Ok, we hit 7k reads yesterday. However, I don't want to do any blooper or QnA or stuffs. So I think out this. Pokemon Facebook, where your true face is shown!

Manga Serena has updated her status: My Anime version is pathetic!

Comments:

Paul: That's my line...

Serena: I'm not that bad ;-;

Manga Serena: I'm the Pokemon Champion! Who are you?

Serena: I'm a Pokemon Performer! Who are you?

Manga Serena: ...

Serena: Yeah, I know. I blame the writers

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Daray-senpai has updated his status: What's the point with Ikari or Contestshipping? Are they made to keep Ash and Serena away from other Pokemon characters?

Comments:

Jay: 😱

Kidney: Uh oh...

Ash: ...

Serena: ...

Shippers: HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!

Kidney: KILL HIM WITH FAIRIES!

Arceus: Can I help?

Jay: God, I don't know you have Facebook

Arceus: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Daray-senpai: Did I say something wrong?

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MemeLord69 has updated his status: I want to be Ash 😏

Comments:

Serena: GARY!

Ash: Huh? What happened?

Serena: You don't need to know...

Ash: But I want to

Serena: SHUT UP, ASH!

Ash: Ok 😢

Jimmy: Oh, so this is why Serena became Ash. But how did you change without me noticing?

Serena: ...

Ash: ...

MemeLord69: Ashy-boy, you saw "that"? 😏

Ash: I WAS ASLEEP!

Serena: GOD DAMN IT, ASH!

Arceus: Did someone mention me?

Serena: NO ONE!

Arceus: You humans are cruel 😢

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Newjin has uploaded a selfie of her and Jay

Comments:

Dawn: AWWWWW

May: Kawaiii!

Kidney: Not as kawaii as me, tho...

Misty: Shut up, Poophead!

Serena: SO CUTE!

Newjin: Thanks 😊

Jay: They were talking about me, not you 😒

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Dragonite has updated his status: I'm da best Dragon Pokemon of all time!

Comments:

Salamence: OH YEAH?

Garchomp: YA THINK?!

Hydreigon: COME AT ME!

Goodra: LET'S DO THIS!

Rayquaza: COUNT ME IN!

Dialga: LET'Z GO, M8!

Palkia: ONE VS ALL!

Giratina: ANYONE WANNA JOIN?!

Reshiram: FOR MASTER N!

Zekrom: ME TOO!

Kyurem: FOR NO ONE!

Zygarde: ONCE I BECOME SOME KIND OF MEGAZORD, I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

Jigglypuff: Hi

*all dragon type logged out*

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Ash is in a relationship

Comments

Jay: THE SHIP IS SAILED!

Serena: Please be me... please be me...

May: With who?

Misty: Who could it be?

Dawn: Who is it?

MemeLord69: Hi

Dawn: ...

May: ...

Misty: ...

Iris: ...

Serena: ...

*Serena has logged off*

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Serena has updated her status: Hello darkness my old friend. I've come to see you once again...

Comments

Jay: Geez...

Kidney: Should we do something?

Ash: What's wrong?

Serena: YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND!

Gary: Don't be like that!

Serena: YEAH, YOU TOO!

MemeLord69: Hey Ash, wanna go somewhere to play?

Ash: Sure, wynaut?

Jay: Guys...?

Serena: Sh*t

Kidney: OH MA GAWD, SHE SWORE!

Drew: THE INNOCENT GIRL HAS GONE!

Red: ...

Clemont: Serena... you're in a kid show

Serena: OH YEAH?! KIDS CAN GO AND KISS ME AS-

*this comment is reported*

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Daray-senpai has updated his status: Imagine me, Gangster Serena, Dark Ash and Ikach the Pikachu as XY crew

Comments:

Kidney: RIP PG

Jay: Bloody hell...

Serena: RIP Kalos

Arceus: Justice needs to be served

Pokemon Writers: Hmm...

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Green has updated her status: Who else not in the Anime, comment!

Comments:

Red: ...

Blue: HERE!

Hilbert: SAME HERE!

Lyra: SAME!

Gold: HERE!

Silver: COUNT ME IN!

Calem: DON'T FORGET ME!

Lucas: COUNT ME IN!

Manga Serena: I WAS REPLACED!

Hilda: HOW COME I'M NOT IN?!

MemeLord69: Maybe because of dat a- *reported*

Calem: Who is he?

Green: No idea...

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Jay has updated his status: Fml

Comments:

Amourshippers: YOU TRAITOR!

