Ok, I know I made a vote, but I think that's not enough for y'all to live without me. So this is what I think. I'll make "from bottom to the top". That means I'll do from the least votes to the most votes. And this is it, Pokemon Facebook.

Wynaut has updated his status: I got arrested 😢

Comments:

Torchic: Poor you, I don't care

Mudkip: What happened?

Magikarp: Karp?

Wynaut: A police asked me what I killed a person, but I didn't do that

Treecko: And your answer?

Wynaut: Wynaut

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Serena has updated her status: That moment when you killed the entire shipping community with your lips

Comments:

Misty: Dang it, Serena

May: I haven't tried his lips yet ;-;

Serena: But I feel like he'd been kissed before. I wonder who?

Melody: It's me, b**ch!

That Latias from Pokemon movie: What about me?

Delia: I kissed him when he was a child

Serena: God dang it...

Iris: You're such a kid. You must accept it

Serena: At least he wasn't kissed by a boy

Gary: Well...

Brock: To be honest...

Alain: We kinda...

Serena: Dang it, all of you! Can this day be worse?! But hey, except Latias, he wasn't kissed by a male Pokemon

Pikachu: *smirks* Ya think?

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Ash has updated his status: What's a kiss?

Comments:

Serena: *punches her face multiple times*

Dawn: Really Ash?

Serena: YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE!

Ash: Oh, "that"? It was friendly gesture, I think

Serena: ...

*Serena has logged off to die in a fire* (I know, FNAF 3 reference)

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Jay has updated his status: I wonder if I could become a titan

Comments:

Kidney: Why don't you try?

Jay: Okay. *bites his finger* OWWW, IT'S HURTFUL!

Kidney: You're okay, bro?

Jay: I don't know, let me try again *bites his finger again* OH MY FROGGING GOD, BLOOD IS COMING OUT!

Eren Jaeger (or Yeager): You'd better be happy about that, or I'll slash your head

Jay: Uhhhh... Eren?

Eren Jaeger: HELL YEAH! EREN THE SHOUTING MANIAC AND THE TITAN SLAYER IS HERE, BOI!

Levi: Just shut up, Eren

Fangirls: *scream*

Daray: Damn it, Levi

Jay: You're. In. The. Wrong. ANIME!

Levi: Whatever

*Levi has logged off*

Eren Jaeger: BYE Y'ALL STUPID IDIOTS!

*Eren Jaeger has logged off*

Jay: Does Eren even know what is Cap Lock?

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Hilda has updated her status: That moment when you're in love with a grass head from a criminal society, but all he cares about is a bunch of ferris wheels

N liked this status

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Jay has updated his status: What if I change my last name to "Yvonne"?

Comments:

Daray: I suggest you not to do that.

Kidney: "Jay Yvonne?" Urgh, no!

N: Why don't you try acting like me? You'll understand

Jay: Oh, is that a challenge?

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Jay has changed his name to J

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J has updated his status: I love Ferris wheel. The circular motion... the mechanics... they are like collections of elegant formulas...

Comments:

Hilda: Oh god no..

Kidney: HE HAS TURNED TO SECOND N

Ash: GET HIM SOME BURN HEALS!

May: AND USE POKEMON TO KILL HIM!

J: Please... no. Humans, you shouldn't be so cruel to Pokemon. They're not your slave...

Ash: And I'm not a Pokemon master

Serena: But actually, you're not...

Ash: ...

Serena: What?

Ash: You came back from the death?

Serena: This is Internet

N: Yes, Jay. Join me. Together we'll free all Pokemons

J: Do I need to dye my hair green?

Drew: Oh hell naw! ONLY ME IS ALLOWED TO HAVE GREEN HAIR. THIS. IS. SPARTAN!

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Ghetsis has tagged N in his status: The girl... must go...

Comments:

N: NUUUUUUU!

Ghetsis: What now?

N: I LOVE HER!

Ghetsis: That stupid Ferris wheel again?

N: NO! HILDA!

Ghetsis: Ehhhhhhhh

N: I. Fhugging. Love. Her!

Ghetsis: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

N: You heard me right!

Ghetsis: Fine! She'll be alive. For now...
  
N: YAAAYYY!

