Me: *singing* I'm in love with the shape of you. We push and pull like a magnet do. Although my heart is falling too. I'm in love with your body

Kidney: *singing* And last night you were in my room. And now my bedsheet smell like you. Every day discovering something brand new. I'm in love with your body...

Serena: OH MA ARCEUS, I LOVE THAT SONG 😍

Ash: meh 😐, that song is gonna die anyway

Misty: REPEAT WHAT YA SAID, ASH!

Dawn: I love that song, notice me Sheeran-kun

Paul: whatever

Me: Ok, guys, SHUT UP! Time for ze dares

Everyone: wow, didn't expect dat *sarcastically*

Ash: Talking about that, how dare you, Jay 😡?

Me: Hey, I didn't steal your Serena you know (although I'm really want to)

Serena: *blushing* wha- whatever, HOW DARE YOU THROW US IN YOUR OTHER BOOK?!

Me: Oh, you mean Me and my denseness? That was an interesting one.

Ash: YOU USING US FOR YOUR PERSONAL LOVE STORY!

Me: HEY, I REPEAT AGAIN! THAT'S NOT A LOVE STORY, AND IT'S NOT A LEMON LIKE IN THE FRONT COVER. It just *blushing slightly* my personal story with someone I liked

Serena: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IS UNITED STATES!

Me: IS IT BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN FRANCE FOR TOO LONG?!

Serena: Wait, I thought Kalos is in Japan

Everyone: *facepalm*

Me: WHATEVER! Let's just get to ze dares, shall we

Everyone: Oh sh-

Me: HEY!

Everyone: Sorry lol, forgot about PG

May: So how many dares we have today?

Me: Just one, but I added my best friends' dares so it's about three, oh there's also a truth

Drew: Finally, a truth

Me: So let's start from the truth first. What is everyone's nickname and given by who?

Ash: Ashy boy. THANK YOU GARY 😡!

Gary: Oak tree, by Misty

Ash: Oh, is that so. Poor you Oak tree

Gary: SHUT UP

Serena: Honey Cake, by Pervert Ash *blushing*

Ash: Wait, you like that 😳

Serena: It sounds sweet and cute, despite it came from a pervert

Misty: Carrot head, by Gangster Serena

Serena: You're welcome, Carrot head 😚

Misty: Oh just shaddup

Brock: Brock Obama, by Kidney

Everyone: WHAT?! BWAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

Kidney: It suit you from the name to the skin-, oh wait...

Me: *facepalm* Great, I'm gonna be sued

May: any random 11 months of the year, by Drew

Drew: Awww, you're welcome June

May: IT'S MAY, ARCEUS DANGIT

Drew: Whatever you say, April

May: I HATE MY NAME

Drew: Anyway, mine is Grasshead, by January

May: Whatever

Dawn: Troublesome, by Paul

Paul: Palmhead, by Dawn

Clemont: Big bro, by Bonnie

Kidney: Poopyhead, THANK YOU JAY

Me: You're welcome

Misty: Wait, aren't you have to say it too, it said everyone

Me: uhhhhhhhh.... FINE! Mine is Jaysie or Flynnie

Dawn: Awww, sounds cute

Me: oh shut it. Alright, the first dare is for...... me?

Everyone: YASSS. FEEL THE PAIN

Me: Okay, fine! It said Read a lemon of amourshipping and react or give opinion about it. Okay, not too shabby, I guess

Serena and Ash: *blushing* Jay, whatever you do, don't do it

Kidney: JUST IGNORE THEM. JUST DO IT! MAKE YOUR "DREAM" COME TRUE!

Me: Okay, it's a truth or dare anyway *searched for any lemon about amourshipping*
*five minutes later*
Me: *mumbled each words* Ash kissed Serena's neck then he pulled up her skirt and gently kissed the- OH MY ARCEUS, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL DARKRAI?!

Ash and Serena: *sitting in the dark corner, coldly*

Me: Guys, what the problem, it said "kissed her pu-"

Everyone except me and Amour: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT OUT LOUD

Me:... puppy

Gary: Wait wha?

