So we all have seen things like "Tokyo Ghoul in 5 minutes" or "Attack on Titans in 9 minutes". But, have y'all ever seen "Fanfics in one page"

Yeah, this will be a mini series for this book. And how will it be? I'll show you this example, "Hardcore and Shyness in one page", also my first Amour book. Enjoy the cringe

The story all started in Vanivile High, one of the most overused school in Amour history, when the girl that-everyone-thought-she-was-the-hero-and-the-star-of-the-book Serena, a "fake" gangster, bumped into a random boy

Serena: What the fu-

Jay: LANGUAGE!

Serena: Fine.

???: Uh oh, I'm sorry. Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

Serena: Can you stop saying that you stupid idi- *the boy looks up* oh...

Ash: Sorry. Did I harm you? Hey, you're mad? Please don't get mad at me. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Serena: (oh my god he looks so cute, I could pinch those cheeks of him. Oh my god, he has muscle. Oh my god oh my god OH MY GODDDD!!!!)

Ash: Uh, hello?

Serena: Yeah, I'm fine.

*Ash got bullied scene*

Serena: Well it's time to bully other kids to get some lunch money and- wait, is there a wrestling match over there? *runs to the scene* Oh no, Ash...

Bully: Now are you going to give us your lunch money?

Serena: HEY! I should be the one who takes his lunch money!

Bully: Oh hey, it's Serena, the girl that I'm sure I'll get beaten up by her

Serena: You know it! Now let the boy go (so I can bully him)

Bully: OK OK! I'LL BACK DOWN!

Serena: Too late, fatso! *delivers a kick to the bully*

Bully: OUCH! *starts crying* I'll... I'LL TELL MY MOM! *runs away*

Serena: And everyone else... FHUG OFF! HE BEAT UP A KID, NOT JUSTIN BIEBER!

Ash: Serena, I-

Serena: Oh my gosh, you have a bruise. Let me check it *checks the arm* (Oh my god I can feel his muscle. Oh my, it's so strong and stiff, oh boy, I like rubbing the bandage on it...)

Ash: Uh, Serena, you're alright?

Serena: Yeah, I'm fine. Now it's my time to bully you

*school bell rings*

Serena: (God damn it)

Ash: What did you say again?

Serena: Ignore it. Let's just go to class, baka

*chapter 2*

Mr. Birch: Ketchum, can you tell me when did World War II begin?

Serena: Uh, aren't you a Chemistry teacher?

Mr. Birch: Fanfic logic. No one care about this anyway. The readers just here to see you two kiss...

Jay: Too soon!

Mr. Birch: Whatever! ASH, ANSWER!

Ash: Shut up Mr. Birch or Bi*ch, come back when you're not a one-chapter-only character

Serena: RIP Mr. Birch's screentime

Mr. Birch: F my life...

*change scene*

???: Hey random girl I met on the street, let me walk you home

Serena: Who are you?

Calem: I'm Calem Xander

*fangirls scream*

Ash: What was that?

Calem: Ignore it! Serena, wanna go?

Serena: Yeah... I wanna go pee. Can you wait here?

Ash: OHHHHH

Calem: Why you little...!

*the scene is censored for heartless violence, good luck finding the uncensored version*

Serena: Hey guys, I- ASH!

Ash: Oh my god, that felt so good getting beaten up by Calem-senpai *sees Serena* I mean OWWWW!

Serena: Are you ok? Let me take care of it (so ai can have an excuse to rub your muscular arm)

Ash: uh, ok (urgh, a girl gonna rub my arm. This will be so weird)

*change scene*

May: Uh, big bro, who's that?

Ash: Oh, that's the random girl I bumped into and she tried to take my lunch money but I got saved by the school bell

May: So it's not a waifu pillow?

Ash: THERE'S NO WAIFU PILLOW!

Serena: HAHAHAHA!

