You know what? F**k Sun and Moon. I'm gonna take a break from Pokemon and explore the Anime universe... at least until Serena appears

Serena: 😭

Ash: *pats her back* It's okay... the day will come...

May: Oi, why is she crying?

Ash: It's... actually very hard to say, actually

Jay: (I hope it's not because I made her suffer in my newest book...)

Kidney: (I think it is, man)

Jay: *looks at Kidney* (Woah, you can read my mind?)

Kidney: (Cousins' connection, brother)

Jay: (Cooool!)

Newjin: Pfft... gay...

Jay: Anyway, can you guys shut up? I have some Anime to watch!

Dawn: Let me guess... Pokemon, eh?

Jay: Nobody cares about that stupid show! 😎

Everyone else: 😱

Iris: *stands behind Jay* Hey dirtball! You want to die from the outside or from the inside!?

Jay: 😨 I-I mean... Nobody cares about Sun and Moon! Yeah! I mean Sun and Moon!

S&M crew: 😢

Daray: Do you know what is the most "hilarious" prank Pokemon company has played on fans? Pokemon Ultra Sun and Moon!

Craze: YAY! EVERYTHING IS AWESOME WITH THE WORD "ULTRA"!

Kidney: NO, IT ISN'T! WHY ISN'T GEN 4 CONFIRMED!? 😭

Jay: *pats Kidney's back* Gen 4 isn't confirmed, man.... it never will...

Kidney: 😭😭😭

Newjin: Wow, that helps 😒

Gary: Anyway, got any dare today?

Jay: Can't you see the room is being flooded by these two idiots? *points at Serena and Kidney*

Misty: Geez...

Jay: Okay, now shut up! Nao Tomori is telling Yuu she's his lover, and I want to see what happens next!

Newjin: Fine... keep stucking eyes to those 2D girls of yours 😒

Jay: At least they're better than you 😎

Newjin: NANI!? 😡

Jay: WOOOOAAAHH! I'M SORRY, SIS! 😭

Kidney: Wow... this ship sinks even faster than Titanic

Ash: Uhh, everyone. Serena is still crying here!

Serena: My life is the worst ever! 😭

Jay: *fanboys* OH MA GOD, YES! SHE'S SMILING! SO F**KING BEAUTIFUL!

Dawn: What about mine? *starts smiling*

Jay: ... Your smile look like Hishiro's 😒

Dawn: 😢

Kidney: Geez... He keeps watching those 2D girls and counting them as his girlfriends, while his real-life-girlfriend is sitting right next to him 😒

Newjin: *sighs*

Serena: Hey, at least those 2D girls have better life than MINE! 😭

Jay: Okay! I believe it's time for me to say this!

Craze: Say what?

Jay: One of the most famous comments of Anime history!

Kidney: Oh no no no! I think I know what it is! 😱

Jay: I'MMA SAY THAT!

Newjin: THAT COMMENT IS TOO OLD!

Jay: I DON'T CARE!

Kidney: THAT COMMENT WILL END THIS BOOK IMMEDIATELY! SOMEBODY STOP HIM!

Jay: THAT'S IT! NAO IZ DA--

Newjin: ONE PUNCH! *punches Jay's face*

Jay: *fainted*

Newjin: You're welcome, ladies and gentlemen!

Serena: At least she has a comment for herself...

Daray: Okay, Fur Ball! What happened to you?

Serena: STOP CALLING ME FUR BALL!

Ash: YEAH! ONLY I CAN CALL HER THAT!

Serena: SAY WHAT!?

Ash: NOTHING!

Jay: *wakes up* Uhh, where am I?

Newjin: Hell

Jay: Nobody believes you.

Serena: Guys! Do you know what is my dream?

Kidney: Becoming a Pokemon Performer?

Serena: No, the real one!

Jay: Marrying Ash and having kids with him?

Serena: NO, BAKA! 😳😳😳

Paul: I'mma sleep now...

Drew: This is gonna take forever...

Serena: Anyway, I want to be the #1 Anime Girl of the history. That's my lifelong dream

Ash: You're already #1 to me!

