Newjin: Jay, can I ask you something?

Jay: What, Nebby?

Newjin: Have you ever thought of... us being a family?

Jay: Hmm... Why yes! I did thought of that before!

Panda: *gasp* Jay, you admit it!

Jay: Yeah, but living in a bag would be a bad experience, so the answer is no!

Newjin: 💔

Kidney: *mumble* Just wait, Jay, you won't expect what will happen today

Jay: You said something, Poophead?

Kidney: N-Nothing, hehe...

Serena: Geez, Jay, stop hiding your feeling

Jay: What, you don't know what I'm thinking...

Serena: Oh yes I do! You were thinking about getting married!

Jay: *blushes* What?! N-No!

Ash: Serena, are you...

Jay: Okay! Who the heck just dared Serena to be a psychic?!

Kidney: *slowly raises hand*

Jay: SERIOUSLY?!

Kidney: What? I think it's cool

Jay: ...

Drew: Wow, Jay just turned to Red

Dawn: I think he can't hide his thought from now on

Mallow: Wow, a bush can read mind? Fascinating...

Serena: Oh wow, a cabbage can talk? Interesting...

Misty: Their rivalry is even more interesting than Ash and Calem

Calem: I didn't even appear in the Anime!

Ash: Because Pokemon company has brain. They know who is best for making money

Jay: So the whole Amourshipping thing is just for profit?

Serena: Sadly, it is...

Jay: What a dark side of Amourshipping

Ash: Yeah, we are their money maker

Kidney: Can we just get to the dare? I'm getting tired!

Jay: Alright! Anyway, this is the first one. *read the dare* oh, old memories...

Cilan: What? Too nostalgic?

Jay: It's a truth, actually

Kidney: Finally! A truth! That song can be played now!

Jay: I think all the dares today are about... me

May: Yes! Feel the punishment, Jay...

Serena: In his mind, he's scared

Jay: CAN YOU STOP READING MY MIND?!

Serena: Or what?

Kidney: Since when Serena became just like that?

Jay: There's only one reason *glares at Mallow*

Mallow: *thinking* What?! I just try to make Ash notice

Serena: *whispers to Mallow* He won't, Cabbage. Ash is mine!

Mallow: AAAH! HOW COULD YOU...

Serena: Let's just say I'm-

Jay: Stop! Just stop!

Serena: I didn't finish my sentence!

Jay: That meme is being overused, and I don't want to bring it out for entertainment purpose

Serena: You're mean!

Jay: I know I am! 😎

Ash: What was the meme you were talking about? And what about Jay being mean?

Jay: You know what? To prove I'm evil as hell, I'll bring back Dark Jay!

Everyone else: NOOOO!

Clemont: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Dawn: ANYONE HAVE A GUN?!

May: Ramen will save us from Dark Jay. Right, Ramen?

Ramen: *getting eaten by Ikach*

May: NOOO!

Drew: Relax. It's just a rotten piece of food. It's not fabulous like me *flips hair*

May: As least he knows how to be a human, and he has personalities, unlike you!

Drew: Why... 😢

Kidney: I don't want to say this, but I think the readers are starting to miss Dark Jay

Jay: *mumble* except anyone who has the name "Yvonne"...

Newjin: What's up with "Yvonne"?

Jay: I'll tell you someday...

Kidney: Can we just get to the truth?

Jay: You just said that because I'm the victim

Kideny: Yeah, bro!

Jay: Anyway, this is the truth

Kidney: Uhhh, can we skip this?

Jay: Nah, I'll show them the footage of it! *show the video*

Ash: Why it has a big skull at the beginning?

Gary: And why does it say "not suitable for young audiences"? Did you two... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Jay: DAMN IT GARY! NO!

Clemont: Bonne, I suggest you to close your eyes

Bonnie: What? I want to see

Clemont: NOW!

Bonnie: Fine 😒

Jay: You guys ready to watch it? Because it's quite violent

Serena: Just show it anyway!

Ash: Woah, you love action movie?!

Serena: I watched Jason Bourne before

Gary: Oh my god, she's Jason Bourne

Kidney: That meme is dead, you know that?

Gary: But Harambe isn't!

Jay: Let's just show it before he starts boasting about Harambe 😒

*the video starts*

Dawn: AAAAHHH! TOO VIOLENT!

May: WHY THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD?!

Lillie: EVEN MY PARENTS BAN ME FROM WATCHING THINGS LIKE THIS!

Drew: MY HAIR IS FALLING BECAUSE OF THIS!

Serena: Wait, what is Jay doing with that knife?

Ash: He's heating it up...

Cilan: Now that's long...

Gary: I think it reaches 1000 degrees...

Red: ...

Misty: He's bringing it to Kidney, a-arranges on his head, and then... OH MY ARCEUS! NO!

Dawn: HE'S SLICING HIS HEAD WITH IT!

Serena: OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE BRAIN?!

Ash: HOLY POKEPUFF! THAT'S HIS EYEBALLS

Serena: Even when you swear you need to bring my signature food in? 😑

Bonnie: Big bro, what was it?

Clemont: DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES!