Ash: SHUT UP, RANDOM-GIRL-I-SAW-AT-SCHOOL

Serena: *aims her gun at Ash*

Ash: Nevermind ;_;

May: Why do your school allow bringing guns to school?!

Serena: Meh, no idea. Fanfic logic

Ash: So what's up with the Calem thing?

Serena: You see... well... to be short... basically boys will die if they touch me...

Ash: O.o

Serena: Yeah...

Ash: So why did you let me touch you?

Serena: Because you're special (also by the fact that you have muscular arms which I like rubbing them everyday by pretending to take care of your bruises). But turned out you almost got murdered by Calem

Ash: Nah, I enjoyed it

Serena: Wut?

Ash: NOTHING!

Serena: Whatever you say...

*chapter 3*

Serena: So, wanna tell something about your pathetic childhood

Ash: Oh, yes. My uncle and aunt died from their stupidness, but it's okay because I still have a girl who is just only 14 but has to carry the whole family. She has to take care of me who is 2 years older than her because fanfic logic

Serena: Cool. I'm an orphan, btw

Ash: ...

BORING!

Serena: ... My mom left me for Corn Flakes

Ash: Ok, that sounds more interesting

Serena: Anyway, shall we kiss?

Ash: Herpes....

Serena: Ok (what a loser)

Ash: Anyway, we should sleep now!

Serena: Can I sleep next to you?

Ash: *thinks about "lemons", drools*

Serena: Arceus dang it, Ash

Ash: What?! NOTHING! (I'm a homo, anyway)

*chapter 4*

Serena: *wakes up* (OH MY GOD, ASH'S ARMS ARE HUGGING ME WAIST! Oh my god he looks so damn handsome, oh my god OH MY GODDDDD)

Ash: Huh?

Serena: NOTHING!

Ash: Anyway, what's the plan?

Serena: We'll meet someone

*change scene*

Serena: Meet Gary, the only reason why that book is not PG

Ash: Hai Gary

Gary: Hai who-the-hell-are-you

Ash: It's Ash

Gary: Oh hai Ashy-boy

Ash: (god damn it)

Gary: So, Ash, wanna know how to be optimistic?

Ash: Yeah, how?

Gary: Close your eyes and think about girls

Serena: Don't you dare, Ash

Ash: How could you know ?

Serena: Let's-

Gary: Don't even think about making a reference

Serena: Fine...

*change scene*

Ash: So Serena, why is Gary not your boyfriend?

Serena: He touched my butt...

Ash: Oh...

Serena: Anyway, I gotta go. Bye, Ash

*change scene*

Serena: *grabs her scissors* I'm gonna cut my hair so my senpai will notice me

*chapter 5 (not Valentine special)*

Ash: Hey, is Serena home? She called me over to see something

???: No! Fhug off!

Serena: Alain! That's Ash, my friend!

Ash: Wait, who are you again?

Alain: I'm Alain Yvonne

*more fangirls scream*

Ash: What was that?

Alain: Ignore it

Ash: So Serena- Ohhhh

Serena: So, how was my new look?

Ash: You look like a walking strawberry lollipop

Serena: *aims her gun at Ash*

Ash: YOU LOOK GAY- I MEAN GREAT! GREAT!

Serena: Let's go to my room for no reason, ok?

Ash: Sure (urgh, girl's bedroom's smell... I prefer boy's)

*change scene*

Ash: Wow, your room are so... girly

Serena: Due to the fact that book is PG, I'm not allowed to keep daggers and violent games inside. Anyway, I want to ask you to do something

*change scene*

Serena: OH MY GOD, YES! ASH, DEEPER!

Alain: YOU TWO! THIS IS NOT A LEMON!

Ash: What? I'm just cleaning her ear holes

Serena: *pfff* Some of the readers got pranked because of this...

Alain: Whatever you say

*fangirls scream*

Ash: Seriously, where the heck was that?

Alain: Ignore it!

Ash: Anyway, bye Serena. I'm gonna get beaten up by Calem tomorrow

...

TOO SOON!

