Jay: What is up, DramaAlert Nation? I'm your host KillerKeem-

Paul: Shut up!

Jay: Hey, that's not how you treat your host. Anyway, it's time for our special chapter: Valentine Special!

Everyone: yay.... s#!t

Jay: HEY! LANGUAGE! This is a PG show, god damnit

Misty: Then how do you explain to that? *pointed at Pregnant Serena*

Serena: 😳 What's wrong?

Jay: Oh, I'll fix it. *snapped finger, made the baby exploded like a balloon*

Serena: NOOO! FRISK!

Ash: *hugged Serena* Don't worry, we will get one when we are older

Jay: Do you want me to make you unable to become a father, Ash? *aimed the dagger at Ash's you-know-what*

Ash: Uh, no

Jay: Anyway, as I announced before, we will have another co-host

Kidney: I thought I'm the one and only

Jay: Well, I think you're not. You almost trashed this show when you flirt May

Drew: I couldn't agree more

Ash: Please welcome our new co-host, xXPandaPodXx (I'll call her Panda for short, just tell me if you want to change the nickname)

Panda: Bonjour!

Jay: Oh yeah, she's French (I think so). And I have another surprise for you *snapped finger, Alain and Mairin appeared*

Alain and Mairin: Why are we here?

Jay: Welcome to Truth or Dare, you two lovey dovey

Alain: *looked around and found Ash* YOU!

Ash: Oh yeah! What do you want?!

Alain: Only one is cool in this room and it's me!

Ash: NO, IT'S ME, YOU BRAT! THIS. IS. SPART-

Serena: *Punched Ash* CAN YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!

Jay: Did Serena's personality still stucked in "that book"? I think I forgot to give it back

Kidney: Wow, Serena used Mega Punch

Dawn: It's

Cilan: Super

Misty: EFFECTIVE!

Serena: Shut up Carrot head!

Jay: Yup, it's stucked

Panda: This room is dangerous

Kidney: I know

Jay: Okay, anyway, time for the first dare, Kidney?

Kidney: Why me? You usually read the dares

Jay: Well, I just feel sorry for letting you die every single chapters

Kidney: Ok, anyway, the first dare is from @-_amour_- and it said dare Bonnie to ask Korrina if she will "take care" of Clemont. *smirked at Clemont* You know what that's mean, Clemont

Clemont: Oh, you wouldn't dare

Jay: Yes I would *made Korrina appeared*

Korrina: *looked around* Oh hi Clemont

Clemont: 😳 Uh, hi. But there's no Bonnie, so we can't do this dare

Jay: You're right. That's a shame. Well, I guess we have to move on and- JUST KIDDING I'LL BRING HER IN ANYWAY! *made Bonnie appeared*

Bonnie: Uh, where am I?

Jay: Oh Bonnie *signal Bonnie about Korrina*

Bonnie: Korrina! Do you want to be a keeper of my brother?

Clemont: KILL ME PLS!

Jay: Nope

Korrina: Of course I do

Clemont: Wait wut?

Jay: She said yes

All girls except Korrina: AWWWWW...

Clemont: So, you mean-

Korrina: Yes, Clemont *kissed Clemont suddenly*

Clemont: *fainted*

Jay: Laserbladeshipping! But seriously, I need to revive him *revive Clemont*

Clemont: Oh, am I in heaven?

Korrina: No, my cute Clemontnade *kissed Clemont again*

Clemont: Life is so beautiful!

Gary: Just think of girls everyday and your life will be beautiful as hell 😏

Misty: PERV!

Jay: Anyway, time for the next dare, Panda, it's yours.

Panda: Yes! I dare the boys to do something romantic to the girls/crushes

Jay: Well, all of you have to do it. Chop chop!

Ash: Wait, she said the boys

Drew: So you and Kidney have to do it, Jay

Jay: I-I.... FINE!

Gary: Wait, she also said crushes. Which mean...

May: Yes, after 84 years, we will see who's Jay's crush?

Jay: ARCEUS DAMNIT! I HATE YOU ALL! *made my crush, Newjin, appeared (It's actually her nickname)*

Newjin: Huh? Jay, what's going on?

Jay: Oh look, the wicked witch is speaking

Newjin: Who are you calling wicked witch you Brat Dope

Jay: WHO ARE YOU CALLING BRAT DOPE, WICKED WITCH?

Kidney: They always like this

Paul: Aren't you have to find one too, Kidney?

Kidney: Well, my heart is for the one and only May

Drew: HEY! There's only one boyfriend suitable for June and that's ME!

