#Pray4Ash or #Pray4Jay ?
Kidney: What's up, people? Welcome to Truth or Dare!
Serena: Where's Jay?
Kidney: Jay is preparing the dares. He will come back in 10 minutes
Ash: Well, that's going to be fast
Kidney: Anyway, I also know that this will be the last chapter of Positive Red
Red: I'm gonna miss this positive self
Paul: So I can get my "friend" back? Sweet!
Dawn: Paulie, don't say that
Paul: Shut up Troublesome 😒
Panda: I guess we have to think of some jokes while waiting for him. Anyone?
Mallow: Oh, I got one. Serena's face
Serena: Oh, I got one, too. Salad brain's face
Mallow: Who did you call Salad brain, Bush head?
Serena: Who did you call Bush head, Salad brain?
Mallow: Oh shut up! I'm more fabulous than you!
Serena: *Gangster mode on* Who did you speak to, Cabbage head?!!
Mallow: You wanna fight?!
Serena: *pull out guns* GAME ON!
May: Jay, wherever you are, please be quick!
Ikach: Arceus, I'm trying to digest Calem in my stomach here...
*10 hours later*
Jay: Sorry I'm late!
Everyone: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Lillie: I had to sit with a bunch of Pokemons beside my legs, AND IT WAS NIGHTMARE!
Mallow: I had to hear Bush head call me different kind of green vegetables
Serena: *pat Mallow's head* Good broccoli
Ash: So what's the dare you've prepared?
Jay: Wow, that's rhyme...
Ash: Whatever
Gary: Is there any dare about ladies? 'Cause my body is ready 😏
Misty: Perv...
Ash: Is there anything about food? 'Cause I'm hungry
Serena: You just love anything that is delicious, right?
Ash: Yeah!
Gary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Misty: DANG IT GARY!
Jay: Do I need to drop a Snorlax or an anvil on his head?
Ikach: Just drop me. I'll eat him for you
Gary: On second thought... 😨
Jay: Anyway, I would like to add more characters.
Kidney: This room is getting more crowded!
Iris: You mean more kid in this room?
Jay: Please welcome: Kiawe, Sophocles and Rotom Dex
Rotom Dex: Hello, people!
Everyone except Ash, Alola crew and the hosts: OH MY GOD A HUMAN-LIKE POKEDEX!
Paul: I MUST HAVE IT! MY POKEDEX IS PATHETIC!
Serena: He looks so cute!
Ash: What about me? 😢
Serena: Of course your cuter
Ash: Thanks 😊
Clemont: *cough* you're
Ikach: These new people are delicious...
Sophocles: OH MY GOD A TALKING PIKACHU *about to throw pokeball at Ikach*
Ikach: If you throw that, I'LL EAT YOU UP AND SWALLOW LIKE A MEATBALL, YOU UNDERSTAND ME, FAT CLEMONT?!
Clemont: Is he the reboot of me?
Panda: Kinda...
Kiawe: Hey, Ash, still keep your Z-crystals? I don't want to chase you around like the last episode
Ash: Uh, y-yeah... 😨
Jay: Anyway, the dare today is... *try to hold laughter* people...
Ash: What's wrong?
Jay: Uh, nothing! *snaps fingers, Ash's Z-crystals disappear* Hey, Ash, mind checking your pocket?
Ash: Huh? *checks his pocket* Uh oh...
Kiawe: What?
Ash: Uhh, nothing! 😨
Dawn: Ash is acting... strange
Red: Something must have happened to him
Ash: *whispers to me* Jay, can you help me this, please? I beg you
Jay: Uh, Kiawe, Kidney wants to tell you about... girls, yeah
Kidney: Yeah, man. I'll help you get a girlfriend, alright?
Kiawe: Fine! *follows Kidney outside*
Jay: So, Ash, what's wrong?
Ash: I lost my Z-crystals, man 😢
Serena: Oh what could go wrong?
Ash: What I'm worried here is Kiawe
Drew: What's up with him?
Ash: Well, let's just say he will go apesh*t if he finds out I lose them
Dawn: Life, Ash...
Panda: Anyway, let's "help" him find those crystals.
*1 hour later*
Paul: Where are those pathetic crystals anyway?
Clemont: Hey fat me, did you see them?
Sophocles: No idea...
Rotom Dex: It could stuck in my stupid wig from last episode. Let me find it
Serena: Oh come on, Ash. I'm sure he will understand
Mallow: Seems like someone needs to watch more Anime and spend less time performing
Serena: Who are you saying, Cabbage head?
Mallow: Oh nothing, Bush head
Jay: Geez, why people need to insult each other by putting the word "head"?
Ash: WHERE ARE MY Z-CRYSTAL?!
Kiawe: What?!
Ash: Uh oh...
Everyone except Jay: *facepalm*
Jay: *still try to hold his laughter* This is going to be good...
