal

Kidney: But that means you'll kill him, and kill everyone else

Serena: NOW THAT'S CRAPPY!

Ash: Calm down, Serena

Serena: NO!

May: He will be here right?

Kidney: I'll protect you, May

Drew: No one can touch my April!

May: IT'S MAY, DAMN IT! IT'S BEEN OVER 10 CHAPTERS AND YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL ME MY ACTUAL NAME!

Drew: Whatever you say, June

May: I HATE MY NAME!

Drew: You say every time, December. But I know you like it, August

May: SHUT UP GRASSHEAD!

Drew: Whatever, January

Gary: May should be named June, 'cause she's hot as summer 😏

Misty: ARE YOU FLIRTING OTHER GIRL BUT ME, OAK TREE?!

Gary: What did you say, Misty? You love me, don't ya 😏

Misty: *blushing* NO!

Iris: Geez, what a bunch of kids

Clemont: This need a solution. THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE! CLEMONTIC GEAR ON!

Dawn: Can science drag Dark Jay out of his body

Clemont: Yes, it can! I call it the DRAGDARKJAYOUTOFHISBODYSOHEWILLNOTRECEIVEANYBUSESORHATES 9000

Kidney: Wow, that's creative *sarcasm*

Jay: *busts in the door* ALRIGHT PEOPLE! LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

Everyone else: *shivering*

Clemont: My machine, suck Dark Jay out of his body!

Jay: Oh yeah, try me b!tch

*the machine starts working, but Dark Jay is too strong that it explodes*

Jay: Your machine is useless, Lemonbrain

Serena: No one can call Clemont like that! (But us)

Jay: You said something, Butthead? I can see your head much rounder

Serena: Grrr...

Jay: Are you going to take a poop? So why did you make that noise?

Ash: *hugs Serena* There, there...

Kidney: Anyway, where have you been?

Jay: Just collecting some dares. That what your Normal Jay always does, right?

Kidney: Okay...

Red: ...

Jay: Anyway, we have special guest for today. I think you know them, Panda. They are @XxAaronStoriesxX, or I will call Aaron for short, and Julia

Julia: Hey!

Aaron: Hello world!

Jay: Welcome to hell, sit anywhere you like

Panda: You guys are here!

Aaron: Yeah!

Jay: Can we just start the show? We got dares here

Kidney: Ok, it's still my duty to read, right?

Jay: Actually I'll read them

Serena: But you said it was for stupid idiots

Jay: But I'm too awesome to be a stupid idiot, so deal with it!

Serena: Whatever...

Jay: What with that attitude?

Ash: I'll twerk in front of your face until you die

Serena: Please don't...

Jay: Oh yeah, try

Ash: Hell yeah *twerks in front of Jay*

Jay: *aims gun at his arse* You say something?

Ash: Uh, no...

Red: ...

Greninja: I hate this Jay

Braixen: Me too

Everyone else: Count me in

Jay: Aww, I love all of you dcik*eads too

Kidney: Can we just start the dare, please?

Jay: Fine. So this dare says.... NO! NO! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA DO IT!

Aaron: What's the dare?

Jay: Look, let's burn it and move on, okay? *set fire on the dare paper, but it didn't burn*

Kidney: It must be a very strong dare

May: I can feel it from here...

Kidney: So who gives it?

Jay: W-W-W... XxWhiteYvonnexX ...

Kidney: Oh, is that your favorite author?

Jay: That's Normal Jay's. I don't care. She has the name "Yvonne", which I hate the most

Normal Jay: *tries to get in but got tied in a chair*

Kidney: What's the dare say anyway? You have to do it!

Everyone: It's the author's duty

Jay: Fine! I dare Serena to be a delinquent/overpowered gangster to out match delinquent Jay

Dawn: We're save!

Serena: *crying* Author-chan noticed us

Jay: She's not even in here, you know that, Butthead?

Serena: Fine, change me, now!

Ash: Yeah, so I can get my favorite Serena back!

Jay: Yeah, I know all of you are excited. But accept it. She's only a character, while I have author power, and it's over 9000. Anyway, who asked her to dare that?

Panda: Uh, Normal Jay

Normal Jay: Yeah, get rekt, boi!

Jay: SHUT UP NORMAL JAY!

Normal Jay: Whatever

Paul: This room will be covered with blood

Red: ... agree...

