#Pray4Ash or #Pray4Jay ?

Kidney: What's up, people? Welcome to Truth or Dare!

Serena: Where's Jay?

Kidney: Jay is preparing the dares. He will come back in 10 minutes

Ash: Well, that's going to be fast

Kidney: Anyway, I also know that this will be the last chapter of Positive Red

Red: I'm gonna miss this positive self

Paul: So I can get my "friend" back? Sweet!

Dawn: Paulie, don't say that

Paul: Shut up Troublesome 😒

Panda: I guess we have to think of some jokes while waiting for him. Anyone?

Mallow: Oh, I got one. Serena's face

Serena: Oh, I got one, too. Salad brain's face

Mallow: Who did you call Salad brain, Bush head?

Serena: Who did you call Bush head, Salad brain?

Mallow: Oh shut up! I'm more fabulous than you!

Serena: *Gangster mode on* Who did you speak to, Cabbage head?!!

Mallow: You wanna fight?!

Serena: *pull out guns* GAME ON!

May: Jay, wherever you are, please be quick!

Ikach: Arceus, I'm trying to digest Calem in my stomach here...

*10 hours later*

Jay: Sorry I'm late!

Everyone: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

Lillie: I had to sit with a bunch of Pokemons beside my legs, AND IT WAS NIGHTMARE!

Mallow: I had to hear Bush head call me different kind of green vegetables

Serena: *pat Mallow's head* Good broccoli

Ash: So what's the dare you've prepared?

Jay: Wow, that's rhyme...

Ash: Whatever

Gary: Is there any dare about ladies? 'Cause my body is ready 😏

Misty: Perv...

Ash: Is there anything about food? 'Cause I'm hungry

Serena: You just love anything that is delicious, right?

Ash: Yeah!

Gary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Misty: DANG IT GARY!

Jay: Do I need to drop a Snorlax or an anvil on his head?

Ikach: Just drop me. I'll eat him for you

Gary: On second thought... 😨

Jay: Anyway, I would like to add more characters.

Kidney: This room is getting more crowded!

Iris: You mean more kid in this room?

Jay: Please welcome: Kiawe, Sophocles and Rotom Dex

Rotom Dex: Hello, people!

Everyone except Ash, Alola crew and the hosts: OH MY GOD A HUMAN-LIKE POKEDEX!

Paul: I MUST HAVE IT! MY POKEDEX IS PATHETIC!

Serena: He looks so cute!

Ash: What about me? 😢

Serena: Of course your cuter

Ash: Thanks 😊

Clemont: *cough* you're

Ikach: These new people are delicious...

Sophocles: OH MY GOD A TALKING PIKACHU *about to throw pokeball at Ikach*

Ikach: If you throw that, I'LL EAT YOU UP AND SWALLOW LIKE A MEATBALL, YOU UNDERSTAND ME, FAT CLEMONT?!

Clemont: Is he the reboot of me?

Panda: Kinda...

Kiawe: Hey, Ash, still keep your Z-crystals? I don't want to chase you around like the last episode

Ash: Uh, y-yeah... 😨

Jay: Anyway, the dare today is... *try to hold laughter* people...

Ash: What's wrong?

Jay: Uh, nothing! *snaps fingers, Ash's Z-crystals disappear* Hey, Ash, mind checking your pocket?

Ash: Huh? *checks his pocket* Uh oh...

Kiawe: What?

Ash: Uhh, nothing! 😨

Dawn: Ash is acting... strange

Red: Something must have happened to him

Ash: *whispers to me* Jay, can you help me this, please? I beg you

Jay: Uh, Kiawe, Kidney wants to tell you about... girls, yeah

Kidney: Yeah, man. I'll help you get a girlfriend, alright?

Kiawe: Fine! *follows Kidney outside*

Jay: So, Ash, what's wrong?

Ash: I lost my Z-crystals, man 😢

Serena: Oh what could go wrong?

Ash: What I'm worried here is Kiawe

Drew: What's up with him?

Ash: Well, let's just say he will go apesh*t if he finds out I lose them

Dawn: Life, Ash...

Panda: Anyway, let's "help" him find those crystals.

*1 hour later*

Paul: Where are those pathetic crystals anyway?

Clemont: Hey fat me, did you see them?

Sophocles: No idea...

Rotom Dex: It could stuck in my stupid wig from last episode. Let me find it

Serena: Oh come on, Ash. I'm sure he will understand

Mallow: Seems like someone needs to watch more Anime and spend less time performing

Serena: Who are you saying, Cabbage head?

Mallow: Oh nothing, Bush head

Jay: Geez, why people need to insult each other by putting the word "head"?

Ash: WHERE ARE MY Z-CRYSTAL?!

Kiawe: What?!

Ash: Uh oh...

Everyone except Jay: *facepalm*

Jay: *still try to hold his laughter* This is going to be good...

