Jay: *opens the door* Alright, people, welcome to Tru-

Serena: *scratches Jay's face* FEEL MY WRATH, JAY!

Jay: *scars everywhere on the face* Why always me? It was all Dark Jay's faults

Ash: Since when Serena became a Pokemon

Clemont: Wow, Serena used Fury swipes

Kidney: It's super effective!

Jay: Really people? 😑

Kidney: Anyway, let's start the show now. We're not going to chit chat all day

Panda: Yeah, let's do this

Everyone except the hosts: *thinking* Please don't be me

Jay: I can read the thoughts from all of you, you know?

Ash: Oh yeah...

Gary: I wonder if Dark Jay's dirty mind still inside your head...

Jay: Actually I kind of feeling it, and all the images I see... urgh...

Kidney: Anyway, we have some new characters join us today. Please welcome the Alola Pokegirls: Mallow, Lillie and Lana

The new Pokegirls: Alola!

Mallow: Oh, Ash, you're here

*all the Alolan Pokegirls give Ash a group hug*

Serena: ALL OF YOU SISSY GIRLS STAY AWAY FROM MY ASH! 😡

Ash: That's my girlfriend 😅

Mallow: Wait, Ash has a girlfriend?

Lillie: Unbelievable...

Serena: Yeah, I'm his sexy girlfriend and also the sexiest girl of Pokemon. Any problem with that?

Lana: Oh please, Mallow is better

Mallow: Yeah, people in the Pokemon community starts to ship us now, so don't be so arrogant, lady

Serena: *hiding behind Ash, fake tears* Ash, those girls bully me. I'm scared

Jay: First she acted like a gangster, and now she acts like a poor cat?

Ash: That's my Serena 😅

Iris: What a bunch of kids

Paul: Pathetic girl

Serena: Ash, Paul wants to hit me

Ash: Really, Paul?

Paul: You actually fall for that?

Red: ...

Jay: Anyway, the first dare today is for... Red

Red: ... sh*t ...

Kidney: Wow, didn't know Red could swear

Jay: Red, ready to take the dare, man?

Red: ... my childhood is full of tragedies. I left my house when I was 10, and I didn't know what Prof. Oak did to my mom. My rival wanted to smell me. I lost to a little boy in Mt. Silver, which I only answered with triple dots...

Jay: Whatever, no one care about your childhood anyway.

Ash: Dad, I do care

Red: ... you stupid idiot, I'm not your dad. I'm too young to be your dad ...

Jay: Ash, maybe you're adopted

Ash: This book will be dark after this...

Jay: Anyway, Red, here's the dare: I dare Red to be positive for 3 chapters

Dawn: Wow, Mr. Egocentric becomes positive

May: This is going to be weird

Red: ...

Kidney: Look, May, if you want me to be positive, I can do it

Drew: May is taken, so f*ck off, Poophead

Ash: Woah, Drew, did you just...

May: Drew, you just called me my real name. I'm so.... *crying* happy

Drew: You say something, April?

May: Nevermind 😑

Jay: Okay, Red will be positive in 3, 2,...

Barry: *bursts in* Hey, who's counting? I love counting!

Jay: Oh, hey Barry *sarcasm*

Barry: What with that tone? Guess what, uh, Jay, YOU'RE GONNA PAY A FINE FOR THAT! YOU GOT 10 SECONDS! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,...

Jay: Ikach, I choose you! *sends out a Pikachu with red eyes and pointy teeth*

Ikach: *glares at Barry, looks like he wants to eat him alive*

Barry: Uh, o-o-okay, I'm going now... *runs out the door*

Panda: What so scary about Ikach?

Jay: Ikach is a Pikachu I caught. However, instead of eating Pokefood or drinking ketchup, this Pikachu eats... flesh, and could be... human's

Ikach: *looks like Serena, licks his lips* Pika pi...

Serena: Uh, does that Pikachu kind of... having a feeling on female?

Gary: What? You think that thing is me?

Serena: Sorta...

Jay: Ikach, returns *returns Ikach* God damn it, I only let you out to scare Barry and now you want to eat one of the characters here

Serena: Wait, what?

Jay: Yeah, you heard me

Gary: Does "eat alive" here means Ikach will digest Serena in his stomach, or it means something on bed? 😏

Misty: Dang it Gary!

Serena: *slaps Gary, hides behind Ash, hugs him from behind, fake tears* Ash, Gary thinks something dirty about me

Lana: You're really pathetic

Serena: *stomps Lana's head, hides behind Ash, hugs from behind, fake tears* Ash! Lana said I was pathetic

Jay: This is so funny to watch 😅

Kidney: Okay, we are waiting too much time on a Pikachu and that sissy Serena? Can we just get to the dare?

