Jay's life secrets
*in the male hosts meeting room*
Kidney: Woah, what happened to you, man?
Jay: *covers with bruises, blood and cuts* I was chased by Serena, and I think we have broken all of the equipments inside the T&D room
Kidney: That's what you get for calling her Butthead in the last 3 chapters
Jay: THAT WAS DARK JAY!
Kidney: And also for teaching Bonnie how baby was made
Jay: THAT WAS ALSO HIM!
Kidney: Anyway, we have something to do in this room
Jay: What is it?
Kidney: I think it's time for the question I've prepared for you
Jay: For what?
Kidney: This book has reached 2.5k reads, so I think this will be a little gift for the supporting from the readers
Jay: I thought you made a 2k reads vote
Kidney: We will announce in March 18th.
Jay: I think I need to check it
Kidney: NO! You will ruin the surprise 😏
Jay: I don't like that face you made...
Kidney: You know, I did a little "check" and I think your future won't be beautiful, Jay 😏
Jay: That face again...
Kidney: Anyway, let's start the questions
Tell me all the nicknames you have received so far
Jay: Okay, here we go, I guess. Let's see...
Airhead (from some of the girls in my class)
Pervy Jaysie (from my best friend because of how dirty-minded I am)
Rockhead (given by my crush because of how dense I am)
Flynnbogason (this was given when my friends saw a soccer player named Finnbogason)
Jay Flynn MTP (this is based on a singer in my country. I think he quite popular to many countries)
And the worst of all, Flynnie-boy (given by my class and my teacher)
Kidney: Is that so, Flynnie-boy?
Jay: I swear to god if anyone of the readers spit out that name, I will... I will...
Kidney: You will what?
Jay: I WILL FINE ALL OF THEM! (guess whose catchphrase is)
Kidney: Anyway, next question. I think all the readers want to know this
Who is Dark Jay based on?
Jay: Dark Jay is actually the face of all the Amourshipping haters, that's why he is opposite from me
Kidney: So that's why Dark Jay insulted the last name "Yvonne"
Jay: Yeah, I have a brother who always talk trash about "Yvonne"
Kidney: And who is it?
Jay: Uh, you. Dark Jay is actually the dark side of you
Kidney: Uh, I, erm
Jay: Anyway, a little spoiler here. Dark Jay will appear in any of my books. I'm not gonna say which book will be chosen for Dark Jay, just wait and see
Kidney: Anyway, next question
Do you have a girlfriend?
Jay: I... I...
Kidney: Just spit it out!
Jay: *pfff* No, I don't
Kidney: Really, I can see you sweating
Jay: Urghhh, FINE! I used to have one. Her nickname is Newjin. In my class they called us as "NewJayShipping", which I found it kinda ridiculous. However, her family moved to the US and lives there permanently. So I had to end the relationship with her and we just considered as friend. So technically, I'm still available
Kidney: Wow, having a girlfriend and now she has to live in Trump's era. That's sad 😢
Jay: Dafuq are you talking about?
Kidney: Anyway, here's the next one
In one of your books called "Hardcore and Shyness" (first sequel), I can see you used the word "baka" a lot. So how many "baka" inside that book?
Jay: Hmm, I did a little counting when that book was finished, and it was... 23. But I don't remember which chapter has the most
Kidney: Next question
Beside "Hardcore and Shyness", where did you take inspiration for the others?
Jay: Interesting question. So Body Swap was based on a Disney movie called "The Swap", but it also had a little emotion from Kimi No Na Wa, the anime that we ended up crying when we watched it, remember?
Kidney: I hugged you when I was crying...
Jay: WHY DID YOU TELL THAT TO THEM?!
Kidney I thought it was a bro hug
Jay: Just shut up! Anyway, Robotics is based on a book I read before. It was about a girl, who was sold to a doctor as his slave. But he didn't treat her like trash and just took care of her as his daughter. It was a Vietnamese book with the English name: "The girl in rag"
Kidney: Interesting...
Jay: Any question left?
Kidney: There's one, actually
Do you have a YouTube channel?
Jay: Why yes, I do. But that channel is kinda crappy, filled with a bunch of clickbaits and Minecraft, because I was about 11 years old when I made it.
Kidney: *chuckles* Minecraft... Really dude? 😂
Jay: I'm thinking about making a new channels, which focus on song covers, sung by me, and some Pokemon stuffs. If you want to see my real face, just wait until I announce it. And as soon as the new channel gets enough subscribers, I will send my old channel to space
Kidney: Or you just simply just delete all the clickbaits from your current channel and start uploading new one
Jay: Oh...
Kidney: Ok, this is the last question. I think this will bring deep thought to you
When will you stop being an Amourshipper?
Jay: Wait, what?
Kidney: You know, not many shipping survived in a year. So, if this shipping become less popular, will you stop being an Amourshipper?
Jay: Ok, listen. When my oneshot book reaches 1k reads, I will make a oneshot about this topic. It will be deep, I would say
Kidney: Ok, that's all for this chapter. I believe we should get back to the T&D room
Jay: I just hope Serena has calmed down
Kidney: Hope so too, bro
How long will I stay as an Amourshipper, and what's the future for Amourshipping, huh? Interesting...
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