Iris: This is strange

Cilan: What's wrong, Iris?

Kidney: Is it about Dragonite again?

Iris: Yeah

Jay: I think you used some wrong words to train Dragonite again

Iris: What do you mean?

Jay: Did you know that words can change the expressions and feelings on someone's face? It can also change his or her face's color?

Iris: I don't understand

Jay: Let me show you. Hey Jin!

Newjin: What?

Jay: I love you. I've been thinking about you since the day we met

Newjin: *blushes madly* EHHHHH? 😳

Jay: You see how red Newjin's face is? That shows how strong my words was. Oh, and the stronger it gets, the redder her face will

Newjin: YOU....! 😡

Jay: Anyway, let's get back to what we are going to-

*the next scene is too violent that we had to cut it*

Jay: *face covered with bruises, cut and bloodshed* CAN YOU STOP DOING THAT , YOU BAKA!?

Newjin: BAKA? THE BAKA HERE IS YOU, BAKA!

Jay: AT LEAST I DON'T ALWAYS DO A BUNCH OF THING BAKA USUALLY DO, BAKA!

Serena: Can you two stop fighting? (So we can continue teasing two birds with one stone)

Jay: Whatever! I'll go and get the dares we received, while you guys sit here and behave like a bunch of sla- I mean participants! Got it!?

Everyone: Yes, dad!

Jay: Behave! *walks away*

Dawn: Hey Newjin 😏

Newjin: I don't like that face of yours

May: Did you and Jay do "anything" when you two were married? This is the last chapter for the dare and you have to tell it

Newjin: No. He slept on the floor because he didn't want things to go "too far"

Gary: "Too far", you said? 😏

Newjin: GOD DANG IT! WE ARE ONLY 15!

*someone steps in*

Drew: Uh, you are...?

???: Weird. Jay told me to come here, but all I can see is a bunch of weirdos

Misty: I called us "weirdos"

Clemont: Should I use my machine to explode his face?

Newjin: Wait... I think I know you

???: Oh, pardon me! The name's Craze (PhucHong880 ), Jay's best friend in real life, and his former rival in getting the love from Newjin

Newjin: Ohhhhh... What happened to your hair? You look like drunk Naruto

Craze: I lost a bet to that pesky guy named "Jay Flynn"

Kidney: The question here is... will Jay recognize you? I mean, even Newjin can't

Craze: Don't worry. He has good memory. He will, I'm sure

Drew: Wow... our main host actually has friends in real life?

Clemont: I thought he only talked to a bunch of virtual characters like us in free time

Kidney: Btw, where's Ash "Forever 10" Ketchum?

Serena: He's outside, catching a bunch of Butterfrees and releasing them, like an idi- I mean, like a nice guy. He supports animals' freedom, right? 😅

Newjin: Guys! Ash's birthday is coming! We should create a song for him!

Daray: Yeah. He's gonna be 10 for the 20th times, so I guess it's something worth the celebration

Serena: All right! Let's practice!

*the whole crew starts singing, but...*

Everyone: *singing* Happy birthday dear Ashy

Serena: O_O Wait, what?

Everyone except Serena : *singing* Happy birthday to you!

Iris: Serena, why didn't you sing the last part?

Serena: ....... did you guys just sang "Ashy"?

Kidney: Oh no, the golden rules about Amour

Craze: You guys have a rule book for a shipping?

Newjin: It's made by Jay, only for the hosts to know, and I can remember one thing from it (out of 123556789 other rules)

Daray: "Never, and ever, call Ash "Ashy", especially in front of Serena"

Serena: *broken* hey Kidney

Kidney: W-What, Serena-kun- I mean chan? 😰

Serena: you love Ash, right? What is this, yaoi?

Kidney: Oh no...

Serena: Newjin, you already have Jay. You don't want to betray him, right? Then why did you say that?

Newjin: Serena, I-

Serena: and what the heck, Daray? You want some yaoi moments with Ash, too?

Daray: I'd rather stuff my head in a blender 😒

Dawn: GAWD DANG IT, DARAY!

Serena: all of you love Ash, right? Then this is not a triangle of love anymore. It's a shape that no one has ever thought of the name

Kidney: Listen, Serena

Serena: no

Daray: *sighs* We broke her

Serena: *singing* I'm sure they're taking me away to be sold. Hang in there...

Kidney: Is that... Aqua's "A used up goddess in a cage" song?

Newjin: You can stop singing now!

