This book has reached 20k reads and the number still doesn't stop.

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What? I'm supposed to write the line above while Cap lock is turned on to show how grateful and happy I am? My bad :p

Jay: *slams his fist on the table* I'M BORED!

Newjin: We know! We're all bored! So is slamming your fist on the table necessary?

Jay: Look. Can someone just... make a joke to help my life get interesting again?

Gary: I got one! Your taste in Anime

Jay: I got one, too! Your taste in girls! Because I chose a carrot as your girlfriend!

Misty: Who just called me a carrot?

Jay: Another one, please!

Kidney: Everyone says you're hilarious and have good sense of humor. However, I disagree!

Jay: People say you can make girls notice you and you'll get a wife easily. However, I disagree!

Dawn: So literally you just asked people to make jokes then you'll remake them all into a much more terrible one, right?

Cilan: *nods* Agree, agree...

Jay: Whatever you say

Newjin: Why are you bored, anyway? I usually saw you at your home, singing Anime songs in Japanese, which turned out very cringy

Jay: Do you really need to speak that painful truth out loud? Beside, another season of Anime is over and I can't find anything to watch 😞

Craze: What is your summary of this Anime season, anyway?

Jay: Well... let me see... we have... hmm...

'Kiss scenes everywhere'

'12-year-old girl who is a hikikomori and she has interests in pantsu and ecchi stuffs'

'An Anime which makes people wait 4 years for a 12-episode season'

'Tournament arc'

'A tablet that can transcend you to Anime world'

'A teacher who is a totally bastard but turns out to be a very badass one (or let's just say he's Koro-sensei but human version) and follow this rule: The more hilarious the character is, the darker his or her past was'

'A male student in a freakin school for girls only'

'A male ninja, whose father is a legend, but turns out he's even more troublesome than his father was'

And 'A white tiger that makes me concern about how pathetic my life is'

Jay: Yep, that's all I've watched this season, so far. And when I read the Anime list in Summer 2017, well... I don't have much hype like I used to (except the Yuri one. Wink wink)

Kidney: So you're just gonna watch some of the previous one, right?

Jay: I guess that's the only thing I can do 😞

Newjin: Anyway... WE HAVE A DARE TODAY, GUYS! A FREAKIN DARE FOR TODAY!

Jay: Look who's so happy today 😒

Serena: Is it about me and Ash? We haven't received or given one yet

Jay: Oh there are a bunch of them! I'm just too lazy to cover them all 😂

Ash: Why are you so excited, anyway?

Serena: You don't remember I love you?

Ash: Well... Sorry, I love Emilia (Re:Zero fans be like...)

Serena: WHO THE F##K IS EMILIA!?

Jay: Chill, Serena!

Newjin: Anyway, the dare today is...

Jay: WAIT! I have to introduce our special guest today

Newjin: Fine...

Jay: So today guest is... Cyrus9173 !

Cyrus: FINALLY! It's been 3000 years!

May: Well... this is surprising...

Cyrus: Wait, what?

Iris: Jay hasn't invited anyone as special guest except Michiru. So there must be a reason for this

Jay: Well, you guys are right! Because... I need to settle something with him *takes out his butcher knife*

Cyrus: WOAH WOAH WOAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING-

Jay: *stabs Cyrus* AND THAT'S FOR CALLING ME GAY SAMA!

Cyrus: *ded*

Misty: Wow...

Kidney: This book has set two world records: "the special guest that appeared only like 5 minutes" and "The first host that killed his special guest but not because of any dare"

Newjin: That nickname is quite rhymed, btw...

Jay: SHUT UP! LET'S START THE DARE TODAY, right Cyrus?

Cyrus: *still ded*

Jay: He said yes

Poophead: Well no one can change my name, alright!?

Jay: You'd better check your name tag again...

Poophead: WHAT THE- WHO DID THIS!?

Jay: *turns away, whistles*

Misty: 5 chapters~

Poophead: FML!

Newjin: But chill, Poophead. At least you still have a better nickname than that guy right here *points of Jay*

Jay: Oi! To me, giving and being given nicknames is a sign of friendship!

Poophead: Or just because they hate you

Iris: Or they just want to show your true personality, your true self

Jay: What do you mean 'my true self'? 😒

Serena: Talk about names... Ash, can I ask this one?

Ash: You're not angry about that Emilia thing anymore?

