Before this chapter starts, I'd like to say something. From now on, all the dares have mature details or unsuitable won't be done or will be adjusted. I just don't want this book to be marked "Mature content' so all the readers can read it

Hope you guys understand, and enjoy the chapter

Jay: *groans*

Kidney: What's wrong, bro?

Jay: I get it... I get it...

Serena: You get what?

Newjin: Finally, he has to admit that I look se-

Jay: Not that, you pathetic human

Drew: You two are married, remember?

Jay: Temporary, Drew. 2 chapters to go...

Panda: Why do I have a feeling he will update 2 fake chapters to make it over?

Kidney: Same here...

Red: ...

Ash: Seriously, Red. What's up with the triple dots?

Red: ...

Gary: What the heck is inside Red's head now?

Red: *starts thinking about his childhood tragedy, how he was forced to bring down mafia*

Jay: Geez, Red did more thing in Kanto than you, Ash

Kidney: All he did back then was giving free Pokemon and crying like an idiot

Ash: What? No, I'm not!

Jay: Do you even remember Butterfree?

Ash: Uhhh... what kind of Pokemon is that?

Misty: *facepalm*

Jay: Anyway, before all of you torture me, I'd like to make an announcement

Dawn: Just tell it

Jay: Someone is joining our show from now on, and Serena, I think you had some "memories" with him

Serena: Please don't say...

Jay: Yeah, welcome back, Dark Jay

Dark Jay: Aaaah! It feels so good to be back!

Everyone else: 😨

Serena: Happy place... happy place...

Dawn: I can feel the pain...

May: R-Ramen w-will p-p-protect us, r-right Ramen?

Kidney: You do know he's dead, right?

May: 😞

Ash: Why do you bring him back? You are crazy!

Jay: Just look at all of these overwhelming comments

Kidney: I think there are still a lot more

Dark Jay: Geez, another Yvonne? This world will be destroyed soon 😕

Panda: Jay, you're okay?

Jay: Why are there so much sarcasm about me? 😭

Serena: What do you mean?

Jay: "The awesome Jay is back, people" 😢

Dark Jay: Heck yeah! My fan base is bigger than yours!

Jay: But I still have more screen time than you, Daray

Kidneh: Daray?

Paul: You named him?

Jay: Yeah. Get it? Dark, Jay, Daray...

Cilan: Your sense of humor is terrible

Jay: I know 😞

Iris: What a kid

Newjin: Can we just get to the dares now?

Daray: Oh hey, lady *winks at Newjin*

Jay: *pretends not to care about her*

Kidney: And that's the thing I'm scared of

Serena: Look, can we just finish this quick? I have something to do in your book

Jay: Which one? The one that you become a robot or the one you will never appear until the middle of the storyline

Kidney: *cough* The Hat-trick Hero *cough*

Jay: Yeah, no one even bother reading it, although it's been published for TWO WEEKS! 😭

Serena: Not that. It's the pathetic book called Robotics

Paul: Since when Serena became me?

Red: ...

Mallow: You're evil, Bush head

Serena: Same as you, Cabbage

Daray: I think it's cool, tho

May: For the first time in humanity history, Daray complimented something

Serena: What? You think FARTING OUT DARK RED WAVE IS COOL?!

Jay: Oh ma gewd 😂😂😂

Serena: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!

Jay: I said "burst" not "fart" 😂

Ash: She's been inside that book for too long that she's starting to lose human knowledge

Gary: Do you need to check if her skin is real? 😏

Serena: You think that's funny, you two? 😡

Kidney: New finding: Serena will fart red wave if she gets mad. Keep that in mind, readers 😂

Jay: OKAY! Enough with all of these farting jokes. Let's start! But first *hands Daray a piece of paper* This is the list of restrictions for you

Daray: Hmm... no swearing, no dirty jokes, no butt jokes, no shouting, no flirting, no insulting the Yvonnes... WHO MADE ALL OF THESE PIECE OF SH-

Jay: LANGUAGE!

Daray: Fine 😒

Jay: *thinking* Soon all of his fans will become mine. I'm such a genius

Kidney: Can we just start now? But this time, I'll read the Black Dares, just in case you're not gonna burn or rip them

Jay: Whatever you say 😒

Kidney: First one. I dare Newjin to be a gangster

Jay: Wait, what?

Ash: You'll understand my pain...

Newjin: YES! BADASS ME!

Serena: I will have a better sister? AWESOME!

Jay: I... I don't know...

Kidney: JUST DO IT, JAY!

Paul: MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE!

Red: ...

Drew: SO JUST DO IT!

Jay: That's not even my dream, and I don't even know what Red said!

Panda: Go for it, already!

Jay: Fine *thinking* I'm coming with you, Arceus *snaps fingers*

Newjin: THE BADASS WOMAN IS IN TOWN, BABY!

Jay: I can feel the upcoming pain...

Newjin: You said something, Flynnie-boy?

Jay: THAT'S NOT EVEN- Oh forget it, fml!

Misty: Hey Newjin!