Bonnie: *opens her eyes* What was it- OH MY ARCEUS! MY CHILDHOOD!

Ikach: Hehe... nice, I love blood...

Paul: Pathetic...

*an hour of painstaking later*

Jay: So, what do you think?

Misty: MY EYES!

May: I NEED BLEACH!

Serena: EVEN I WASN'T NOT THAT VIOLENT WHEN I WAS A GANGSTER!

Drew: My hair is on the ground!

Red: ...

Ash: I saw Gangster Serena in Jay costume...

Newjin: How could someone I like be that violent?

Jay: You never know me, Nebby, you never know...

Dawn: Goodbye childhood 😢

Bonnie: Can I join? 😢

Iris: What a bunch of kids. I enjoyed it

Ikach: Me too...

Kidney: Why does anything about us has to involve blood?

Jay: I kind of activated my Gangster mode at that time, but since Dark Jay was released, it didn't stay the same, so lucky you 😒

Serena: Let's not dare something like that, ever again!

Kidney: Can we get to the next dare, please? The darkness from that video is compelling us

Jay: So the next dare is... DUCK!

Drew: Where?

Jay: Just an alternate way to say fu-

Kidney: Just let me see the dare!

Jay: Fine! *hands the dare to Kidney*

Kidney: Hmm...

Newjin: ...

Jay: Can anyone teach me how to use this gun? I really need to know!

Kidney: What? You want to shoot the one making that?

Jay: Well, kinda... But it's for my head, actually

Serena: What's so bad about it? The pain will go soon

Jay: FOUR. DUCKING. CHAPTERS!

Dawn: So should we start it now?

Jay: Fine. *walks to Newjin, knelt down* Nebb- I mean Newjin, will you make me become the happiest author of Wattpad and marry me, so we can live forever in a box or whatever? 😒

Newjin: *fainted*

Jay: See? She can't take it

May: Then revive her!

Jay: Fine 😒 *revives Newjin*

Newjin: Oh my god! Yes! *hugs Jay*

Jay: NO KISSING!

Newjin: Whatever, let's get to the marriage

Kidney: Ladies and gentlemen, Pokemons, gangsters, idiots, readers, etc. We gather here today to celebrate the new couple that was *cough* forced *cough* to get married

Jay: Just be fast!

Kidney: Okay. Newjin, Do you want to take Jay as your husband?

Newjin: *blushes* Y-Y-Yes...

Kidney: Jay, Do you want to take Newjin as your wife?

Jay: NO!

Everyone except Newjin and Kidney: JAY!

Jay: Fine. Yes!

Kidney: You may now kiss the bride

Jay: Okay, okay! Hang on! There's one problem always happen to me when I get kissed

Kidney: And that is...

Jay: You see, when I get kissed, I always- *got kissed by Newjin*

Newjin: Done!

Jay: ...

Kidney: Uh, Jay?

Newjin: Did I broke him?

Jay: *fainted*

Serena: What happened? And why is he like that?

Kidney: Oh, I remember! He's always fainted every time he's kissed. *sigh* 10 cubes of ice... gone forever...

Iris: Such a kid!

Kidney: Look, can anyone get me a bunch of ice?

Paul: *hands the bucket of ice*

Kidney: Thanks *pours on Jay's neck*

Jay: Oh my god, I just dreamed of someone dared me to marry Newjin, and then I fainted

Kidney: Jay, it was real...

Jay: Damn it!

Newjin: Flynnie, you okay?

Jay: First, we're not staying forever as husband and wife, this will only last in 4 chapters. Second, we were FORCED to get married. And third, DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Newjin: Fine 😒

May: You seem quite worried about it

Jay: The last time I made Ash and Serena married, and as the result, you know what happened

Kidney: Oh, she was preg-

Jay: DON'T. EVEN. SPEAK IT. OUT!

Newjin: But it's only for 4 chapters

Jay: I'm just afraid things will go out of hand...

Gary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Misty: DANG IT GARY!

Kidney: Anyway, let's just stop this. Anything to say, Jay?

Jay: I hate my life...

Serena: I won't feel sorry for him

Dawn: But look at the bright side. NewJayShipping is canon... kind of...

*something falls down*

Kidney: Hey Jay, it's a letter, from PG

Jay: Oh, it's PG the potato

Ash: Seriously, what is PG's real name?

Jay: Ummm, Potato Gonzalez, or in the other way, he's a potato.

Newjin: All of you praise a potato? 😑

Iris: I know. What a bunch of kids

Jay: Anyway, let's read this

Dear Jay,
You failed me! You didn't do as the last dare of the last chapter said. You interrupted when Gary flirted your girlfriend. As a punishment, the next chapter will about BLACK DARE! The dares will be all for you! You will be tortured to dead whether you like it or not!
See you in hell, Jay
Your old friend, the soul of this show
Potato Gonzalez

Jay: DAMN YOU POTATO!

Kidney: So the next chapter will be about torturing Jay?

Jay: I afraid so...

Kidney: Okay, cut the camera. We're done!

So, as the chapter said, the next chapter will all about Black Dare. Send me some dares about torturing and I'll make your dream come true

*sniff* Please, have mercy...