Jay's crush is joining?

Y'all know what is great? Tricking the whole school about Pokemon, singing Anime song without they know it was Anime... Yeah, I did it, and it was great, man!

Anyway, enjoy this chapter

Jay: Alright, people! Time for the vote's result!

Kidney: Is it kinda weird? I mean it's a freakin 2k reads vote and this book has reached 5k already

Jay: I'll make 5k reads vote later. And this time, I WON'T LEAVE IT TO YOU!

Kidney: Whatever...

Jay: So, as I said before, this was a race between Banned Dare and Add Jay's crush...

Dawn: Hopefully it's number two

Jay: Hopefully it's not

Ash: We want to see her back so bad! It's a shame she only appeared in Valentine special

Red: ... (yep, he's back to himself now)

Jay: Oh yeah, Red is no longer positive now!

Mallow: I kinda miss Positive Red

Serena: You like him, Cabbage head?

Mallow: No, Bush head

Serena: You can leave Ash to me. I'll take care of him

Gary: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Misty: Really Gary?!

Ikach: Geez, what a bunch of kids

Iris: THAT'S MY LINE, YOU RODENT!

Ikach: Wanna get eaten, Tarzan?

Iris: No...

Kidney: Ok, the final result is...

Add Jay's crush

Jay: U wot m8?

Bonnie: It's time for me to shine!

Serena: Aww, Author-kun has a girlfriend

May: He must be celebrating deep inside now

Panda: So Jay, what do you say?

Jay: *arrange a gun in my head* GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!

Kidney: *kicks the gun out* NO, YOU HAVE TO BE ALIVE! Literally...

Gary: Great, another girl for me to watch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jay: SHUT UP GARY! SHE'S MINE! I mean... uh oh

Drew: You just admitted it!

Kidney: NewJayShipping will be canon!

Jay: THAT'S THE STUPIDEST NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD!

Kidney: Calm down...

Serena: I wanna see her. Hurry up!

Mallow: Don't rush him, Bush head

Serena: *Gangster mode activated* YA SAID SOMETHING, CABBAGE HEAD?!

Mallow: Uh... nothing!

Serena: *pats Mallow's head* Good cabbage

Mallow: *mumbles* I hate you

Serena: Aww, I love you too, Cabbage *hugs Mallow*

Mallow: BACK OFF!

Jay: I'm starting to hate my own show...

Panda: Don't be like that, we all know you want to add her so badly

Kidney: Judging by the way you snuggle the waifu pillows, I think Panda is right!

Jay: *blush* S-Shut up!

Kidney: Oh, come on. Just add her!

Gary: LET YOUR DREAM COME TRUE!

Jay: This remake of "Just do it" is Trubbish, alright?

Bonnie: Oh come on, do it Jay. Maybe she's a keeper...

Jay: DAMN IT BONNIE!

Ikach: I wonder what she taste like...

Jay: To be honest, I really want Ikach to eat her

Kidney: Why u always lyin...

Jay: Okay, here comes nothing... *claps, Newjin appears*

Newjin: WHY AM I HERE?!

Jay: Oh hey, welcome to hell...

Newjin: WHAT WITH THAT TONE, RAG HEAD?!

Jay: WHAT WITH THAT HORRIBLE CLOTHES, NERD GLASSES?!

*all two of them start arguing*

Kidney: On second thought...

Serena: To make this canon...

Rotom Dex: Will be the hardest job


So yeah, that's the vote result. Happy now?

Now I guess you guys will make a bunch of dares to torture me. Well guess what? That ain't gonna work, alright?! NewJayShipping shall not be canon!

This is the final word! I repeat, DON'T THINK YOU CAN MAKE NEWJAYSHIPPING CANON! It's not Amourshipping, so don't even think about it!


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