Jay: Usually I would come in and say something like "Welcome to Truth or Dare", but I think I will change the style a bit

Kidney: You gonna say that in Vietnamese?

Jay: That's a great idea, actually

Ash: Dear god, no!

Dawn: Nobody will understand

Jay: Is it like nobody will understand K-pop?

Kidney: You hate K-pop?

May: I like K-pop

Kidney: Y-Yeah, me too, same with my May

May: Stupid pervert *rolls her eyes*

Jay: How about I put all of you in a room surrounded with K-pop music and you'll understand the pain?

Misty: Okay, let's not talking about K-pop, this is getting nonsense

Jay: So before I make an announcement, I would like to take back my author power

Serena: *still spawning a bunch of Ash cardboard cutout* What, NO!

Jay: I have a freakin show to do

Serena: Can I have this power for one more chapter, please... *puppy eyes*

Panda: Jay is not gonna resist this

Jay: *wears sunglasses* Say what now?

Drew: Wow, he's well prepared

Gary: That must be from his experiences

Jay: Alright, Serena, time's up. *Author power back to Jay*

Serena: NO! I FEEL SO NORMAL!

Ash: Don't worry, Serena. I like this normal Serena better

Jay: I thought you like the Gangster one

Ash: Can you please just shush yourself? *wraps his arm around her waist*

Serena: *blushing* Oh Ash...

Jay: Anyway, I'm here to pronounce some new characters. First, welcome... Team Rocket

James, Jessie and Meowth: PIKACHU IS OURS

Ash: WANNA HAVE A FIGHT?! ROCKRUFF, I CHOOSE YOU! *sends out Rockruff*

*after awhile*

Ash: Alright Rockruff, let's end this, SHAKE IT AND FRO

Jay: Oh god NO! NOT THAT!

Ash: *twerking*

All the girls: MY EYES!

Serena: STOP THIS PLEASE!

All the boys: Wow, nice a$$...

Team Rocket: Okay, we give up!

Ash: Good

Misty: Thanks goddess, it's over

Dawn: Serena, why you look so scared?

Serena: Try seeing your boyfriend shaking his butt in front of your face and you'll understand!

Dawn: Paul would never do that, right Paulie

Paul: *was about to do that* Wh-What? Yeah, whatever

Dawn: PAUL!

Paul: If Ash can do it, so can I

Misty: Uh, Gary?

Gary: What, you wanna see my wiggling a$$ 😏

Misty: Damn it, NO!

Drew: I was also about to do that, but I'm so fabulous, man *flips hair*

May: You arrogant Grasshead

Drew: Whatever, April

May: My name is not APRIL!

Drew: Geez, don't shout at me, June

May: I hate my name!

Kidney: If May ask me to shake my butt, I will 😏

May: Nobody likes you, Poophead

Kidney: 😞

Iris: What a bunch of kids

Jay: Okay, can we stop talking about butt and move on?!

Team Rocket: Yeah, quickly so we can capture that Pikachu

Ash: Over my dead body *coldly*

Pikachu: Pika?

Jay: Oh, and talk about Pokemon, looks who's here

Greninja: Ash!

Ash: Greninja! *hug Greninja*

Gary: Wow, I thought it has become humen's food

Braixen: *popped out from Serena's pokeball* Greninja! *Hug Greninja*

Greninja: Uh, Braixen?

Braixen: Yes?

Greninja: I'm hungry

Serena and Braixen: What?!h

Jay: So Greninja is also dense... Interesting... Anyway, I save the best for last. Please welcome... Red!

Red: *walks in coldly with his hat covers his face*

Jay: Hey, welcome to truth... or dare....

Dawn: He's so scary

Ash: Hey, Dad?!

Red: ...

Jay: That's the legendary triple dots, everyone

Gary: And if you have two stripes, then you're pre-

Misty: CAN YOU STOP MAKING JOKE ABOUT PREGNANT?

Jay: You just say that...

Misty: ....sh!t

Red: ...

Jay: Hey Paul, can you communicate with Red?

Paul: Is it because I'm as cold as him

Jay: yeah...,l

Paul: Fine! Sit here, Red!

Red: ...

Paul: *mumbles* So what you think about these people?

Red: *mumbles* A bunch of pathetic humen

Paul: You're right!

Red: *mumbles* whatever...

Jay: Not much as a talker

Kidney: What is this cold feeling in my spine...

Ash: And that's my dad, they said?

Jay: Anyway, I guess that's all for today

Ash: We haven't got any dare yet

Everyone else except the hosts: ASH!

Jay: No, I just feel *yawn* sleepy

May: What a relief!

Jay: But mark my word, when we get back, I will... tortu... *sleeping*

Kidney: He's really is tired after what happened this morning

Panda: What happened this morning?

Kidney: It's a long story. Anyway, see you guys soon, I guess

Jay: Good.... bye *sleeping*

Red: ... pathetic

Serena: Did Red just... talk?

Gary: Now that's rare...

Ash: Daddy? You can talk?

Red: ... whatever