Serena: no *walks to a dark corner, stuffs her face in her knees, starts crying from the inside* this corner is my territory now. Anyone walks in, I'll kill...

Everyone: 😱

*Jay walks in*

Jay: Ohayo gozaimasu!

Kidney: Can you use English, please? Stop with all the Japanese things!

Jay: Ohayo! That's shorter! Happy?

Newjin: He said no Japanese!

Jay: GOODHAYO GOZAIMORNING! Now can we start the dares now? Please!?

Craze: Oh, hey man. It's been a long time. Took me a long time to get here, but yeah, I'm here!

Jay: ........... Who are you?

Craze: I'M YOUR F**KING BEST FRIEND! 😭

Jay: Ohhhhhh... like I'm gonna believe that

Craze: Serena... Can I join you in that... uh... emo corner?

Jay: What happened with Serena, anyway?

Dawn: *points ar Serena, who is drawing a bunch of circles on the floor*

Jay: What is that pink skirt potato?

Newjin: THAT'S SERENA, YOU BAKA!

Daray: She turned out like that after the birthday song we made for Ash

Kidney: *sighs* We broke the golden rule

Jay: You idiots.... How many people broke it?

Everyone: *raises their hands*

Jay: THIS ROOM HAS LIKE 15 PEOPLE AND EVERYONE BROKE IT!?

Kidney: Look, we're sorry! Now can you recover Serena?

Jay: Well... apparently... my author power can't solve depressions. But, I'll try

Paul: Go for it already!

Jay: *walks to Serena* Hey, Serena-chan~

Serena: ....... what do you want?

Jay: You know, let's walk out that little dark corner and join us? We have candies~

Serena: *hisses at Jay*

Jay: *runs away* OH MY GOD, SHE'S GONNA BITE ME! 😱

Daray: Seriously 😑

Craze: Useless, as always

Jay: Hmm... who are you anyway?

Craze: *sighs* "Your hair looks like drunk Naruto's"

Jay: Oh hey Craze, nice to meet you! Man, it's been so long! 😅

Craze: (I swear to Arceus I'll smack your head someday. Why is he my best friend, anyway?)

Kidney: Okay! Can we just start the dares now!?

Jay: First, about Ash, I decided to let him outside a bit more to play his "catch and release" game

*outside*

Ash: YES! I'VE CAUGHT A(nother) BUTTERFREE!

Pikachu: PI pika pi!

Ash: *releases the Butterfree* Now, fly home, Butterfree. I used to have a Butterfree before but he decided to leave me for love. That's savage Pokemon... 😡

Butterfree: Free?

Ash: Yeah, free! Go and be free! (For once Ash actually understood completely what a Pokemon was talking about)

*back to inside*

Everyone except Serena: (Their faces are something like this)

Jay: And now he's talking about Greninja leaving him to have some "Yaoi moments" with Squishy 😅

Clemont: Luckily Bonnie isn't here, or she will smack her head in a closet for this 😅

Misty: Or join Serena

Serena: kys

Misty: Okay *kisses her shoe*

Gary: Uh... she didn't mean "kiss your shoe"

Jay: Oh, and we have a special guest for today. Please welcome... Michiru (Michiru-chan3007 )

Michiru: Hi guys 😊

Jay: What's special about Michiru is she's also a Vietnamese like me (no more loneliness 😭)

Kidney: I think Michiru also has soem dares for the characters, right?

Jay: Yeah, I'll read it!

(The dares were in Vietnamese, so I'll translate them all)

- Jay has to give Amour, Wishful and LaserBlade a Pokemon egg for each couple

- The shippings above have to get married... for 10 chapters (Wow, Michiru. I'm impressed 😅)

- Truth: Is Korrina a yandere?

- Korrina has to be a yandere for 2 chapters

Kidney: The hard part is... how can we make Serena not depressed again?

Michiru: *looks at Jay*

Jay: WHAT!? I'M NOT GOING TO BE NEAR THAT DEPRESSED CANNIBAL POTATO AGAIN!

Newjin: Well... you have no choice...

Craze: That's the host duty, bucko (Finally. Something to watch...)

Everyone except Serena: *chanting* Do it! Do it!

Jay: FINE! *walks to Serena* Hey Serena-

Serena: *bites Jay's arm*

Jay: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! IT'S BLEEDING! 😭

Kidney: Wild Serena uses Bite

Newjin: It's super effective! 😂

Jay: IT'S NOT THE GOOD TIME! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? SERENA HAS TURNED INTO A FREAKIN ANIMAL!