Me: The puppy was hidding under Serena's skirt, so Ash just showed his love to the puppy

Gary: Wondering what did dat puppy do under her skirt?

Me: I guess lemons are so weird

Ash: Oh what do you know, you're too young

Me: HEY! Just to let you know, I'm 15, all right. I'm old enough to read these Rated T book, unlike you little 10-year-old kiddo, so DEAL WITH IT!

Ash: But most of the readers said I was 14

Me: But Pokemon don't want you to grow up, so just stay 10, all right!

Serena: Even he's forever 10, he's literally 14

Me: Bu-u- but..... FINE! Whatever

Paul: Wow, I'm so popular

Me: Oh yeah, let's see how you can deal with this, Paul! So the next dare is for.... EVERYONE?

Drew: Oh no I won't, see ya sucka *trying to run away*

Me: Where do ya think ya going? *used author power to use gravity, pulled Drew back to seat* All right, the dare is from xXPandaPodXx and it said... play soccer?

Gary: Really, that's it?

Me: What do you mean "that's it" 😏

Everyone except Gary: Oh thanks a lot, Gary

Me: Okay, seemed it didn't interest you peeps much, so I'm gonna add a little stipulation. Everyone have to play, which team lose the match, all of the players die

Everyone except Gary: GARY OAK TREE

Gary: Dangit

Me: *snapped finger, football field appeared*

Paul: Wassup with the fire

Me: Cause it's a deathmatch, Paul, and you can't deny it. All right, let's start
Team 1:
Kidney (GK) (C)
May
Drew
Paul
Dawn
Clemont
Iris
Team 2:
Brock (GK)
Misty
Cilan
Me (C)
Ash
Serena
Shauna (called as guest)
Me: This will be a 15-minute match!
*the match started, 5 minutes later*
Drew: *dribbling the ball* I'm gonna survive!

Ash and Serena: Oh no you don't *both tackling Drew, accidently smashed their lips together, blushing*

Me: *took the picture of that scene* Even in a deathmatch, they're still able to make out

*9 minutes later*
Me: Listen, if none of the team score, we will all die

Everyone: *shivering*

Me: *dribbling the ball, past the defenders, passed to Ash*

Ash: *shoot the ball in and score a goal* YASSSS, WE DID IT. WE WILL SURVIVE *hugged Serena but accidently kissed her again*

Serena: *blushing madly*

Me: *took a picture* They grow up so fast, literally
*The match ended. 1-0 victory to Team 2*
Me: Look, I know you have to obey the rules, but I don't have 7 daggers for today

Whole Team 2: *celebrate in relief*

Me: but instead, I had a backup. Hey Slenderman

Slender: what... is.... it.... master

Me: *uses a thumb to cross over my neck, pointed at Team 1* execute

Slender: ....my.... pleasure.... *(just think of how Slender will kill you)*

Team 1: *scared to dead*

Me: Oh great, now I had seven rotten bodies to Revive Capsules

Serena: I'm so glad that we won

Brock: Yeah, freaky

Me: Okay, time for our last dare, from me, and it's for Amour

Ash and Serena: KILL US PLEASE SLENDER!

Slender: nah... i... am.... sleepy.... *sleep*

Everyone: really?

Me: Anyway, the dare is you two have to live together as husband and wife for 1 week

Ghost Gary: This is gonna be awesome

Ghost Kidney: ikr

Ash and Serena: *blushing* eh- is there any-

Me: IT'S THE ONLY WAY, NOW FUNK OFF! *snapped finger to teleport them to a house* now, while we wait, I'll revive these rotten bodies
*1 week later*
Gary: Do you think that will be okay

Iris: I know, they're just kid

Me: Stahp it Iris!
*Ash and Serena walked in, blushing*
Me: Eyyy, how is it you two lovebirds

Ash: Uh- yeah, n-nothing, a-actually 😳

Me: Wait, what's wrong?

Serena: Jay, I'm pregnant 😳

Me: oh...

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