Yep, people. I changed my name and profile pic. Now, let's start

Kidney: So Jay, why am I here again?

Jay: It's been 2 months since I joined Wattpad. I think I should do something

Kidney: Like the title has said?

Jay: *pfff* Yeah right. The fourth wall won't be broken when we're not in the T&D room

Kidney: 😔

Jay: Anyway, I changed my name, man.

Kidney: What is PKM stand for?

Jay: PoKeMon. Just something more specific about me

Kidney: And about the cover?

Jay: Changed

Kidney: Seriously, what's with Serena's face?

Jay: She looks derpy, I have to put it there.

Kidney: Ikach looks like a total badass Pikachu

Jay: Luckily he's not here, or he will start chomping this whole room down

Kidney: Yeah 😅

Jay: Anyway, let's get to the challenge, shall we?

Kidney: First, we have Hardcore and Shyness

Jay: Oh, my first successful book. But it still has some stupid grammar and vocabulary mistakes

Kidney: It's also an "inspired" book, so the original idea isn't yours

Jay: I know 😔

Kidney: But it has a sequel

Jay: Look, that sequel will be suck, I'll tell you that. All I do is recycle the old idea, add some characters and done! Nothing special!

Kidney: But Dark Jay will be-

Jay: NO SPOILER!

Kidney: Uh oh....

Jay: Okay, next!

Kideny: Uh... Body Swap

Jay: Once again, grammar and vocabulary mistakes everywhere. And it was easy to lose interest in that book, so it ended in a rush

Kidney: Not to mention that stupid Kimi No Na Wa cliffhanger

Jay: Yeah...

Kidney: Time for the next one: Robotics

Jay: You mean Clembot with honey blond hair, realistic face and wearing dress?

Kidney: And the fact that Ash made his own Waifu

Jay: Anyway, grammar and vocabulary mistakes, once again

Kidney: Time for the next one: Fixing the Broken Heart

Jay: Ahhh, Yvonneshipping...

Kidney: You seem satisfied with it

Jay: Not really! Grammar and vocabulary mistakes! And storyline was also too unrealistic and delusional!

Kidney: You mean?

Jay: How could Ryan become a total badass gangster while White become a crying and weak girl? I feel like I just messed them up!

Kidney: But I made the cover...

Jay: I DON'T CARE! And the bully's name still remains mystery

Kidney: Oh, her name is Hcaki, I think. You told me about this yesterday

Jay: You mean "Ikach" backward?

Ikach: Is she a Pikachu? I'm so lonely here 😭

Kidney: Whatever you rodent! Last one: Under the Stars

Jay: Oh, the first collab book between you and I

Kidney: So what do you think?

Jay: I DON'T HAVE INTEREST ON HOENNSHIPPING!

Kidney: Well I do...

Jay: EVEN THE REMAKE ON MY ONESHOT BOOK GOT EVEN MORE READS!

Kidney: You just replaced with Amour, that's why

Jay: Whatever... it's suck anyway...

Kidney: I think you need some milk, man

Jay: ALL THESE BOOKS ARE STUPID! WHO IS THE STUPID IDIOT MAKING THOSE?!

Kidney: Uh.... you

Jay: OH JUST SHUT UP POOPHEAD!

Kidney: Look, Ikach, cut the camera before Jay goes apesh*t all over this place

Ikach: *eating the camera* Sorry, taste like beef, though

Jay: MY FCUKEN $6999 CAMERA!

Kidney: Can you just say $7000?

Jay: WHICH IS MORE STUPID? MY BOOKS OR THE FACT THAT FAIRY CAN BITE DRAGON?!

Kidney: Both?

Jay: And what kind of idiot would name himself "Jay"?

Kidney: You, and always be you

Jay: THAT'S IT! IKACH WILL BE IN CHARGE IN THE NEXT 100 CHAPTERS! SO HE CAN EAT THE READERS IF HE WANTS TO

Ikach: Actually I'm kinda on a diet here...

Jay: OH YEAH? THEN DARK JAY WILL BE IN CHARGE IN THE NEXT 9000 CHAPTERS!

The readers: NOOOO! ANYONE BUT HIM!

Jay: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?!

Kidney: Jay, think about your Wattpad future... Think about the children in the world...

Jay: BECAUSE OF KIDS, THE KISSING SCENE IN POKEMON HAD TO BE CENSORED!

Kidney: Uh, can anyone get a rope and a chair?

Jay: What?! You want to capture me? Oh please... I'M JAY MOTHEREFFING FLYNN! THERE'S NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

Kidney: Damn it! This room is soundproof?

Jay: LISTEN! THIS BOOK IS DREADFUL, JUST LIKE HOW I SPENT 15 YEARS IN THIS DESPICABLE AND SUFFERING PLANET!

Ikach: I womder what that planet taste like...

Kidney: What about cockroaches?

Jay: OH PLEASE! COCKROACHES AREN'T SCARY.... at least until they fly

Kidney: Jay, don't break the rules. The Wattpad's rules

Jay: Do I look like someone who actually give a duck about rules?

Kidney: Duck? Where?

Jay: Great, I'm sitting with an idiot.

Kidney: Why do I feel like Dark Jay is here...?

Jay: Dark Jay is busy now. He's going to appear as the leader of Lunar- DAMN IT NO SPOILER!

Kidney: Great, you just set your career on fire

Ikach: I should be the main host at first place

Jay: Author power comes with great responsibility... *talking about author power*

Kidney: This... is going nowhere

Jay: THAT'S IT! THIS SHOW IS OUT! PEACE! *grabs chainsaw*

Kidney: Jay, stop, STOP!

*The host is going apesh*t, please stand by*