Jay: Oh look, Red is speaking

Red: ... My childhood was a tragic one. I was controlled by a bunch of kids. I was forced not to walk into tall grass, but was forced to take down a dangerous mafia. I killed my rival's Raticate. I killed my father. I was called as Ash's father....

Jay: Yeah, no one care!

Red: ...

Jay: Listen, I'll turn Serena into a gangster, but she will be killed in a minute, I guarantee that *claps*

Serena: OH GOD DAMN IT, I'M HERE!

Ash: Serena! *hugs her*

Serena: *pushes Ash away* Back off, Ass Ketchup!

Ash: 😭

Jay: Sup

Serena: Who said that?

Jay: It's me, Butthead

Serena: WHO ARE YOU CALLING BUTTHEAD, ASSFACE?!

Jay: WHO ARE YOU CALLING ASSFACE, BUTTBRAIN?!

Serena: WANNA GET SHOT IN THE HEAD, BOI?

Jay: YOU'RE ON, YVONNE!

Serena: WHAT WITH THAT NAME?!

Jay: WHAT A STUPID LAST NAME YOU HAVE!

Serena: DON'T INSULT ME AND AUTHOR-CHAN!

Jay: OH I WILL!

Serena: *takes out her gun* I'M TOTALLY READY, LITTLE BOY

Jay: *takes out his gun* HELL YEAH!

Kidney: STOP! BOTH OF YOU!

Jay and Serena: SHUT UP POOPHEAD! HEY, THAT'S MY LINE! STOP COPYING ME! AHHHH!

Dawn: We better run, now!

Jay: ALL OF YOU WILL STAY!

Misty: TAKE COVER!

Serena: Shut up, Carrot head!

Misty: IT'S MISTY!

Jay: AT LEAST I WASN'T CRYING FOR BEING FORCED TO FOLLOW THE FAMILY CAREER

Serena: AT LEAST I DON'T PUBLISH A BUNCH OF NONSENSE BOOKS

Normal Jay: Really 😑

Jay: HAH, I'M NOT EVEN HIM. I'M HIS DARK VERSION OF HIM! I'M JAY FLYNN- *got shot in the head*

Serena: Shut up, Jay Mother Fcuking Flynn

Gary: That's my name...

Serena: You wanna be dehydrated, Oak tree?!

Gary: No thanks...

Jay: *wakes up* I'm back from the death- *got shot again*

Serena: This male version of me is annoying.

Jay: *wakes up* Hey, I'm not that- *got shot again*

Serena: Who bring him in anyway?

Kidney: Me 😑

Jay: *wakes up* Hell yeah, your boi will never d- *got shot*

Serena: Can you please shut up?!

May: This room is covered in blood...

Kidney: Anyway, let's get to the next dare

Jay: *revived* Yeah, let's go! Before this Buttbrain starts shooting my head again

Serena: GAAAH! FINE!

Jay: Good girl

Serena: You say?

Jay: Good *pffff* Yvonne *laughing*

Serena: Seriously, what so funny about that name?

Jay: I don't know, it sounds funny when you say that many times

Serena: Can you stop insulting me and her?!

Normal Jay: I can feel a bunch of buses flying toward me

Jay: So, our dares for today is..... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Serena: What a dirty-minded piece of sh!t

Gary: I like this Dark Jay

Kidney: What's with the face?

Jay: I just found out how well these dares can be put together to make a combined one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kidney: You mean the first ever All in one Dare?

Jay: You bet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kidney: Seriously, what with the face?

Serena: He just proved how good he is to be a dcik

Jay: Look, I could show you what your face look like, but it would against the term of service for showing my butt in front of the camera

Serena: Then I will shoot my bullet in your butt

Kidney: Seriously, you two should kiss already

Jay and Serena: NO!

Serena: I WOULD GET HERPES!

Jay: I DON'T WANT MY MOUTH TO SMELL LIKE SHITE AFTER THAT

James: Hey Pikachu, here's the ketchup

Jessie: Yeah, get the ketchup

Pikachu: *follows the ketchup*

Jay: Oh no you don't! *levitate Team Rocket and smashes them to the ground*

Serena: Wow, you saved Pikachu

Dawn: You're actually not a dcik after all

Jay: No, I just give Pikachu a reason to live. He's definitely sick of Ash now

Ash: Why me?!