Serena: THEN TELL ME WHY DO YOU KEEP HANGING WITH "CABBAGE HEAD", "LOLIE" AND "BLUEBERRY"!?

Ash: *turns away, whistles*

Calem: You're number one to me!

Jay: Who call you here!?

Calem: Well, I--

Jay: WHO call you here!?

Calem: Actually--

Jay: WHO CALL YOU HERE!?

Calem: 😱

May: *points at the outside* MARCH!

Calem: HAI! *runs away*

Jay: Anyway, I think I know why

Everyone else: Heh?

Jay: Because she's not considered as a... "Waifu" to many Anime fans

*sad music plays*

Serena: B-But... I have my own Anime

Jay: But Pokemon is a kid show

Serena: But me and Ash kissed before...

Ash: You barely even reached my lips...

Serena: *starts crying*

Jay: Serena...

Serena: 😭

Newjin: Serena...

Serena: 😭😭

Jay: (Oh Arceus, she's flooding the floor)

Serena: 😭😭😭

Daray: Fur Ball...

Serena: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Jay: Hmm... for many Anime Kid Shows, Serena will be at the top. However, if we talk about Anime universe, well...

Kidney: The bottom, you mean?

Jay: The very bottom

Serena: *body is on fire* THAT'S IT! I'VE SET MY GOAL!

Ash: Eh?

Serena: UNTIL 2017 IS OVER, I'LL MAKE MY DEBUT IN S AND M AND BECOME THE NUMBER ONE WAIFU OF ALL ANIME FANS' HEART!

Daray: Are you sure about that?

Serena: I'M GONNA WIN THAT "BEST GIRL" AWARD OF CRUNCHYROLL!

Jay: Reaaallllyyy...?

Serena: And someday... those male Anime fans will pick me as their number one waifu. I'll stand on the top, the peak of mountain! Hehehehehe...

Dawn: Damn... Serena is so creepy... 😨

Drew: I'll protect you from this devil, June

May: I don't even have a nerve to fight back...

Newjin: BRAVO! NOW THAT'S THE SPIRIT! 👏

Craze: Yeah. Right Jay? Jay?

Jay: ... I doubt it!

Serena: 😱

Jay: You think your rivals you'll face are as easy as Miette?

Miette: Eh?

Jay: We have Nao Tomori from "Charlotte", Mikasa Ackerman from "Attack on Titans", Sagiri from "Eromanga-sensei", Sistine Fibel from "Rokudenashi",... You think you can defeat them!? I can list a whole lot more!

Kidney: You forgot to mention Nagisa Shiota from "Assasination Classroom"

Jay: God damn it 😂

Serena: Nah, that's easy!

Jay: *snaps fingers*

Touka (Tokyo Ghoul): Soka...

Asuna (Sword Art Online): Someone is trying to take our spot, huh?

Serena: Uhh... I SAID NOTHING! HAHA... 😅

Rem (Re:Zero): But look! At least she has a boyfriend. The answer I got was "I love Emilia" 😢

Sagiri (Eromanga-sensei): I got Brother-zoned 😢

Nao: My lover doesn't even remember me 😢

Mikasa (Attack on Titans): My lover loves Levi

Jay: (For god sake, what have I done!? These girls are spoiling the ending 😑) *snaps fingers, all of them disappear*

Serena: Now that was interesting...

Ash: So... When will I meet all of my "Senpai"?

Drew: You won't, Ash!

Ash: Whatever! I'll win one the "Bezt Boiz" award!

Jay: Ash... You're even worse than Ishida (one of the worst main character of Anime history)

Ash: 😢

Serena: WHATEVER! I'LL DEFEAT THEM ALL!

Jay: NOW THAT'S THE SPIRIT I WANT TO SEE!

Serena: Starting from your second favorite Anime girl, Nao Tomori!

Jay: OI! DON'T YOU DARE! NAO IZ DA BE--

Newjin: JAY!

Jay: Fine 😒

Kidney: What do you like her so much anyway!?

Jay: Uhh, because she's savage as f**k

Newjin: (Arghh, those 2D girls...)

Anyway... anyone has heard about the Wattys award 2017?