Serena: Pfft, that's too old!

Ash: Okay...

Serena: What would our child name be in the future?

Ash: *spits out water* NANI?

Serena: *blushes* Well... uh... Jay, what do you think?

Jay: Let me see... Fairy Tail's once said that Natsu and Lucy's child would be a girl and her name would be Nashi

Newjin: That's a nice name, actually

Jay: Yeah, I mean, when you just combined the first syllable of the first name with the second one of the second name and you were like 'Heck yeah, I made a new name! I bet the viewers won't recognize this because my head is already too hurt for the Manga'

Poophead: Sound like a sarcasm to me

Jay: Anyway... I'll use his rule to come up a name for you guys

Ash: Nah. Having children is tiring and exhausting! I mean, they eat, they sleep, they poop. And we have to take care of them even until they're already grownup but they're still a bunch of NEET

Jay: Yeah I agree with you too, Ash

Serena and Newjin: HEY!

Jay: *coughs* Your child would be a girl and her name would be...

Newjin: Say 'Serash' and I'll stab you immediately!

Jay: (Dang it, she can read my mind?)

Serena and Newjin: SO!?

Jay: *coughs* Asena. That's the best I could think of

Daray: But that's a copyright infringement to Sword Art Online

Jay: Well, about that...

May: Heh?

Jay: Have you guys ever heard of an Anime called 'Gintama'?

Craze: No, so?

Jay: That Anime has like... hundreds of copyright infringement and it's still alive until now 😂. So why can't we?

Newjin: Anou... but it's still a copyright infringement...

Jay: What? We just borrow a part of it! They call it... uh... 'taking inspiration'

Cilan: Nope. You just replaced the "u" with "e"

Jay: ... God damn it. A-1 Pictures will kill me...

Gary: Ha! Deal with that, Jay!

Jay: But hey, just tell them to bring swords and just fight me! Because my body is regi! (Get it? Regi... ready... Okay...)

Newjin: Anyway... How can we do with that? *points at Cyrus' body lying on the floor*

Jay: I got this *snaps his fingers*

Cyrus: Where am I?

Jay: Welcome to T or D, mate! You just got stabbed by me and you loved it!

Cyrus: Really?

Jay: Hell yeah... hehe... Anyway, if you do anything wrong again, well... *tilts his head to the left side, lets out a grin* I'll be sure to take care of you nicely and comfortably...

Poophead: Uhh... you're okay?

Jay: I don't know. What's wrong with this world? And what's 1000 - 7?

Newjin: *shivers* Did anyone just dare him to be a ghoul or something?

Jay: Anyway, let's continue with our next dare, which also involves Kid- I mean Poophead

Poophead: 5 chapters of pain and suffering is coming to me 😢

May: YES! FINALLY!

Poophead: NO! HECK NO!

Jay: *positions his knife at Poophead's neck* What did you say?

Poophead: N-N-N-Nothing! Yeah! Nothing! Haha...

Jay: Unfortunately this chapter is about to end, so... lucky you 😒

Poophead: Yay!

Newjin: Anything last thing to say, Jay, or... Gay Sama, hehe...

Jay: You know I don't mind stabbing girls, right?

Newjin: OKAY, THAT'S IT! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! *grabs Jay's ear, drags him outside*

Jay: OI! HEY! EVERYONE, SAVE ME!

Poophead: Hey look, isn't that bird beautiful?

Jay: THIS ROOM DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A SINGLE WINDOW!

Arceus: Hey, I'm still here!

Jay: THANKS GODNESS! ARCEUS, SAVE ME!

Arceus: Oh great, now you're calling for my help? 😒

Jay: DAMN IT!

Newjin: Don't worry. It will be just slowly but painfully~

Jay: Hey, I just found out the most dangerous species of this universe

Serena: And that is...

Jay: GIRLS! ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO HAVE BOYFRIENDS!

All the girls: *highfive each other*

Jay: SERIOUSLY!?

*sighs* Why do I feel like I'm the villain of this book? XD

Anyway, I just want to say that from now on, I'm not sure I can't update this book every Saturday, since I'll put my attention on A-meow-rous Love, which is having lots of support right now.

But hey, you can support that book if you want to, especially like I used to say, it will be a very hilarious one, with some daily life stories, and also... emotional. So I'm not gonna make you guys have sad feeling when you read it... yet