Kiawe: Ash Ketchum...
Kiawe: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! *chases Ash*
Ash: *running around the room* OH SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA! I'M SORRY!
Serena: Poor Ash. I know Ash is a bit forgetful, but he doesn't deserve to be like this 😢
Jay: Then go stop them
Serena: Nah, I'm good 😅
Mallow: What a heartless Bush head
Serena: After all, you still think you're a human, Cabbage head?
Kidney: RIP Ash Ketchum, 1997-2017
Jay: Die at the age of ten. Reason: Stupidness
Kidney: Everyone should start commenting #Pray4Ash now
Jay: Every comments bring hopes to revive Harambe
Kiawe: *still chasing Ash* COME BACK HERE, KETCHUM!
Ash: *still running* PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Jay: *snaps fingers, the crystals go to Gary's pocket* Kiawe, maybe you should check Gary's pocket
Kiawe: I guess you're right
Gary: *pfff* Except girls' photos, I don't have anything else inside, see? *takes oit the crystals* *gulps*
Misty: Dun dun dun!
Gary: Yeah, right. Muscular boy can't do anything to me, r-r-right?
Kiawe: Gary Oak...
Jay: Fast and Furious 9, everyone
Kidney: Vin Diesel will be so proud at Kiawe...
Kiawe: How dare you stole those precious crystals from Ash? You. MUst. PAY! *starts chasing Gary*
Gary: *running around the room* GRAMP, SAVE ME!
Jay: Who? The serious one or the cringy one?
Dawn: Well that could teach him some lessons 😅
Kiawe: I WILL DEHYDRATE YOU TO DEATH
Gary: Damn it! I didn't know what girls smell like!
All the girls: Perv...
Panda: Is it a dare?
Jay: Well, yes. Here it is
Kidney: And I explain all about girls to him, FOR NOTHING!
Dawn: Oh geez, we have more secrets than you think 😏
Jay: And almost all of them are about pub-
May: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
Ash: My butt is still hurt!
Ikach: I wonder what your butt taste like...
Serena: NO! IT'S MINE!
Lana: Since when you addicted to butts?
Serena: Since when you're an important character in your stupid gang?
Rotom Dex: I KNOW NOW!
Jay: Hey, didn't here you talk
RD: Look, neither were Ash or Gary a culprit
Jay: *gulps* Look, they are, okay?
RD: Kiawe, I want you to look at the screen, right now!
May: You can display video?
Serena: I wonder the video of Ash's booty still up there...
Kiawe: *watching the footage, revealed me using author power for all of that*
Jay: L-Look, guys, it just a prank, okay. It's a harmless prank... right? 😨
Kidney: Jay, welcome to Fast and Furious
Kiawe: Jay Flynn...
Jay: *making the same face of Ash, turns around* H-Hey K-Kiawe...
Kiawe: How dare you disrespect the precious crystals of Alola...
Jay: L-L-Look, Kiawe. This is just a misunderstanding. I swear. It was just a prank
Kiawe: And you said it was a prank?! Your time is up!
Jay: Oh boy...
Kidney: Kiawe is turning into John Cena, everyone
Panda: I'll get Jay a coffin
Ash: I'll get Jay a tombstone
Serena: I'll get Jay a paper and a pen, for his testament
Jay: Oh god why...
Kiawe: Jay Flynn, GET DUNKED ON! *starts chasing me around the room*
Jay: *Running around the room* I'M TOO HANDSOME AND SEXY TO DIE! 😭
Kidney: Dude, you're crying?
Jay: THESE ARE MANLY TEARS, ALRIGHT?!
Kiawe: STOP HERE AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES, JAY!
Jay: WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ME?!
Kiawe: *sends out Turtonator* TURTONATOR, Z-MOVE, LET'S GO!
Jay: *got hit* MY BUTT! THEY'RE BURNING!
Kiawe: AND SO WILL THE FATE OF THIS STUPID BOOK!
Jay: I KNOW I HAVE MY FAULT, BUT AT LEAST DON'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!
*fourth wall ded*
Jay: SERIOUSLY?!
Kiawe: GET BACK HERE!
Jay: CHEESY CARB NUGGET!
May: Crab nugget?
Kidney: His swearing style is weird.
The readers: *look at Kiawe* You know what, nevermind...
Jay: WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW?!
Panda: Waiting to dead?
Jay: THAT'S NOT HELPING!
Kidney: How about I say goodbye to the readers?
Ikach: Geez, I need to shine in the next chapter
Kidney: Ok, people. If you have a heart, please comment below #Pray4Jay to save the penguins
Jay: NOT FUNNY, KIDNEY!
Kiawe: GET BACK HERE, JAY!
Jay: GOTTA GO FAST! *runs out the door*
Kiawe: I WON'T GIVE UP YET *follows me*
Kidney: Geez, Jay is going to have a hard time...
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