GAAAAAHHHH! ATTACK ON TITANS IS OVER! AND LEVI-SAMA HASN'T APPEARED YET! 😭😭😭

Oh well, at least season 3 is confirmed (2018) and that means... we're gonna see Levi-sama slay that chimpanzee

Also, I just changed the profile pic. AOT SPIRITS!

Anyway, enjoy this random chapter which is only for entertainment purposes, I guess

Kidney: ...

May: ...

Drew: ...

Serena: ...

Ash: ...

The rest of the crew: ...

Builders: *still fixing the fourth wall*

Jay: ... OKAY! Can anyone just say something!? This is getting really creepy!

Craze: But we don't know what to say

Newjin: Usually we start with a random joke or something stupid to talk about. But today is so boring

Serena: Yeah, and I'm sitting next to Ash, silently. And I can't live without poking his cheek

Ash: You're weird...

Arceus: How about you guys talk about my greatness?

Jay: Nobody wants to talk about you!

Arceus: What did you say you ungrateful human!?

Jay: Look, father-of-Silvally-san. Shut up or I'll throw a Master ball in your mouth

Arceus: Whatever, human!

The readers: WE WANT UPDATE!

Jay: JUST READ THE PREVIOUS CHAPTERS WHILE WAITING AND REMEMBER HOW GREAT I AM (or was)!

Newjin: Or how pathetic you are

Gary: Or how overreacting you are

Jay: YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVERMIND!

Kidney: But yeah, we've been waiting for the update. Where were you?

Jay: Eh... hehe... authors have lives, you know? 😅

Newjin: Really? That sounds suspicious...

Kidney: I bet this is your life: Eat - Watch Anime - Sleep - Repeat

Jay: Oh ma god, how could you know? 😨

Newjin: Just update this book regularly, okay?

Jay: BUT I HAVE A LIFE!

Everyone else: LEAVE IT!

Jay: NO!

Dawn: Why did Kidney mean when he talked about "Jay sending Anime photos"?

Kidney: He keeps bragging about Anime girls and loli and Winx and stuffs!

Jay: NO I DON'T!

Kidney: YES YOU DO! YOU EVEN MADE A "JayFlynnPKM's Waifu/Anime girls list" WHICH YOU SPENT LIKE 1 HOUR FOR THAT!

Jay: NO I DIDN'T!

Kidney: YES YOU DID!

Newjin: And that's why I haven't talked to Jay for a month

Jay: OI! IT'S NOT WRONG TO HAVE A 2D GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE!

Newjin: YOU HAVE LIKE... 23 GIRLS IN THAT STUPID LIST, AND IT'S EVEN DIVIDED INTO 2 PARTS!

Kidney: THAT'S IT! If this chapter gets 15 votes, you have no choice but to reveal that stupid list in public!

Jay: IS THAT A CHEAPO WAY TO GET MORE VOTES!?

Kidney: I DON'T KNOW! IS IT!?

Jay: YA THINK!?

Serena: Hey Ash, can I poke your cheek one more time?

Ash: No

Serena: 😢

Jay: Look, how about we change the subject and talk about... uh... AOT, eh?

Craze: WHERE'S LEVI-SAMA!?

Kidney: WHY WERE REINER AND BERTHOLDT SO GOOD AT ACTING FROM THE START!?

Daray: WHY I GOT LESS SCREENTIMES!?

Jay: Now that's the most relevant question I've received so far...

Drew: HANNES IS DEAD! WHY!?

Jay: STOP SPOILING!

Craze: WHO THE HECK IS INSIDE THAT CHIMPANZEE!? (I can see you guys start commenting in this line, okay. Don't you dare!)

Kidney: AND WHAT THE HECK IS INSIDE EREN'S BASEMENT!? (Again, don't!)

Jay: *coughs* Children, I have a solution that can answer all of your questions, which are so stupid. And it's called CARRY THE F**KING MANGA!

Newjin: ... Eh?

Kidney: ?? 😀 ??

Jay: Whatever, y'all stupid

Da builders: Look, idiots. More readers are breaking the wall, and we can't barely fix this wall to protect you all!