Newjin: What, Carrot head?

Serena: I'm so proud of my sister...

Gary: I was about to make a joke about her, but I think I should better not to mess with her

Jay: No, Gary. Don't fall in love with her! Hah, reference!

Newjin: You said anything, Flynnie-boy?

Jay: On second thought, nevermind 😒. What's the next dare?

Kidney: Let's see... wait, this is not a torture. This is more like a pleasure

Newjin: Make it quick, Poophead!

Kidney: She never call me that. That's rude, you know? 😭

Ash: You actually know what is "rude"?

Red: ...

Newjin: Do I look like I care about manners? Oh please!

Jay: *thinking* Why does she look... cooler and more attractive all of a sudden?

Daray: Brotha, I know what you're thinking 😏

Jay: *blushes* What? No, I don't think so!

Iris: Such a kid you are

Clemont: Science can't explain the connection between Jay and Daray

Jay: He has the brain of me, so he knows what I'm thinking, including *blushes* "that"

Daray: Anyway, just for the original me not blush like an idiot, what's the dare, Poophead?

Kidney: 😑 I dare Jay to make out with Newjin with infinite amount of oxygen

Newjin: Me with that idiot? God no! He will pass out like last time!

Jay: 💔

Serena: Wow, Jay is broken

Cilan: Newjin, look like you have to... fix the broken heart

Newjin: Another stupid reference?

Gary: We should add some memes for this chapter

Drew: Just go for it, you two!

Jay: It's okay... I'll be fine... really...

Newjin: *walks to Jay* Hey, b-baka

Jay: What? I thought you- HEY!

Newjin: *grabs Jay's collar, lifts him up* LISTEN UP, SEMPAI! I'M GONNA KISS YOU AND YOU GONNA LOVE IT! ANY OTHER WORDS, SEMPAI?!

All the girls: Damn, girl...

Jay: Uh... Can I get a ticket to heaven? I think I'm gonna die... 😨

Newjin: STUPID BAKA! *kisses Jay vigorously*

Jay: HMMMP MMMMP! (Help me!)

Arceus: Nope, bye!

Jay: ...

Gary: Damn, Rag head is having his moment

Mallow: Watch and learn, Bush head. This is what they call "kiss"

Serena: Oh please. You've never kissed Ash before. I did, in the Anime, and it was awesome!

Ash: Yeah, about that...

Serena: What, Ash?

Ash: Your lips didn't even touch mine, so, yeah...

Mallow: That was what you get for kissing him on the escalator. Next time, choose wisely!

Serena: -_- *glows a red aura*

Kidney: Uh oh...

Ash: This scene... is familiar...

Jay: *breaks the kiss* What happe- HMPH! *got kissed again*

Newjin: *kisses Jay* Don't... you... ever... stop...

Kidney: Lucky guy...

Lillie: Serena... what ever you do... Stop!

Serena: *robot mode activated* FEEL THE DARK RED WAVE OF ROBOT SERENA!

Gary: NOT THIS AGAIN!

*Serena bursts out the energy wave, but she doesn't have enough rage. Instead, she farts out a small red wave... literally*

Serena: *blushes madly* Uh, I...

Ash: Serena, did you just...

Serena: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! *crying, running out the room*

Ash: Serena, wait! *follows Serena*

Jay: Geez, I just left in a short period of time and there's trouble already?

Paul: Oh hey, you survived the dungeon of lips?

Jay: There's a key for it: Close your eyes, relax, and enjoy 😌

Daray: My Jay is growing up 😭

Jay: You're not even my dad 😒

Newjin: What do you mean "enjoy"? You screamed like a girl the whole session

Daray: I'll take that back

Drew: Jay really needs some lesson *flips hair*

May: Haha, some of the spots on your head don't even have any hair

Drew: I know. I feel bad, June 😞

Jay: Look. Try kissing a girl who is a dangerous and hardcore gangster then you will understand

Clemont: At least you have a chance to kiss

Jay: Anyway, what happened?

Mallow: Well, Bush head got insulted, so she turned into robot mode and was about to burst out the energy wave of rage. However, she didn't have enough, so that wave turned into... uh... gas, from her butt

Jay: *tries to hold his laughter* I think I understand. I'll make that joke in the next chapter of Robotics, just to make the storyline have more light

Kidney: I blame Mallow

Amourshippers: COUNT US IN!

Mallow: Geez, humans...

Red: So you just admitted you're a cabbage?

Jay: *gasps* Red, did you just...

Red: ...

Jay: Dang it!

Ash: Look, Serena. You don't have to feel bad about it

Serena: I just farted in front of your face. I feel terrible 😭

Jay: Is it wrong that I laugh in sad moments like this? 😂

Everyone else except Ash and Serena: Well...

Ash: No, it's not true. Your fart is... cute

Serena: *wipes her tears, looks up, blushes* R-Really?

Jay: Must. Not. Laugh... DAMN IT! 😂😂😂

Newjin: Jay, you shouldn't!

Jay:  Who are you, the boss of me?

