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FINALLY! MY FCUKEN ENTRANCE 10 TEST IS DONE! SUMMER TIME! FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM

Ahem... sorry for that... Let's just... get to the chapter, shall we?

Jay: *kicks the door open* LOOK WHO'S BACK! BACK AGAIN!

Ash: Huh? Oh, hi...

Serena: Hey...

Daray: Sup

Kidney: *spinning a Fidget Spinner* Is this all this thing can do? What a waste of money...

Craze: *playing Pokemon* YES! I CAUGHT A RATTATA! I CAUGHT A RATTATA, PEOPLE!

Gary: Now what's actually great about a Rattata!?

Craze: A shiny... Rattata...

Drew: Ok, now that's better...

Jay: *coughs* People... hello?

Serena: OH HI, JAY! DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE!

Jay: Yeah... "didn't see you there"...

Kidney: We should probably start the dare right now

Jay: The thing is... I'm kinda tired today. So... let's just do a Truth and call this a day, okay? (DON'T say I'm lazy! Blame Vietnamese Education system! Their Entrance 10 Math Test made freakin almost all the students cry because of its difficulties! 😒)

Newjin: Well then...

Jay: However, I have one rule for today

May: Please don't say it's another Golden Rule. Remember when you got your arm eaten because of that?

Jay: I SACRIFICED FOR ALL OF YOU STUPID IDIOTS! SO BE THANKFUL AND CALL ME YOUR GOD!

Arceus: Who just pretend to be me!? This... is... UNACCEPTABLE!

Jay: You do know I can completely end your life with "just" a Master ball, right, Mr. God-of-Pokemon-universe-san?

Arceus: YOU SHOULD USE THE WORD "SAMA", YOU UNGRATEFUL HUMAN!

Jay: THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON THAT I HAVE HUGE RESPECT ON AND TOTALLY DESERVED TO BE CALLED "SAMA", AND THAT IS LEVI ACKERMAN! SO SHUT UP YOU HUMAN'S TOOL!

Arceus: YOU... YOU...! 😡

Everyone else: Bad move Jay. Bad move... 😨

Jay: So what are you gonna do? Land Judgement on me!? Go ahead... stupid idiot!

Arceus: I'll... I'll tell my mom! 😭

Kidney: *sighs* What's the rule, Jay-sama?

Jay: The rule is... While I'm answering the Truth, NO ONE can interrupt or make up some random stupid jokes!

Gary: Hey guys, I have new shoes!

Jay: *stabs Gary quickly*

Gary: *ded*

Everyone else: 😱

Jay: AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BREAK THE JAY FLYNN RULE, PEOPLE!

Newjin: Geez... Golden Rule and Jay Flynn Rule... What is next? Kids' Rule? Ha!

Jay: *adjust a knife in Newjin's back* You know I can slay anyone, even girls, right?

Newjin: OKAY OKAY! JUST PUT IT DOWN! 😭

Kidney: Let's just see the Truth for today, okay?

Jay: Oh great! So now people think I'm not a legit human!?

Craze: Well.. judging by the way you act nowadays...

Ash: It's hard to say that you're a real human...

Jay: SERIOUSLY!?

Newjin: OKAY! EVEN IF YOU'RE A HUMAN OR A TURD, I STILL LOVE YOU! NOW CAN YOU PLEASE ANSWER THAT QUESTION!?

Jay: Fine.... Well...

Serena: Hey guys, I just changed my hairstyle. How do I look?

Jay: *adjust a knife on Serena's hair* Hey Serena~~

Serena: 😱 Y-Yes, Jay-sama?

Jay: It would be a shame if this beaaaautiful fluffy short hair turned into a bowl, right?

Serena: Y-Yes... 😨

Jay: THEN SHUT UP!

Serena: 😭

Ash: Boo hoo, you made her cry *pats Serena's back*

Jay: Hey Ash, you do know I'm holding a knife, right?

Ash: What? You're gonna cut my hair or something? Pfft, I prefer being bald...

Serena: Ashy, but I like rubbing your hair

Ash: Legends said if you're bald, you can unleash powerful punches that can demolish mountains

Jay: Ash... that's... that's only in Anime

Ash: I am an Anime character

Jay: Well I... urgh, forget it! F**k you, Ash

Serena: Ash

Ash: Yes?

Serena: SUKI! (Japanese for "I like you")

Ash: ... Tsuki? (Japanese for "moon")

Serena: 💔

Ash: *looks out the windows* Yeah, today's moon is beautiful

Serena: ...

Kidney: MOONZONED!

Ash: What?

Serena: Whatever. F**k you, Ash

Jay: Seriously, since when this room has windows?

Craze: Jay... the Truth...

Jay: Oh yes. I'm a Ghost-type Human. Hear that? HU-MAN!

Kidney: So that explains why he has like 9000 souls and even over...

Jay: But you see, I can even make some Pokemon moves. Watch! *creates a Shadow Ball*

Arceus: SO YOU ARE A POKEMON! FITE ME!

Jay: *holds up a Master Ball*

Arceus: *screams girly, runs away*

Jay: Kids, don't be like Arceus. He's already stupid from the day he was born. He needs a 10-year-old trainer to teach him how to use the right move.

Kidney: Jay, this is not a kid show. You can't just put some "educational lessons" for children at the end of the chapter

Jay: Children should thank me in the future, mate!

Serena: *facepalm* This chapter... is the same of its title. 🐂💩

Anyway, here is the future plan. I'll get back to Robotics and try my best to end it before July 1st, but not in a rush. Oh, and also, I'm working back on Kidneypoop's Amour de Lor. 2 chapters have been published, so make sure to check on his profile if you want to. But now, peace out

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