So this might be the last chapter of Truth or Dare, as I'll go on a study week for the final semester and the Entrance 10 test. I was thinking about doing a blooper, but I couldn't think of any, sorry for that. For this chapter, I'll sum up all the things I found funny and stupid about both Pokemon games and Anime. Let's do this!

When you trade your Pokemon for a Haunter...... holding an Everstone

Your "mom" in Gen 2 games: I remember it went something like this:

le me walking around a forest, received a phone call from "mom"

"Mom": Hey son, remember the money you gave me to keep? Funny story, it's gone. *ends the phone call*

Me: *throws the NDS in the trash can, cries in a corner* MY 2 HOURS OF PLAYING!

Fighting a fisherman...... who has 6 Magikarps:

Me: Hey dude, you have a rod?

Fisherman: No, do you want to fight my 6 magikarps?

Me: Uh, no

Fisherman: TOO BAD! YOU'RE F**KED!

Professor Juniper can get a shiny Minccino:

Professor Juniper: Welcome to world of Pokemon. This is a shiny Minccino, A POKEMON YOU WILL NEVER GET! MUAHAHAHAHA! Anyway, bla bla bla...

Controllable character be like:

Meeting a sc*mbag opponent (aka me): Let's just say we have a fantastic time battling online...

Kidney: God damn it, my Pokemon is paralyzed!

Me: Too bad! Raichu, uses Double Team!

Kidney: IT'S STILL PARALYZED!

Me: Raichu, use Double Team again!

Kidney: WILL YOU STOP!?

Me: Okay, this is the final blow. Raichu, use...... double team

(And I used it until my Raichu's evasion stat is unable to go higher)

But what about when I didn't have Raichu? Well.....

Kidney: Heck yeah, my Mega Garchomp will sweep your entire team with Outrage! I only need one Garchomp to sweep your 6-pokemon team

Jay: Hmm... that looks strong. Gengar, use Destiny Bond

Zubats in cave when you run out off Max Repel

Finding a Minun in a horde of Plusles (aka Shiny Plusle in some people's views)

Finding a Shiny Electrode

Me: Oh my Arceus, it's a shiny!

Electrode: *uses Self-destruct*

Me: fml

The guy teaching you how to catch a Pokemon

The guy: Alright, this is how to *sees a Shiny Weedle* OH MA GAWD, IT'S A SHINY! *throws a Master ball at it*

Me: 😑🔫

Wally got a Shiny Ralts

Wally: OH MA GAWD, IT'S A SHINY!

Me: *cries* Hello darkness, my old friend... How is this happening again...?

The fact that Marowak learns Shadow Bone at level 27, but Cubone doesn't even evolve until level 28

Pokemon Company/Gamefreak:

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Encountering a rare Pokemon in a Safari Zone

Me: Hmm... should I throw a bait or a rock...?

Wild Kangaskhan: (Yeah, whatever you do, I'm gonna run anyway)

Lt. Surge's gym

Lt.Surge: Hey, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make a gym with trash cans and make trainers suffer

And my precious 2 hours of life..... gone...... forever...... (but until now, I still can't solve it. It's like Pokemon games hate me or something ;__;)

Accidentally knock out a shiny Pokemon:

Me: Oh ma gawd, it's a shiny! Scyther, use cut!

*scyther uses cut, and it's a critical hit*

Shiny Pokemon: *fainted*

Me:

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The Elite Four using a Full Restore

Rotating Trainers

Me: Wait... *sees a rotating trainer* oh no...

Rotating trainer: *walks to me* Hey, I was spinning for no reason, then I made eye contact with you. Let's battle!

Me: ... I hate you, Pokemon...

Selling a bicycle... for 1,000,000 Pokedollars

Some random NPC #1: Hey, you know what I'm gonna do? I'mma open a bike shop, and sell bikes for 1,000,000 dollars

Some random NPC #2: Wow, you a f**kin genius!

Paralyzed Pokemon, but not paralyzed

Me when my Pokemon is paralyzed: Oh no, it's paralyzed

Opponents' Pokemon when it's paralyzed:

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Ash's strategy in the Anime: I have to say out of all the Pokemon characters, Ash has the most brilliant strategy

*Pokemon Advanced Battle*

Ash: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt on Swellow:

Pikachu: *uses Thunderbolt*

Swellow: Wait, wha- *got hit*

Ash: Great, with that, my Swellot will turn into Super Saiyan

Swellot:

Whitney's Miltank

Ash's Greninja lost to Alain's Mega Charizard X

Greninja: *charging a giant Water Shuriken*

Mega Charizard X: *fires a small fireball at him*

Greninja:

Pokemon Interaction in Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver

Celebi began poking you in the stomach. Now that's cute, right?

Sentret began poking you in the stomach. Aww, adorable~

Now think about this. Groudon began poking you in the stomach.

Ikr

Pokedex's description:

One time I was reading Darumaka's Pokedex description and I found this

Well, Darumaka, what are you waiting for? Start pooping! It's so cold today!

Accidentally falling off a ledge

The only reason that the other shippings are never canon

You know why? They ship Ash with Brock

*Titanic music plays*

Prof. Oak's convo in the start of the game

Hey, don't go in tall grass! It's dangerous! Instead, taking down criminal societies and disbanding them will be more fun!

Pokemon's law

You beat up trainers' Pokemon and take their money? IT'S LEGAL!

You pick up random stuffs on the road and you never know whose they belong to? IT'S LEGAL!

You kill your rival's Raticate? IT'S LEGAL!

You imprison your Pokemon in a small ball and have them fought for you like slaves? IT'S LEGAL!

You battle polices, beat up the Pokemon they use for their mission and take their money? IT'S LEGAL!

Parents letting their children going out the outer world without any protection? IT'S LEGAL!

You buy chemicals to hurt your Pokemon's mental, force them to and make them fight till the very end? Children, IT'S STILL LEGAL AFTER ALL!

...... I just realized Pokemon games are made to develop world's future criminals.....

Well, you know what I think about this? IT'S LEGAL, PEOPLE!

So yeah, that's all I have in mind. What do you think is the stupidest or the funniest thing in Pokemon? Comment below. And should I do topics like this in the future? Just tell me.

Ok, now, goodbye. This book won't be updated until June, so... don't be sad, I'll be back.