Before this chapter, big shoutout to XxCarloXavierxX . He's doing a Truth or Dare book and I would like some of you to support him.

And also, if you want to see me talk sh*t about life, just check on my rant book

Jay: Ladies, gentlemen, Pokemons and homos. I have a special report today

Kidney: What?

Jay: This research will shock the whole world. This will make Amourshippers go crazy

Newjin: Just show them Rag head

Jay: Whatever Nerd glasses

Serena: Can you guys just stop fighting?

Jay: Hmmmm, nah

Newjin: It's kind of our style now

Paul: Whatever, what is it?!

Jay: So, I did a little research on Lillie

Gary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Misty: DANG IT GARY!

Jay: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN, DAMN IT!

Lillie: I thought this was a PG show

Jay: *looks at PG's grave* PG had sacrificed for this country's innocence 😢

Kidney: RIP PG (2017-2017) You will be forgotten

Newjin: What a bunch of idiots, praying for a stupid PG

Mallow: I know...

Serena: He was talking about something. Shut up Cabbage

Mallow: IT'S MALLOW!

Serena: Whatever you say, Salad ¯\_ツ_/¯

Mallow: I HATE MY HAIR COLOR!

May: And I hate my name

Drew: You said anything, June?

May: NOTHING! *mumbles* Stupid Grasshead

Jay: Can all of you just listen to me for once?!

Everyone else: Yes, Dad! 😒

Jay: What a bunch of naughty children

Gary: He said we were naughty, so does it mean the girls are also... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

All the girls: OAK TREE!

Jay: Listen, Oak tree. You better not make Serena activate her Gangster mode.

Gary: Oh I would like to try it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Jay: WHATEVER! JUST LOOK AT THIS!

Serena: It just a boring Wikipedia page

Kidney: Damn, Mario Odyssey is coming out? Have to buy it!

Ash: Are you trying to advertise something?

Jay: Look at the voice actor. It's Kei Shindo in Japanese

Serena: Why does this name sound... familiar?

Jay: Then I checked Kei Shindo and I found out this

Serena: O.O What?!

Lillie: Oh geez...

Ash: Uhhh...

Kidney: Jay, you mean...

Jay: Yeah. I WAS VOICED BY KEI SHINDO IN JAPAN!

Everyone else: *facepalm*

Newjin: Stupid, as usual

May: You can't find anything else? -_-

Jay: This is a dream come true (ง ⌐■ ‿ ■ )ง

Dawn: Look carefully

Jay: Oh cool, Miette was also voiced by her

Serena: And that's what I want to hear *cracks knuckle* Oh Lillie~

Lillie: W-what?

Serena: *hit Lillie with an uppercut*

Lillie: *ded*

Serena: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, MIETTE!

Kidney: Where did you find those emoji?

Jay: I made some of it myself. Cool huh?

Newjin: Stupid idiot...

Ikach: I wonder what they taste like

Newjin: What is this fat rodent you have?

Ikach: Excuse me?

Jay: Bad idea, Nerd glasses...

Newjin: WHAT?!

Ikach: Now I'm wondering what you taste like

Newjin: HELP ME!

Jay: Hmmmmmmmmmm, no ﴾ ⌐■ ͟ʖ ■ ﴿

Kidney: Another emoji? You know this is not an Emoji showcase show, right?

Jay: You know this show is not for a poop, right?

Kidney: You know this show is scripted, right?

Jay: You know- DAMN IT!

*fourth wall ded*

The readers: FINALLY! GET THEM!

Jay: Kiawe, uses that face you use on Ash!

Kiawe: My master said I shouldn't let my anger out

Ash: Yeah right...😒

Jay: Serena, activate Gangster mode!

Serena: *still stabbing Lillie with a knife*

Jay: Nevermind... We're gonna die anyway...

Kidney: Well, not today!

Jay: Wut?

Kidney: THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO POOPING. KIDNEYONTIC GEAR ON!

Jay: What a stupid name

Kidney: I DON'T CARE! I called this machine the STOPTHEREADERSFROMBREAKINGTHEFOURTHWALLSOWECANHAVEPEACEANDQUIETFORONCEANDWHYTHEHECKISTHISNAMESOLONG 9000

Jay: You do know there is a Space-bar key, right?

Newjin: I'm surrounded by idiots...