May: Awww, Drew is as cute and base at the same time!

Jay: Okay, let's start the dare anyway. Wicked Witch, sit there

Newjin: You better watch your mouth, Brat Dope

*the boys began to sing Thinking out loud*

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I'm too lazy to write the whole lyrics

All boys: *singing* maybe we found love right where we are *handing out bouchets to the girls*

All girls: *blushing madly*

Jay: All right, whatever, everyone back to your seat

All shipping: *cuddling*

Newjin: Uh, can we?

Jay: Yeah, whatever *cuddling and both blushing*

Kidney: I'm so alone

Panda: Me too, but don't even think about it

Kidney: 😭😭😭

Jay: Right, now for the next dare

Panda: Okay, I dare the girls to dress up the boys

All boys: Oh no

All girls: YASSSS

Newjin: Finally, revenge time, Brat Dope

Jay: Whatever you say, Wicked Witch

Dawn: All right, all of you with your crush, get in the bathroom

Kidney: Can I go with you, May? *received a dead glance from Drew* Nevermind

Jay: Can someone just get a dare for Kidney? He needs to be tortured

*10 minutes later, all the boys walked out*
Ash: *in Pikachu suit* Awww, thanks Serena

Serena: Anything for my Ashy boo

Gary: *in the oak tree costume* haha, very funny Misty

Misty: Ikr 😂

Ash: Great, more purpose to call him Oak tree

Drew: *in Roserade costume* It suit me perfectly

May: I know you love it

Kidney: I wish I was dressed up by May, so we can do some "smoochy" afterward

Jay: *in Lucario outfit* I'LL KILL YOU AFTERWARD! Anyway, nice work, Wicked Witch

Newjin: Whatever

Kidney: AAAAAAA!

Paul: *in Piplup costume* dafuq is this?

*PG ded*
Jay: Arceus dangit Paul!

Dawn: Awww, Paul looks cute

Paul: Did you even notice that PG is dead?

PG: *dead*

Jay: Oh boy....

Cilan: *in Pansage costume* this is bad

Clemont: *in Clambot costume* real bad...

Iris: Oh what a bunch of kids. Look on the bright side, at least in the upcoming chapters we will have what the readers need: swearing

Jay: Yup, first PG, now the fourth wall...

Panda: Okay, everyone, go change, the chapter is over

Jay: Oh, ya think?

Panda: What?

Jay: I've promised that this one will be over 2000 words, and all of you gonna sit here until I say leave

Serena: Well that's bulls#!t

Jay: God damnit, stop swearing- oh wait, PG is dead

Serena: We know Brat Dope

Jay: YOU SAID WHAT?

Newjin: Damn sister, nice one *high-fived Serena*

Jay: Whatever, I'll think out more dares, so don't you think you're safe

Alain: I hate this show

Jay: Awww, I hate you too, Alainoob

Alain: Who are you calling?!

Mairin: Calm down, Ali

Ash: Nice one, Jay and I gonna be good brothers

Kidney: But he tried to steal your Serena

Jay: Can you shut your yap already?!

Serena: You what, Jay?

Jay: Oh c'mon. She's adorable and cute af. Every boys want to have her (literally I watch Pokemon XY only just to see Serena. That's what make me think Pokemon XY is awesome)

Newjin: So you want to break up, Brat Dope?

Jay: No I always love y-. Oh no...

Newjin: U say?

Jay: N-Nothing. Alright, let's me concentrate for a minute

*2000 years later*
Jay: Right, I got the dares. I dare all of the girls to watch Boku no Pico

All boys: Oh god no

Dawn: Wait, is there something behind it?

Jay: Let's just say its love story is almost as beautiful as Ash and Serena's

Serena: I'm excited already

Ash: Please, Honey cake, don't

Serena: I'll watch it, for you, Ash

Jay: Yeah right *giggling* just get in! *transported all the girls to a room to watch it*

*Meanwhile, outside*
Paul: So what's it all about?

Jay: Well, I'd say it's the dark side of love, the side that too disgusting to think about

Kidney: Let's just see their reaction

*The girls came out*
Jay: So, how was it?

Serena: Ash, is that what they called d-

Ash: Just don't say it, Serena 😳

Misty: It's weird to see two worms wiggling in the screen

Gary: Well, my girl is becoming me now

Dawn: Bye bye my childhood 😢

Paul: RIP Dawn's childhood. You will be forgotten

May: Drew, I think you just like-

Drew: Just shut up April

Kidney: Look like I'm the only straight boy in this room

Jay: But last time I found you kissing the photo of Justin Bieber's face

Kidney: SHUT UP!