*chapter 6*

Ash: Oh hai Calem, what's up?

Calem: I'm gonna beat you up for no reason!

Ash: oh no (HECK YEAH! BEAT ME UP, CALEM-SENPAI! MAKE ME YOURS!)

*Ash got beaten up*

Ash: Oh my gosh, yes... keep going...

Calem: Damn it, Ash *beats up Ash*

Ash: Oh my boy... that feels good... keep going, senpai!

Calem: YOU SHOULD FEEL PAINFUL, DAMN IT!

Ash: Oh my... yes... keep going... oh baby...

Calem: Author! Ash's enjoying it

Ash! Stop enjoying it!

Ash: I can't ...

Calem: seriously -_-

*change scene*

May: SERENA! ASH GOT BEATEN UP FOR NO REASON!

Serena: REALLY?! IS HE OK?

May: His face looks like he was... enjoying it?

Serena: Dang it, my boyfriend is gay

May: You say something?

Serena: IGNORE IT!

*change scene*

Serena: Hey Calem the bus eater, where is Ash?

Calem: I think he loves me...

Serena: Wut?

Calem: NOTHING!

Serena: Ash, what's wrong?

Ash: I HATE YOU FOR NO REASON! STAY AWAY FROM ME (so I can focus on attracting my senpai, Calem)

Serena: But why, Ash? ;_;

Calem: I told you! He loves me!

Serena: SHUT THE FHUG UP, CALEM!

*chapter- oh forget it, I'll use the other way*

Serena: So you want the true answer?!

Ash: Yeah, and be quick! (Calem-senpai is taking a shower and I need to stalk him)

Serena: Ok *kisses Ash*

Ash: (DANG IT! SHE DIDN'T BRUSH HER TEETH. IT'S SO STINKY!)

Serena: So, happy now?

Ash: ... #Herpes4Life

Serena: Uh, Ash?

Ash: What? Yeah, I love you. Is that what people usually say after they kiss?

Serena: The author is controlling us. You can't say that

So Ash Ketchum. You and Serena had broken 1000 fourth walls, but you still ignored it and kept stalking Calem. What so you have to say for yourself?

Ash: Just another day of an Amour fanfic

*Seinfeld theme plays*

Ash: Ehehehehehe

DANG IT! THE FOURTH WALL AND ITS CHILDREN ARE DEAD!

Ash: Look, at least I'm not a son of a dangerous criminal

Alain: Ash, you are a son of a dangerous criminal

Ash: God dang it (So Calem and I are brothers? So that means we can't get married? NOOOOOO!)

Alain: So what are you gonna do now?

Ash: I'm gonna sit in some dark corner and cry like every writers when they hit the writer's block

Serena: Ash, what's wrong?

Ash: Me and Calem-senpai can't get married ;-;

Serena: What?

Ash: I mean- no, i'm a son of a criminal...

Serena: You better cheer up, Ash, or I'll make some more stupid stars quotes

Ash: Ok...

Calem: Don't listen to her, join me! Join the dark side!

Ash: Yes, senpai...

Serena: ASH!

Ash: Fine...

Alain: We hate you, Calem

*fangirls scream again*

Gary: I SAY WE DESTROY XANDER CLAN!

May: HECK YEAH!

Ash: HECK NO!

Serena: SHUT UP, ASH!

Alain: LET'S BRING THEM DOWN TO ASHES!

Ash: WHO MENTIONED MY NAME?!

Serena: NO ONE!

Gary: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!

Alain: I DON'T KNOW!

Serena: FHUG YEAH! LET'S FIGHT THEM!

Ash: WHAT?!

Alain: SHE SAID LET'S FIGHT THEM!

Ash: WHAT?!

Gary: GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS NOT ATTACK ON TITANS! STOP SHOUTING!

Ash: WHAT?!

Serena: HE SAID STOP SHOUTING!

*more random shouts in the background*

Ash: GUYS, I THINK I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF!