Jay: Cause you suck

Kidney: And you swallow

Jay: Hehe, nice one *fist pumps Kidney*

Aaron: Can we know what the dare is?

Julia: Yeah, we're literally doing nothing

Red: ...

Jay: So let's sum up: Make Ash a pervert and he has to have sex with Serena while Bonnie watching, and Clemont cannot interfere, stop, or do something with Bonnie (from @Mewtwo1234537) You see the perv force now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Serena: Oh god no, I did it before

Ash: And you shot me in the head

Serena: You were trying to do something not suitable for young audience

Jay: Actually, this time will be a whole new experience

Serena: What?

Jay: There also a dare said: I dare all the girls to be perverted (from @Ricar13450). So basically, you have to be a pervert, too

Serena: I don't like the sound of that

Jay: That's your punishment anyway

Serena: FOR WHAT?!

Jay: FOR SHOOTING ME IN THE HEAD MULTIPLE TIME

Aaron: Wow, so if we put all the dare together...

Jay: If we put the dare from White, Mewtwo and Ricar, it will become this new combined dare:
I dare Perverted Ash to have sex with Perverted Gangster Serena with Bonnie watching them, while Clemont can't interfere, stop or do anything to her

Clemont: NO, THAT WOULD AGAINST THE LAW!

Jay: Do I look like some kind of person who care about the law?

Iris: He's more dangerous than a kid 😨

Cilan: That's a horrible mixture

Jay: I know, green haired Brock

Brock: What do you mean?

Jay: Why are you here?

Brock: I followed the perv force. Anyway, at least tell me anything from Cilan that different to me

Jay: Uh, Cilan can open his eyes

Serena: You racist motherfu-

Jay: Let's start the combined dare anyway *claps, the girls become perverted, Ash becomes perverted*

Ash: Hey babe, are you sitting on sugar, 'cause you have a sweet a$$

Serena: Oh Ash, I can't wait to see that huge bum bum again~

Gary: Ashy boy is growing up 😭

Ash: Yeah, Gary. I traveled with the sexiest girl of Pokemon, and I haven't gotten a chance to bang her yet

Everyone else except Serena: 😨

Jay: Wait, b-b-bang?

Kidney: *singing* Bang bang into the roof, I know you want it. Bang bang, all over you!

Jay: Can you stop singing that stupid song?!

Kidney: 😢

Jay: Anyway, you two get in the room. Bonnie, you follow

Bonnie: What is sex anyway?

Jay: You'll understand soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Misty: I like how you make that face, Gary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gary: You're good, Misty girl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*all three walk in the room*

*1 hour later, more sound and smell coming out from the room*

Jay: Hmm, funny

Kidney: What funny?

Jay: It sounds and smells like two sweating Tauros and Bouffalant wrestling

Kidney: Is it even a comparison? 😑

Serena: YES ASH! DON'T STOP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD!

Jay: Yup, more like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Panda: Why haven't I become a pervert?

Julia: Me too

Jay: That's for my own safety

Normal Jay: I wouldn't be surprised if one day this book got marked as "Mature content"

Dawn: We'll practice tonight, right Paulie? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Paul: *fainted*

May: We'll practice tonight, too, right Drewlio and Ramen? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Drew: *fainted, nosebleed*

Ramen: ...

Red: ...

Ramen ...

Red: ...

Jay: What are those two saying?

Kidney: Ramen said "FML" and Red said "I miss Yellow"

Jay: Really, Red?

Red: ... *nods*

Jay: Well, does it look like I give a fcuk?

Red: ... you little brat ...

Jay: Whatever Mr. Egocentric

Kidney: Should we stop them, it's been an hour

Jay: Let's just wait and see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*3 hours later, Ash stepped out with torn clothes, Serena stepped out with red marks all around her body*

Bonnie: Uh, Onii-chan, what's that white thing coming out from Ash's-

Clemont: You don't have to know!

Bonnie: I can't believe Ash's is 7 inches

Jay: Wait, what?

Bonnie: Yeah, his legs. I thought he was short

Gary: Is it the legs he walks on or the middle one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jay: Talk about a terrible way to teach kid how baby was made

Serena: SHUT UP OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

Jay: OH YEAH? TRY ME BIT- *got shot*

Serena: Shut up Jay Motherfcuking Flynn

BTW, I'm thinking about bringing Dark Jay in one of my book. What do you guys think? Should I bring him in? And if so, which book he should be in?