Jay: I'm sitting next to a nerd

Newjin: SHUT UP RAG HEAD!

Clemont: At least that machine still keep them out for a while

Kidney: Unlike your stupid explosive machines

Clemont: Hurtful 😢

Jay: *choose a random song*

CHICKEN ATTACK AHHHHHH! CHICKEN ATTACK AHHHHH!

Kidney: WATCH YOUR BACK BEFORE IT FADES TO BLACK

Serena: THEY MIGHT LOOK HARMLESS BUT THEY'LL KICK YOUR NON-CHICKEN ASS

Bonnie: Woah, did you just say "ass"?

Serena: Yeah

Mallow: Who are you mentioning?

Serena: It's you, Cabbage 😎

Mallow: MY NAME IS MALLOW, DAMN IT!

Serena: You are one special vegetable. You have a name that supposed to belong to a human

Mallow: You little...

Serena: I'm older than you, you know?

Mallow: Why don't you look at this?

Mallow: Only Ash can see my butt, alright? Have you showed him yours, hmm? 😏

Serena: 😳 You stupid Salad...

Mallow: At least I still have butt, unlike you

Ash: Well, fantastic. I'm in a triangle now

Serena: OF COURSE I DO HAVE ONE! LOOK!

Jay: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!

Serena: What?

Jay: This is library...

Dawn: What does that even mean?

Jay: Do libraries have some kind of rule like "Don't show your butt in front of the readers"

Gary: I don't think there is 😏

Kidney: *still singing* Go chicken go uh oh uh oh oh...

Jay: I set that song as my ringtone, and my friends are thinking I'm weird now

Kidney: You even have friends?

Jay: Your friends are even real?

Kidney: ... ouch

Jay: Look, this song is stupid. I have to change it

Gary: Keep that. I like the "ass" part

Jay: -_- Anyway, let's start today dare, okay? We do only one today

Kidney: Okay, show us

Jay: *read the dare* Sh*t!

Newjin: You just swore!

Jay: Swearing is life, Nerd glasses.

Newjin: That's it! Can you just give me cooler nickname? Like Prez, for example

Jay: I can. But the nickname I'm going to give you will be very offensive. You still want it?

Newjin: What is it?

Jay: Nebby

Newjin: Sounds cute and normal. I'll take it

Jay: But you can't change afterward

Newjin: Fine! Still better than Nerd glasses

Jay: Okay. *spawn out a bag* Now get in

Newjin: What?

Jay: GET IN THE BAG, NEBBY!

Newjin: To be honest, I would like to keep the first one -_- *

Jay: Nope, too late

Newjin: CHANGE IT!

Jay: How 'bout no?

Newjin: I hate you 😡

Jay: I know *thinking* Just keep on like this, and those readers can forget about making this canon. Brilliant!

Gary: I'm so happy 😢 This room is full of meme

Kidney: Can we just do the dare already?

Jay: Yeah...

Newjin: *fainted*

Jay: *smile but try to keep the pain inside*

All the boys: Uh, can we...

Jay: Yeah, it's a dare anyway *thinking* Do anything too far and I'll shoot y'all in the head

*The flirting session starts*

*Red doesn't say anything but "..." *

*Paul keeps silent the whole time*

*Drew gives a rose, but finds out she's allergic to pollen*

*Cilan tries to be a gentleman, but got rejected*

*Clemont is sweating and panicking*

*Ash tries to flirt, but realizes Serena arranges a gun on his back, ready to shoot any moment*

*Kiawe turns out to be a coward and runs away*

*Sophocles got slapped right before he could speak*

*Kidney wants to flirt but realizes Jay is aiming his gun at him*

Panda: Okay, last but not least... Gary

Gary: *walks toward Newjin* Hey babe...

Jay: *aim his gun at Gary*

Gary: Do you want to go and have some "bonding" time- *got shot, dead*

Jay: Stupid Oak tree...

Newjin: Hey, you saved me

Jay: I just worry about the future, Nebby

Newjin: Stop calling me that!

Jay: Only if you get in that bag

Kidney: I guess he's trying too hard not to make this canon, huh

Jay: Hell yeah!

Kidney: Jay, the readers are angry. You need to, uh, fix their broken hearts

Jay: Is that a reference of a book that got re-categorized in the end?

The readers: Just wait, Jay Flynn. Just wait...