Panda: I regret my life

Newjin: Thanks for the dare, Brat Dope

Jay: You're welcome

Iris: What a bunch of kids, I actually saw one

Ash: Wait what?

Jay: Oh forget it, let's continue. Kidney? Have any?

Kidney: Oh yas. I dare Jay to be perverted

Jay: U wot m8

Kidney: That's for revenge

Jay: FINE! *made myself perverted, looked at Newjin* hey girl, are you sitting on sugar, cause you have a sweet @$$

Newjin: 😳 Brat Dope is.... weird

Jay: Hey does the alphabet has 21 letters

Newjin: N-No it's 26

Jay: Oh, sorry, I forgot. U, R, A, Q, T

Newjin: For some reason, I like this version

Kidney: Okay, I feel disgusted now. Jay, change back!

Jay: No, I won't *looked at Serena* Hey Honey cake, you're really sweet from the "bottom" you know that?

Serena: 😳

Ash: This new him is weird

Kidney: That's it *shoved Snickers to my mouth*

Jay: Wow, I never myself when I'm hungry

Newjin: Y-Yeah

Alain: Whatever

Jay: Alright, let's end Valentine in style. I dare all of the shipping to do 7 minutes in heaven

Korrina: Oh there it is

May: Haven't do it since Kidney tried to flirt me

Jay: Well, here's go nothing, I guess. To the closet

Wishfulshipping
*Cilan and Iris came out*
Dawn: How was it?

Iris: You know, Cilan actually wasn't a kid. He must have kept his badboy side for too long 😳

Cilan: I know you love it, girl

Contestshipping
*May came out perfectly fine, while Drew's face was covered with lipstick*
Jay: What happened?

May: Well, for once I actually flattered when Drew called me with different months of a year, instead of May

Drew: I know you love it August

May: Oh shut up!

Ikarishipping
*Paul carried Dawn bridal style*
Kidney: What the heck?!

Dawn and Paul: *blushing crazily*

Jay: God damnit! First Serena and Ash and now you two. I'm not gonna responsible for the child

Madisonshipping
*Alain carried Mairin out*
Alain: You know, that was fun *kissed Mairin*

Mairin: *blushing* um, yeah

Egoshipping
*Misty came out perfectly fine, Gary fainted*
Misty: He was trying to grab my- forget it! That pervert

Jay: That's why they called it 7 minutes in heaven

Laserbladeshipping
*Korrina came out fine, Clemont was blushing bright red*
Korrina: I didn't know that was freakin 10 inches, Clemont

Clemont: I know *blushing*

Jay: Wait, 10... inches...?

Korrina: Yes, his Aipom arms. So long

Gary: Those Aipom arms can be useful in the future. If you know what I mean 😏

Jay: Uh, Gary, kids are reading

Gary: I don't care. They probably got the idea anyway

Jay (me) x Newjin (don't know what to call this shipping)
*We came out perfectly fine*
Ash: Anything, you two?

Newjin: That was a lovely alone time. I love it *kissed me*

Jay: *blushing*

Dawn: Awww, the host is blushing

Jay: *blushing* just... shut up

Amourshipping
*7 minutes over but there's still some strange sounds and cracking*
Jay: Anyone want to do the honor *holding the hammer*

Panda: Nah, we good
*Serena came out fine, Ash looked like he was drunk*
Kidney: What the heck just happened to Ash?

Serena: Let's just say he isn't man enough to get strong love

Ash: You are way too rough, Honey cake

Serena: You're so weak

Dawn: So what exactly happened

Serena: Use your imagination 😉

Jay: Damn girl! Anyway, that's all for today Truth or Dare *sniff*

Ash: What's wrong, Jay?

Jay: Nothing, it's just... I have to leave this show in couple of weeks, because I have another book to write

Dawn: Aww, cheer up host (Yas, finally, no torture)

Jay: Don't think you can escape. I just need some idea. So guys, keep commenting any truths or dares you want, I'll cover them as much as I can. And keep requesting any characters or yourself to add in. Okay, bye

Serena: Bye

Newjin: I'm gonna stay here, bye

Pokecrew: Bye, happy Valentine day

Alright, just keep commenting any truths or dares, as much as you can. And if you want to see my work, make sure to check on Hardcore and Shyness. It's an Amourshipping book and still on process. Next chapter of it will be uploaded tomorrow (hopefully). Ok, peace ✌️