Jay: Well... shinzou sasageyo, I guess 😂

Kidney: Yeah, devote your hearts and protect the wall! We can't let the titans get in!

Builders: SERIOUSLY!?

Misty: I don't remember we have those builders to fix the fourth wall

Jay: I just hired them. Cool huh? I don't want to use Author power to fix that stupid wall!

Newjin: But at least you wouldn't have to spend any money if you used it

Jay: Well... I... DAMN IT!

Serena: *about to poke Ash's cheek*

Ash: *moves away*

Serena: 😭

Jay: Ash, this book is not A-Meow-Rous Love, so you don't need to be so cold

Ash: I just want to get used to my character

Serena: Why am I getting tortured that much?

Jay: It's not that bad...

Serena: Being hung on the ceiling and pulled the tail! It's terrible! 😭

Jay: Okay, it's really bad, tbh. But that doesn't answer why you want to poke his cheek

Serena: Well... it's because of this little comic

Jay: Anyone who made this comic must be a genius...

Kidney: And having a cheesy and perverted brain...

Jay: Hmm... *starts thinking about Serena being a Pokemon, and that isn't really very good* (in the other word, don't ask what I see in my imagination)

Newjin: *flicks Jay's forehead* WELCOME BACK TO REAL LIFE, YOU PERV!

Jay: I'M NOT!

Ash: Hehe... Look, it's just a comic, right Serena? Serena?

Serena: *starts blushing* I wonder if Ash is my trainer...

Ash: (God damn it, she's blushing and her thought is getting dirty)

Newjin: It's your fault, Jay!

Jay: DON'T BLAME ME!

Newjin: You need a punishment for this

Gary: 😏

Jay: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, OAK TREE!

Newjin: For god sake...

Jay: Anyway, like you can think of something to torture me 😒

Newjin: NO ANIME FOR A MONTH!

Jay: NOOOOO! THAT'S SO TORTUROUS FOR A HUMAN TO TAKE! 😭

Newjin: Apologize...

Jay: SORRY! 😭

Newjin: MORE POLITELY!

Jay: I'M SORRY! 😭

Newjin: What should you call me?~

Jay: I'M SORRY, SIS! CAN YOU FORGIVE ME ALREADY!?

Newjin: Fine. Apologies accepted

Jay: Thanks! *mumbles* I'll revenge someday, you witch...

Newjin: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Jay: NOTHING! HA HA HA!

Kidney: Dude, don't be like that. You're the "main", after all. And it's great to be a "main"!

Jay: Have you ever watched Tokyo Ghoul? Just ask Ken about his experience!

Craze: And Kazuma in Konosuba

Daray: And Subaru in Re:Zero

Jay: See!? Who say being a "main" is great!? But beside, I'm not a "main"!

Ash and Serena: YEAH! WE ARE!

Jay: And that's why you two are being tortured every single chapters, nonstop. Every T or D books are written in Tokyo Ghoul style, anyway

Kidney: But... at least "mains" are great

Jay: Remember "The Rule of Main" I told you before?

The Rule of Main: This is a rule that is made up by an Anime group in Vietnam and probably also in the other countries, which said: "Anyone in an Anime or a Manga, even the most powerful one(s), could die, except the main character." However, in this book, it seems that this rule doesn't work at all

Kidney: The Rule of Main 😌

Daray: The most unfair rule for all the side characters

May: Guys... do we have anything else to say?

Jay: This chapter reached 1000 words already, right?

Ash: Yeah

Jay: Then... let's cut the camera! Show's over! Nothing to say!

Newjin: I guess you forgot about what this book is for, right? *points at the book's title*

Jay: Luckily I'm smart enough to add the "or randomness" part in the end 😂

Builders: YOU IDIOTS! THE WALL IS BEING CRACKED BY YOUR STUPIDNESS!

Jay: C'mon. Just build the wall. The "titans" to be stopped, you know?

Kidney: We're gonna stay inside as cattle, but WHO CARE!?

Everyone else: *singing* SASAGEYO! SASAGEYO!

Builders: NOT HELPING 😭