Lysandre: He's even worse than Alain

Alain: YOU STILL ALIVE?!

Lysandre: I'm not dead, baka

Amourshippers: WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, JAY!

May: Well... that was something...

Jay: IT WAS A FREAKIN DARE!

Kidney: hehehe...

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Ash has updated his status: I wanna die...

Comments:

Serena: Ash, what's wrong?

Ash: SENPAI DOESN'T NOTICE ME!

Serena: Ash, I notice you

Ash: Not that...

MemeLord69: Hey, Ash. Sorry, I'm late. What did I miss?

Ash: SENPAI!

Serena: ...

*Serena has logged off and think about what was the point of living*

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Kidney has updated his status: Every Pokegirls comment reason to go with Ash. GO!

Comments:

Misty: He owed me a bike!

Iris: He was such a kid!

Dawn: I rescued his Pikachu!

May: His Pikachu electrocuted my bike!

Misty: Damn, we are sisters...

Serena: I had to return his handkerchief...

Dawn: ...

Misty: Wow, that's... interesting

Kidney: #BestExcuseEver

Serena: What?

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Serena has updated her status: That moment when yesterday you were a gangster then the next day you were a vampire

Comments:

Kidney: Wattpad shippers...

Jay: And I turned her into a robot...

Newjin: You must pay for your sins

Jay: Or what?

*Newjin has logged off*

Jay: Well, gotta go fast

*Jay has logged off*

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Kidney has tagged May in his status: WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?!

Comments:

May: NO!

Jay: U JUST GOT REJECTED, SON!

Kidney: Oh c'mon. I won't call you June or April

May: Actually... I kinda enjoy it...

Drew: Wut? 😐

May: NOTHING!

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May has changed her name into Random Months of A Year

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Random Months of A Year has updated her status: DREW! Stop hacking my account!

Comments:

Drew: I'm helping...

May: NO, YOUR NOT!

Drew: *you're

May: WHATEVER!

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Iris has tagged Serena in her status: Serena, you love Ash?

Comments:

Serena: Oh stop it, Iris...

Iris: So, it's a yes?

Serena: Yeah...

Iris: You're such a kid

Serena: ...

*Serena has logged off*

Kidney: RUN BI*CH! RUN!

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Daray-senpai has updated his status: LET'S VOTE! LIKE FOR ME, HEART FOR JAY!
(1000000 👍, 100 ❤️)

Comments:

Jay: I regretted bringing you back

Daray-senpai: U mad?

Jay: I hate you

Daray-senpai: I love you, too, Original

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Jay has updated his status: That moment when you found out your dark clone has more fans than you

Comments:

Daray-senpai: You need some milk

Kidney: Poor you. I don't care

Newjin: Haha!

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Kidney has tagged Jay in his status: Hey bro. Wanna play Game of War?

Comments:

Jay: I'm supposed to play Game of War but this one player keeps kicking my a$$

Serena: Don't...

Kidney: Who is it?

Jay: Look. Go to the Intermet and find out!

Serena: Aww, guys, it's not that bad. Hey, another player has got rekt by me. His nickname is "JFPKM"

Jay: That's me...

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Ash has updated his status: What is love?

Comments:

Serena: *facepalm*

Misty: Dense, as usual

Kidney: Jay, any idea?

Jay: Is it delicious? Tell me it tastes like chicken

Ash: I think so too, bro

Newjin: Who densified you?

Kidney: Hmm, I wonder who could it be... 🤔

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Mallow has changed her name into Cabbage Head

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Cabbage Head has updated her status: Eat me

Comments:

Ikach: Nah, not a type of vegan

Jay: Same here

Kidney: Mallow, is that you?

Mallow: I LOST A BET, OKAY?!
Serena likes this comment

Jay: But to who?

Serena: I have no idea~

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Lillie has changed her name into Alolan Miette

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Alolan Miette has updated her status: Another morning in Alola

Comments:

Serena: I KNOW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!

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Arceus has updated his/her status: This world is being ruled by a pathetic species called "human"

Comments:

Jay: Said someone who is caught by a ten-year-old kid

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Serena has updated her status: Me likey 😊

Comments:

May: Girl, you need a cure

MemeLord69: And some milk

Kidney: "Ash".... everywhere...

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Calem has updated his status: This is me when I wake up every morning,

Comments:

Serena: DANG IT, CALEM!

Ash: Huh? When did this happen?

Calem: Back off, Ketchum 😒

Jay: It brings me pain when I say this, but that's also me...

Calem: Yes, Jay... Join the dark side...