Hilda: *gently taps N's face*

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Kidney has updated his status: Krookodile is da best Pokemon evarrrr!

Comments:

Jay: The way you spell Greninja is so weird

Kidney: That stupid blue frog? He's pathetic

Jay: At least he isn't scared of his own type

Kidney: Whatever! He's stupid anyway.

Jay: Name one Pokemon he can't defeat for some reason to prove he's pathetic!

Alain's Charizard: Sup

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Pikachu has updated his status: False! False! I'm da best Pokemon EVAAAHHH!

Comments:

Trip's lv.5 Sniny: Hi, Pikachu

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Serena has updated her status: I lost another Pokemon contest in Hoenn. Cheer me 😭

Comments:

May: You used Pancham to face my Blaziken. Best strategy ever

Serena: I blame Ash

Ash: FOR WHAT?!

Serena: You didn't let me have my first win (hint: Pokemon XY&Z ep. 22)

Miette: Lol, even in other region, u suck anyway

Serena: STFU, MIETTE!

Miette: Kalos queen? More like drama queen

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Arceus has updated his status: Insult me

Comments:

Serena: God of all Pokemon. Can't even break out Master ball

Dawn: God of all Pokemon. Got caught by an 8-year-old kid
Iris liked this comment

Arceus: Damn you all!

Ash: What you're gonna do?

Arceus: I'm gonna sit in a corner and cry

Paul: Pathetic

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Arceus has updated his status: Ma 1st OTP isn't canon yet ;-;

Comments:

Jay: Amour? It is.

May: Contest?

Dawn: Ikari?

Iris: Wishful?

Clemont: Just spill it out, god

Arceus: Fourthwheel

Bonnie: WE'RE NOT FOURTHWHEEL!

Arceus: Yeeessss

Max: NOOOOO!

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Serena has updated her status: Can someone teach me how to make Ash notice?

Comments:

Jay: Wear that Fennekin outfit, but... make sure to use less... cloth

Serena: PERV!

Jay: HALF-PERV!

Gary: Wiggle your butt in front of Ash

Kidney: But he won't hit dat

Ash: Huh? What are you talking about?

Serena: NOTHING! *mumbles* This comment section is full of pervs...

Ash: But why? 😭

Gary: Ash, join the dark side

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James has updated his status: Find a song for team Rocket. Any suggest?

Comments:

Ash: I believe I can fly

Serena: We're number one by those clowns in Lazy Town

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John Cena has uploaded a photo of him cosplaying Serena (ikr)

Comments:

Serena: *ded*

Calem: Better than the original?

Gary: MY EYES!

Misty: THEY'RE BLEEDING!

Ash: This world is too dark for me to live

Arceus: Why is the Earth still ruled by this species called human?

John Cena: How about I cook some Pokepuffs for you, Ash?!

Ash: Uhh, no thanks...

Miette: Why does Serena have so many muscles?

Serena: You think? 😑

Jay: Is this the dark corner of Anime Cosplaying?

Kidney: Look, it's not that weird. I saw you cosplayed Dawn and jumped in front of the mirror

Jay: STFU POOPHEAD!

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John Cena has uploaded a video about him singing and dancing, with Dori Dori as the background music, and with Serena's outfit

Comments:

Jay: *vomiting amd laughing at the same time*

Serena: God, take me with you

Arceus: *washes his brain with bleach*

John Cena: Where's my Ash?

Ash: ...

*Ash has logged off to kill himself*

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Serena has tagged Ash in her status:

  You make me cry,
Make me smile,
Make me feel the joy of love.
Oh! Kissing you...
Thank you for all the love you always give to me,
Oh! I love you...

Comments:

Jay: Wow...

Kidney: You confessed, but... in a dangerous world like Facebook

Ash: Serena, I...

Serena: Yes?

Ash: I love you, too

Jay: Holy Swanna Hitmonlee Infernape Tyrogue! Get the confetti!

Serena: *fainted*

Ash: ... as a friend

Serena: ...

Jay: False alarm, guys. Get the guns. Let's knock 'im out of his shell

Miette: You'd better need burn heal, Serena!

Serena: Shut up, Miette!

Miette: Shut up, drama queen!