Serena: EHHHHHHHH?!

Gary: OHHHH NOOOO!

Alain: YOU WHAAAAAAA...?!

May: POTATOOOOOOO!

Calem: God dang it *hit Gary and Alain*

Gary and Alain: *ded*

Calem: Come see me at my hideout *disappears*

Serena: Well, Ash, you left run away with Gary and Alain. What do you have to say?

Ash: Just another day in Amour fanfic

*Seinfeld theme plays*

Ash: Ehehehehehe

Serena: WE JUST LOST HALF OF OUR TEAM!

*change scene*

Serena: So this is the building. Great job, Ash

Ash: Meh, fanfic logic. All my ways will work

*Serena and Ash get in*

Xander Clan's grunts: INSTRUDER!

*the fighting scene got censored due to violence and blood. You're welcome*

Calem: That's it! I'm gonna explode this buiding, because I can!

Serena: Ash... let me go with you...

Ash: Hmm... fhug no! Leave me and ma senpai alone! *jumps in the base* I'M COMING, SENPAI!

Serena: 💔

Meanwhile, in the base

Calem: YOU AGAIN?!

Ash: Notice... me... senpai...

Calem: Let's beat you up before you turn into a yandere, shall we? *starts beating Ash up*

Ash: Oh my gewd... that feels so goooood....

Calem: Author! Ash's enjoying it!

Ash! Stop enjoying it! Fite him!

Ash: Fine

Think of a way to hype the showdown up!

Ash: (Okay, I know I have to do this)

Ash: DOES SHOUTING LIKE AN IDIOT HELP?!

Calem: MY EARS!

Ash: LET'S SHOUT TILL WE DEAD, ALRIGHT?!

Calem: ASH!

Ash: CALEM!

Calem: ASH!

Ash: CALEM!

This is not Attack on Titans, you two stupid idiots!

Ash: Let's just fast forward to the part I kill you

Calem: You don't have to say more *jumps in a hole*

Ash: SEMPAI NOOOO!

*the base starts collapsing*

Ash: Hey author, this is my last scene, right?

Yeah, so?

Ash: Ok.... GOD FHUGGING DAMN-

*exploded*

Alain: Serena, Ash is gone, and I'm forced to date a girl I accidentally kissed. What would you do now?

*fangirls scream*

Alain: Can all of you SHUT UP?!

Serena: I'mma sit here and cry

Alain: Okay...

*knocks on the door*

Serena: I'll get it *opens the door* ASH!

Ash: Hi- OH SHEIT!

Serena: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! *slaps Ash*

Ash: *ded*

More gently, please!

Serena: Sorry but not sorry

Ash: So, you forgive me now? (I still need to find a way to revive Calem-senpai)

Serena: Ash, I can read your mind, you know?

Ash: Are you trying to make a "Psychic" reference?

Serena: What are you talking about? There's no Psychic reference

Ash: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A PSYCHIC REFERENCE!

Serena: FINE, I WAS MAKING A PSYCHIC REFERENCE! HAPPY NOW?!

*both start crying uncontrollably*

Ash: OH SHEEEEIIITTTT!

Serena: OHHHH MAAAAAA GOOOOODDD!

May: POOOOOTAAAATOOOOO!

Gary and Alain: Wtf

*famgirls scream louder*

Well, in conclusion, all of you destroy 100000 walls, kiss like a bunch of stupid idiots and have signs of gay (I'm looking at you, Ash). Any thing to say?

Ash: Just another day of Amour fanfic

*Seinfeld theme plays, the whole crews laugh*

Ash: Ehehehehehehe...

And that's... is my Fanfic in one page series. I think this is more like a cringe than a serious summary, but... oh well.

Anyway, do you guys like this? Do you want me to do things like this to other fanfics?

From now I'll take any request to do a "summary" for any Amour book, so comment any book you want me to do and I'll work on it (as long as I'm not too lazy to read the whole thing). Keep in mind that the book must be COMPLETED.