Serena: Jay, I hate you

Jay: Why? ;-;

Newjin: Imagine Serena in Alola region.

Kidney: Her image will be ruined.

Ash: That will be weird...

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Kidney has updated his status: The Internet is really, really great...

Comments:

*MemeLord69's comment is reported*

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Serena has tagged Ash in her status: I'm an angel with a shotgun, fighting 'til the wars won. I don't care if heaven won't take me back

Comments:

May: 😱

Jay: GANGSTER SERENA IS BACK!

Kidney: TAKE COVER!

Drew: SHE WILL KILL US ALL!

Ash: ...yay

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Jay has updated his status: PRB12, you brought back Gangster Serena?

Comments:

PRB12: WHAT'S UP MY DEAR BOYS AND GIRL! And... who is she again?

Jay: Really bro? 😑

PRB12: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS WATTPAD?!

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Ash has updated his status: Why did I have to jump off the cliff again?

Comments:

Kidney: Dude, you jump off every times and everything...

Jay: #JumpOffTheCliffArmy

Tapu Koko: I saved your "ash"

Mega Garchomp: Same here...

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Butterfree has tagged Ash in his status: Master, I miss you 😭
Heracross, Greninja, Goodra, Gible, Larvitar and other Pokemon Ash left like this

Comments:

Ash: uh... who are you?

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Jay is married with Newjin

Comments:

Kidney: WHAT?!

Jay's parents: You have a lot to explain, son

Craze (PhucHong880 ): Remember to use protection~

Jay: DAMN IT! I WAS FORCED TO!

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Serena has updated her status: Can someone explain to me what is "f**k"?

Comments:

Kidney: Oh boy...

Paul: She knows too much

Jay: Uh... f**k is... Fantastic Unbelievable Cheerful King?

Newjin: *facepalm* I'm in love with an idiot...

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Ikach has uploaded a picture of a bowl filled with fleshes and red fluid: Have a good dinner, Ikach lovers 😉

Comments:

Jay: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MIDNIGHT SNACK?!

Kidney: Halloween comes early...

Serena: MY EYES!

Misty: THEY'RE BLEEDING!

Ikach: Bleeding, you said? 😏

Serena: SH*T!

May: THIS IS A PG BOOK- OH NO....

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Fourth Wall has updated his/her status: Goodbye cruel world

Comments:

Kidney: NOOOO!

Jay: STAY WITH US!

Newjin: YOU HAVE CHILDREN!

Fourth Wall: No. You and Jay

Newjin: THIS IS A KID SHOW! DAMN IT!

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Jay has started watching Sun and Moon

Comments:

Serena: STEP OUT OF THERE! IT'S DANGEROUS!

Ash: STOP WATCHING MY BUTT!

Cabbage Head: Yes Jay... join the dark side...

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Newjin has tagged Serena in her status: How can you treat Ash so well? I can't do it with Jay!

Comments:

Serena: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Newjin: At least show me how

Serena: Ash likes Pokepuff. You know, the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach

Newjin: BUT JAY IS ON A DIET!

Serena: Well... then there's only one way

Newjin: What?

Serena: Kill yourself

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Female Gyarados has tagged Pikachu in her status: If I had the same egg group as you, what would our kid become?

Comments:

Pikachu: This thing

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Jay has uploaded a selfie of him and Newjin

Comments:

Newjin: Awww, you love me, don't ya?

Jay: You know the trick to show you're fabulous?

Newjin: What?

Jay: Take a selfie with a girl who is less fabulous

Newjin: Ohhhhh...

*Newjin has logged off and grabbed a mallet*

Jay: #PunchingBagArmy

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Kidney has updated his status: Anyone is pissed because of the fact Jay keeps calling everyone "stupid idiot"?
Serena, Dawn, May, Iris and over 9000 other like this

Comments:

Jay: Wow, over 9000 stupid idiots...

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N has updated his status: I like ferris wheel

Comments:

Youngster Joey: And I like shorts. They are comfy and easy to wear

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Jay has updated his status: If you feel uncomfortable, I'll rub your back to make you feel better. If you are sick, I'll try my best to cure you. If you admire me as your best friend, I'll be it. If someday you leave, then I have no point to live

Comments:

Serena: Awwww~

Kidney: Can't believe Jay could be someone like that

Newjin: Just admit it. You love me

Jay: .... I was talking about my dog...

Newjin: ....

MemeLord69: OHHHHHH

Blaine: You'd better need burn heal

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Yeah, that's what I got so far

Should I continue this series, or I should stop it?