Serena: I'm not a drama queen!

Ash: Huh? Did I say something wrong?

N: Ash you idiot...

Hilda: N, you're dense, too

N: NO, I'M NOT!

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N has updated his status: I AM NOT DENSE!

Comments:

Hilda: Of course you're not. You just have lack of society skill

N: Ohhhhhhh... I don't get it

Ash: Neither do I

Serena: I know your pain, Hilda...

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Red has updated his status: Hi

Comments:

Yellow: *gasps*

Green: Did he just...

Blue: Speak? O.o

Red's mom: OH MY GOD! I'M SO HAPPY! YOU'RE NOT AUTISM LIKE EVERYONE SAID!

Yellow: THIS IS A WORLD RECORD!

Blue: TWO LETTERS! TWO LETTERS, PEOPLE!

Red: ...........fml

Blue: HE JUST BROKE THE RECORD AGAIN!

Green: THIS IS SUCH A MIRACLE!

Yellow: THREE. EFFING. WORDS. COULD THIS DAY GO BETTER?!

Red: .........stfu

Arceus: OH MY ME! FOUR LETTERS!

Blue: WE SHOULD GO AND- *got shot in the head, ded*

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Dawn has updated her status: Anyone wanna be in the crystal gems?

Comments:

Paul: Steelix Universe? Urgh

Ash: I prefer My little Ponyta

May: Meh. Miraculous Ladyba is better

Ash: PONYTA!

May: LADYBA!

Ash: PONYTA!

May: LADYBA!

Ash: PONYTA!

May: LADYBA!

Ash: PONYTA!

Mayin : LADYBA!

Jay: That's it! I've been trying not to say this phase out, but you leave me no choice! You guys... are a bunch of... STUPID IDIOTS!

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John Cena has tagged Ash in his status: Hi Ash <3 Wanna eat some Pokepuff?

Comments:

Ash: o.O

Bonnie: Why does Serena sound like a man?

Clemont: Don't make it weird, Bonnie!

Jay: Hehe... John Yvonne confirmed...

Cilan: Or Serena Cena...

Paul: Wow, for some reason, that rhymes...

Serena: ...

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Serena has updated her status: Dat moment when a creepy wrestler guy dressed up as you

Comments:

John Cena: You're just jealous because I'm fabulous *flips hair*

Drew: That's my style...

Serena: Wanna have a contest? Let's wink cutely at the same time. Anyone turn on those boys win!

John Cena: Hell yeah *winks "cutely" at the boys*

Serena: Ya think?! *winks cutely at the boys*

Ash: *totally normal*

Gary: *vomits and nosebleeds at the same time*

John Cena: I guess we know who's the winner

Serena: Who?

John Cena: AND HIS NAME IS-

Jay: Shut up. That meme is dead

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Jay has changed his name to Jay Yvonne

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Jay Yvonne has updated his status: This is humiliating and stupid at the same time

Comments

Serena: Yay! I got a brother...... but he's a perv...

Jay: HALF!

Arceus: Oh my me, just admit it already

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May has updated her status: If you could slap someone, who would it be? Me? Kidney

Comments:

Serena: Jay

Jay Yvonne: Why me? T_T

Serena: Why don't you check back over 40 chapters you made and see for yourself

Jay Yvonne: Hurtful T_T

Ash: Calem

Calem: Ketchum

Delia: Who are you trying to say, young man?

Calem: I mean... Ash! Yes, Ash!

Delia: How dare you want to slap my son? I'll slap your face instead

Ash: Haha! In your face, Calem!

Delia: And Ash. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GO STUDY!

Ash: But mom...

Delia: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR GOING TO A POKEMON SCHOOL!

Ash: Mom, 5 more minutes please?

Delia: THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY!

Ash: Ahhh, fine!

*Ash has logged off*

Delia: I'm watching you...

Serena: Poor Ash.............. but I don't care

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Kidney has tagged Jay in his status: This thing is in this book. so does Facebook have fourth wall?

Comments:

Ash: Oh no...

Delia: Go study!

Serena: Oh boy...

Jay: They gonna attack in 3... 2... 1...

Readers: GET THEM!

*Everyone has logged off*

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