Newjin: *ignores* Oh look, that wall really needs to be repainted

Daray: Eyyyy, Craze! You look awesome today!

Drew: Hey May! I have some ramen!

Jay: I HATE YOU ALL!

*5 hours later*

Newjin: Oh... 😱

Kidney: My... 😱

Arceus: Me... 😱

Jay: Is that a JoJo's reference?

Dawn: No... it's just... 😱

Everyone except Serena: WHERE THE HECK IS YOUR RIGHT ARM!?

Jay: ... Serena ate it

Serena: Oh... No wonder my mouth has skin taste inside 😊

Newjin: Well... at least Serena's depression is passed, but...

Craze: You're okay, man?

Jay: Meh, I'm fine. I've been in something worse than this

Daray: Which is...

Jay: (Hmm... getting your arm eaten and getting your soul eaten. Which is more painful...? I don't know)

Daray: Jay?

Michiru: You're okay?

Jay: Yeah yeah. I'm fine. Let's do the dare anyway. Let me call Ash in *claps hands*

Ash: HEY! I've just released the 69th Butterfree 😭

Jay: And I just got my arm eaten by your girlfriend. Who need to cry here!? -_- *

Ash: Geez...

Jay: This is the most disgusting episode I've ever seen.

Ash: So, what's the dare?

Jay: Let me call in Korrina *snaps fingers*

Korrina: Hey, where am I- AAAAAHHHH! BANDERSNATCHER!

(Bandersnatcher is a monster with only one arm, appeared in Resident Evil)

Jay: EXCUSE ME! I'M STILL A HUMAN, AND I'M STILL HANDSOME AND FABULOUS HERE!

Newjin: Well... he lost his arm, but his ego is getting bigger

Jay: Argh! Just... *snaps fingers*

Serena: Hey, an egg!

Clemont: What is this for?

Iris: An egg, huh?

Jay: Simple. You and your lovey bird have to take care of them until they hatch

Serena: (So that means... me and Ash are going to be parents 😳)

Jay: Okay! Time for you guys to get married. GO!

*some weddings later*

Jay: You may now kiss the bride!

Serena: (Yes! The time is now!)

Jay: SERENA! DON'T EAT ASH'S HEAD! YOU'RE NOT A GHOUL!

Serena: I KNOW!

*back to inside*

Jay: Anyway, Michiru?

Michiru: Right. Korrina, are you a yandere?

Clemont: I think I saw Korrina killed a girl who was supposed to be my challenger

Korrina: Uhhhhh... nooooooooo~

Jay: That sounds suspicious 😒

Kidney: Who care! She's gonna be a yandere for 2 chapters now!

Korrina: That's right! Who touches Clemont-senpai will get a sword in the a-

Jay: LANGUAGE! This chapter is so disgusting! I knew it!

Kidney: Okay. Next one!

Drew: I actually like the second part tho...

Jay: What?

Drew: Nothing!

Dawn: Now, Drew?

Drew: Okay! June

May: IT'S MAY, FOR GOD SAKE!

Drew: June, I...

May: *blushing*

Drew: I...

May: *blushes more*

Jay: *holds up phone*

Drew: I ATE YOUR RAMEN!

May: WHAT!?

Jay: Nani?

May: YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS *chases Drew*

*some times that the author didn't even bother writing the number in later*

Jay: You two done yet?

Drew: *face full of scratches* Yeah

Michiru: While running, Drew also shouted "Ai shite ru" so many times and sang a bunch of random love songs

Jay: But tbh, it was still kinda funny tho 😂

Drew: Shut up, One Armed Man

Jay: *sarcasm* Haha, that's funny. Everyone is laughing 😒

Kidney: Can we do the next dare now?

Jay: Okay

Jay: I think Ikach is forgotten by almost all of the readers

Ikach: IDC! I'M STILL THE ONE AND ONLY-

Jay: -_- * *snaps fingers*

Ikach: What the hell? I'm a Pichu!

Serena: Aww~

Dawn: Kawaii~~

Ikach: HATE YOU ALL!

Jay: Anyway, this is the last dare and- fml

Newjin: So?

Jay: I... I... AH SCREW IT! *runs away*

Newjin: DO THE DARE LIKE A MAN, JAY! *after Jay*

Kidney: *sighs* Those love birds...

Words count: 2017 (ikr)

Btw, the picture above is NOT Serena. I repeat, she is NOT Serena! It's actually "Serena" from other Anime

Oh, and comment what Pokemon you want Amour's, Wishful's and LaserBlade's egg have