Newjin: *aims her gun at Jay*

Jay: Nevermind

Ash: Yes, your fart is cute, I think

Serena: Oh Ash...

Jay: Great, you two idiots just spoiled the detail of the mext chapter. I have to think of something else. But I forgive you for giving us a comedy romantic show like this

Kidney: Better than Twilight, huh?

Jay: What's better than a boyfriend compliment his girlfriend's fart? 😂

Gary: So far there are too many fart jokes now

Daray: I was about to join in, but because of the stupid restrictions 😒

Jay: And I was supposed to be the spotlight of this chapter, not Amour, damn it!

Daray: My fans are more than you! 100 followers? Oh please, mine is 2k, son

Jay: Oh yeah, where is it?

Daray: Wattpad terminated it. Because I'm too awesome for an author

Jay: Or because you hacked it 😒

Kidney: Okay! Enough with all of these fart jokes! Let's get to the dares!

Jay: Serena, Ash, go back to your seat. AND TRY TO CONTROL YOUR TEMPER, SERENA! ARCEUS, I'LL GET SUED FOR ALL THESE JOKES SOON!

Kidney: Next dare: I dare Jay and Newjin to do 7mins- no, 7 hours in heaven

Jay: O.o

Newjin: Stupid baka...

Kidney: Just... go inside the closet you two

*7 hours later, Newjin comes out perfectly fine. Jay has his clothes ripped off with lipsticks all over his face*

Newjin: What an idiot! He just nosebleed the whole time

Jay: You were too vigorous

Newjin: SHUT UP, SEMPAI!

Kidney: Next dare: Jay can never lie to anyone about his thoughts and feelings

Newjin: So baka, what do you think about me?

Jay: Aaaah, FINE! Good personality, smart, caring, etc

Newjin: *pats Jay's head* Good boy

Jay: *thinking* Just hold it, Jay. Everything will return to normal

Kidney: We have 3 dares left. C'mon Jay!

Jay: Geez, thanks for the encouragement 😒

Kidney: Next one: I dare Jay to relive his worst nightmare: Cannot get married with Newjin and Ash twerking

Jay: Okay, the first one is not exactly a nightmare. It's more like a relief to me. But the second one...

Serena: What? You're scared of my senpai's butt?

Jay: My brain is about to pop like a balloon...

Paul: Feel it, Jay. That's what we have to do the whole time

Daray: But after this chapter, I'll still the star of Truth or Dare

Jay: Hmm, being overpassd by your clone... I'll be fine with it...

Kidney: I dare Jay to spontaneously break into a random AC/DC song at completely random points

Jay: What is AC/DC?

Drew: Why don't you go ahead and find out?

Jay: Okay. So long, sucka

*5 hours later*

Jay: *covered with burn marks and cuts* Hello... people...

May: What happened to you?

Jay: I think I know who they are now. When I was there, they shouted "Thunderstruck", and before I knew it, I got hip by a thunder

Newjin: Awwwww, I don't care

Dawn: Jay is really is a painstaker.

Jay: I know, woman!

Kidney: Ready for the last one, Jay

Jay: You bet, let's do this!

Kidney: I dare Jay to get dunked on by Sans.

Serena: Is that the skeleton who makes bad puns but has the most awesome battle theme?

Jay: ... just... *snaps finger, Sans appears*

Sans: Oh, hey kids. Where am I?

Jay: Welcome to Truth or Dare, Sans.

Sans: Oh, Truth or Dare, or more like, Poop or Bear?

Jay: Your puns are stupid, you know that?

Sans: I know, the fan base told me that

Jay: *thinking* Alright, think fast. What would male him mad?

Sans: Bro, you have a girlfriend?

Jay: Uh, yeah, kinda.

Newjin: Sup

Sans: Wow, bro p, you know, you need a SKELETON of words

Jay: Oh Sans, do you remember Papyrus?

Sans: Yeah, I know. The dumb brother of mine

Jay: Yeah... I killed him

Everyone else except Sans: 😱

Serena: Bad move, Jay... bad move...

Newjin: What a total idiot

May: Oh boy...

Kidney: RIP Jay (2002-2017) Reason of death: Being stupid

Ash: This... is going to be bloody...

Jay: So Sans, how was Frisk? Sans?

Sans: *his eyes turn blank, a blue aura surrounds his body* Jay, can I ask you this question?

Jay: Yes?

Sans: WaNNa HaVE A BaD TimE?!

Jay: Oh sh-

Sans: The birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On day like this, kids like you

Jay: To be what?

Sans: ShouLd Be BurN In HelL! *music plays*

Jay: Well, gotta run *runs out the room*

Sans: COME BACK HERE, YOU DIRTY BROTHER KILLER!

Kidney: JAY, REMEMBER! YOU SHOULD HAVE DETERMINATION!

Dawn: I think he's not gonna come back

Serena: Let's just say goodbye to the readers and go find him

Newjin: Yeah, before that skeleton murders my sempai

Kidney: Anyway, bye, readers!

Everyone else: SAYONARA!