Serena: *fake tears* Jay! Kidney called me a sissy girl

Red: ...

Jay: Just 5 minutes ago you scratched me in the face 😒

Iris: What a kid you are, Serena

Serena: *fake tears, hides behind Ash* Ash! Iris called me a kid

Ash: Iris...!

Iris: What? That's the truth!

Jay: Since when she looked like that?

Kidney: Meh 😕

Jay: Anyway, Red, you will be positive in 3, 2, 1

Red: I WANNA SINGGGG!

Everyone else: 😨

Kidney: Okay, too positive

Jay: Okay, Red, tell us your childhood

Red: Sure. I wooped my rival a$$ too many times and that was awesome! I busted in random people's houses and that was also awesome!

Jay: Yep, he's way too positive, now!

Red: *singing* CAN YOU BLOW MY WHISTLE BABY, WHISTLE BABY? HERE WE GO!

Gary: What does he mean "whistle"? 😏

Misty: Gary you perv...!

Gary: What, you wanna blow my whistle too, Misty? 😏

Misty: PERV! *smacks Gary in the head*

Jay: Wow, finally someone dies in my show

Kidney: May, do you wanna blow-

May: NO!

Kidney: I was talking about balloons 😔

Panda: This room is getting weirder and weirder

Drew: Now all the things people say is "whistle"

Jay: I guess I finally know what that song mean...

Kidney: Can we just do a last dare of the day

Jay: Wait, that's it?

Kidney: Yeah, I'm sleepy

Clemont: You're sleepy? Well, THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE. CLEMONTIC GEAR ON. I called this the STOPKIDNEYFROMSLEEPINGSOTRUTHORDARECOULDSTILLGOON 69

Jay: What's with the number 69?

Misty: You won't want to know

Cilan: Gee, why are you so excited?

Clemont: This show is fun, and so far I haven't received any dare for me 'cause Amour is the target

Ash and Serena: You don't say 😑

Jay: Oh yeah, talk about Amour, the last dare is for both of you. But first, can somebody get a rope and a chair?

Gary: Eyyy, there's something funky in the dare? 😏

Misty: Dang it Gary!

Jay: No, this is the dare: I dare Serena to be tied in a chair and watch Ash twerks for three hours

Serena: Um, I...

Ash: Uh....

Jay: No buts. Come on, let's go to the torture chamber

Kidney: You have a torture chamber?

Jay: I have a torture chamber?

Everyone else: *face palm*

Serena: I son't want to do this dare. I will nosebleed for life

Ash: Well, quite strange that I kinda want to

Serena: Damn it, Ash! No!

Jay: Okay, let's go you two

*claps, Amour is inside the torture chamber. Serena is tied on a chair. Ash starts to twerk*

*outside the chamber*

Serena: *vocals from inside* ASH! STOP IT! IT'S DISGUSTING

Lillie: We can look at it all day

Serena: *vocals* AHHH! MILEY CYRUS, DO SOMETHING! NO MILEY, NO!

Kidney: Should we stop, this is going too far

Jay: Nah, I want to see the outcome

Serena: *vocals* THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR A CUTE GIRL TO SUSTAIN!

Dawn: Poor Serena...

May: Yeah, two butts in front of her face. Now that's a terrible torture

Jay: That's what she get for scratching my face, anyway

*3 hours later, Ash comes out, Serena comes out soulless*

Jay: Uh, Serena, you're okay?

Ash: I think I broke her

Serena: *stands like a statue, eyes have no pupils, face blushing red, steam comes out from her body*

Jay: I think her soul is gone

Serena: *snaps out* Ash, you know, what a nice butt you have

Ash: Uh... thanks?

Serena: I'm just asking if you, just, give me your butt

Ash: What?!

Everyone else: What?!

Serena: Give me your butt!

Ash: No!

Serena: GIVE ME YOUR BUTT!

Ash: NO!

Serena: GIVE ME DAT BUTT!

Ash: NO!

Kidney: I think 3 hour of torture made her mental unstable now. Jay, knock her out cold

Jay: No, I don't want to do that with my favorite Pokegirl

Kidney: She scratched you in the face

Jay: Oh, okay *throws a syringe at Serena's head*

Serena: Give me your- *sleeping*

Jay: Wow, I feel like I've just betrayed someone

Serena: *mumbles in her sleep* Ash, just give me your butt...

Ash: She even dreamed of that?

Kidney: Who care, I'm tired, I'm going to sleep, too

Jay: i'm going, too. Give us some truths or dares, see you soon

Red: *singing* GOODBYE, MY LOVER. GOODBYE MY FRIEND

Everyone else: STOP!