Kiawe: Ash Ketchum...

Kiawe: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! *chases Ash*

Ash: *running around the room* OH SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA! I'M SORRY!

Serena: Poor Ash. I know Ash is a bit forgetful, but he doesn't deserve to be like this 😢

Jay: Then go stop them

Serena: Nah, I'm good 😅

Mallow: What a heartless Bush head

Serena: After all, you still think you're a human, Cabbage head?

Kidney: RIP Ash Ketchum, 1997-2017

Jay: Die at the age of ten. Reason: Stupidness

Kidney: Everyone should start commenting #Pray4Ash now

Jay: Every comments bring hopes to revive Harambe

Kiawe: *still chasing Ash* COME BACK HERE, KETCHUM!

Ash: *still running* PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

Jay: *snaps fingers, the crystals go to Gary's pocket* Kiawe, maybe you should check Gary's pocket

Kiawe: I guess you're right

Gary: *pfff* Except girls' photos, I don't have anything else inside, see? *takes oit the crystals* *gulps*

Misty: Dun dun dun!

Gary: Yeah, right. Muscular boy can't do anything to me, r-r-right?

Kiawe: Gary Oak...

Jay: Fast and Furious 9, everyone

Kidney: Vin Diesel will be so proud at Kiawe...

Kiawe: How dare you stole those precious crystals from Ash? You. MUst. PAY! *starts chasing Gary*

Gary: *running around the room* GRAMP, SAVE ME!

Jay: Who? The serious one or the cringy one?

Dawn: Well that could teach him some lessons 😅

Kiawe: I WILL DEHYDRATE YOU TO DEATH

Gary: Damn it! I didn't know what girls smell like!

All the girls: Perv...

Panda: Is it a dare?

Jay: Well, yes. Here it is

Kidney: And I explain all about girls to him, FOR NOTHING!

Dawn: Oh geez, we have more secrets than you think 😏

Jay: And almost all of them are about pub-

May: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

Ash: My butt is still hurt!

Ikach: I wonder what your butt taste like...

Serena: NO! IT'S MINE!

Lana: Since when you addicted to butts?

Serena: Since when you're an important character in your stupid gang?

Rotom Dex: I KNOW NOW!

Jay: Hey, didn't here you talk

RD: Look, neither were Ash or Gary a culprit

Jay: *gulps* Look, they are, okay?

RD: Kiawe, I want you to look at the screen, right now!

May: You can display video?

Serena: I wonder the video of Ash's booty still up there...

Kiawe: *watching the footage, revealed me using author power for all of that*

Jay: L-Look, guys, it just a prank, okay. It's a harmless prank... right? 😨

Kidney: Jay, welcome to Fast and Furious

Kiawe: Jay Flynn...

Jay: *making the same face of Ash, turns around* H-Hey K-Kiawe...

Kiawe: How dare you disrespect the precious crystals of Alola...

Jay: L-L-Look, Kiawe. This is just a misunderstanding. I swear. It was just a prank

Kiawe: And you said it was a prank?! Your time is up!

Jay: Oh boy...

Kidney: Kiawe is turning into John Cena, everyone

Panda: I'll get Jay a coffin

Ash: I'll get Jay a tombstone

Serena: I'll get Jay a paper and a pen, for his testament

Jay: Oh god why...

Kiawe: Jay Flynn, GET DUNKED ON! *starts chasing me around the room*

Jay: *Running around the room* I'M TOO HANDSOME AND SEXY TO DIE! 😭

Kidney: Dude, you're crying?

Jay: THESE ARE MANLY TEARS, ALRIGHT?!

Kiawe: STOP HERE AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES, JAY!

Jay: WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ME?!

Kiawe: *sends out Turtonator* TURTONATOR, Z-MOVE, LET'S GO!

Jay: *got hit* MY BUTT! THEY'RE BURNING!

Kiawe: AND SO WILL THE FATE OF THIS STUPID BOOK!

Jay: I KNOW I HAVE MY FAULT, BUT AT LEAST DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!

*fourth wall ded*

Jay: SERIOUSLY?!

Kiawe: GET BACK HERE!

Jay: CHEESY CARB NUGGET!

May: Crab nugget?

Kidney: His swearing style is weird.

The readers: *look at Kiawe* You know what, nevermind...

Jay: WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?!

Panda: Waiting to dead?

Jay: THAT'S NOT HELPING!

Kidney: How about I say goodbye to the readers?

Ikach: Geez, I need to shine in the next chapter

Kidney: Ok, people. If you have a heart, please comment below #Pray4Jay to save the penguins

Jay: NOT FUNNY, KIDNEY!

Kiawe: GET BACK HERE, JAY!

Jay: GOTTA GO FAST! *runs out the door*

Kiawe: I WON'T GIVE UP YET *follows me*

Kidney: Geez, Jay is going to have a hard time...

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