This is a bit late to say this, I know, but... I just read the news that Konosuba's 2nd OVA will be released in July 24th (Japan) and due to the A/N in the end of Konosuba Light Novel chap 11, there's still hope for its 3rd season. No joke.

And I was wrong about this Anime season, okay? I realized that I started watching... a lot of them (Kakegurui, Aho girl, Koi to Uso,...)

Oh, and I'd like to make this every chapter from now on. I'll give an accurate description about any Anime character in the beginning of each chapter, starting from this one. So... yeah, this is the first one

Ash: *turns away from Serena*

Serena: *shakes Ash* Ash, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that

Ash: Serena... we're not on the same road anymore

Serena: FORGIVE ME, ASH! 😭

Newjin: What happened with them? And what did Serena do wrong?

Jay: Oh that's a long story, filled with pain and embarrassments

Serena: I'M SORRY, ASH! 😭

Ash: WHAT YOU DID WAS UNACCEPTABLE AND COULD AFFECT MY MARRIAGE LIFE IN THE FUTURE!

Serena: 😭😭

May: Okay, what happened!?

Jay: Well... Ash was changing in the bathroom when Serena walked in to take her stuffs, which is also... inside it. He still had his underwear on, tho

Ash: SHE SAW EVERYTHING!

Jay: AT LEAST YOU STILL HAD YOUR UNDERWEAR ON!

Serena: I COULDN'T STOP STARRING AT THOSE PIKACHU HEADS ON IT!

Ash: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN!? 😭

Ash's Pikachu: Pika?

Ash: NOTHING! TOTALLY NOTHING, BUDDY!

Jay: How do you feel?

Ash: I'll never get married again ;-;

Serena: Nah, I'll still marry you in the future

Everyone except Ash and Serena: AWW~

Ash: NOTHING'S CUTE ABOUT THAT 😭

Serena: *pats Ash's back*

Jay: Talk about Pikachu-printed underwear, let's start our dares today, shall we?

Paul: What does Pikachu-printed underwear even do with dares? 😑

Lana: Hey I have a Z-ring!

Jay: NO ONE CARES!

Poophead: SUN AND MOON ANIME IS BETTER THAN XY ANIME! (That's what he said irl. Literally. Just his opinion, tho :/)

Jay: Haha. Good one 😂😂😂

Satoshi Tajiri: I'LL ADD SOME TRAPS IN THE SUN AND MOON ANIME FOR VIEWS! (For the "trap" part... um... you have to understand it in Japanese way)

Jay: YOU...! Actually that's not a bad idea

Newjin: Anyway, I have another dare for you boys and it's gonna be very adorable 😉

Jay: Can you guys stop winking for once? 😑

Newjin: Nope. I dare every boy to have their own chibi version to reveal their secrets

Serena: Aww~

Dawn: That will be very kawaii~

Clemont: Which? Our chibi or our secrets?

Jay: HEY, DON'T THINK THAT I'LL--

Newjin: IF YOU DON'T, I'LL REVEAL TO EVERYONE WHAT YOU DID WITH AKABANE KARMA'S CARDBOARD CUTOUT

Jay: You-

Drew: So... Jay... will you...?

Jay: *sighs* This is it, boys. Over 100 readers will know our deepest secrets *claps his hands*

(For anyone who is still confused, this is an example for chibi)

Chibi Ash: HEY! HELLO WORLD!

Serena: Aww~ *pokes Chibi Ash's cheek*

Chibi Ash: Oi, stop that

Serena: LET ME POKE IT!

Chibi Ash: This girl is terrifying 😱

Ash: ikr...

Misty: Wow, Gary, your chibi is so perverted that I want to smack him so bad! *points at Chibi Gary who's still looking at her b-u-t-t*

Gary: Just like his master 😒

May: Geez, Chibi Drew is just... urgh... arrogant 😒

Chibi Drew: Whatever you say, June

May: And also so damn rude!

Dawn: At least he's unlike Chibi Paul

Chibi Paul: *sitting and being silent like Paul*

Clemont: Mine is... surprising he's even more creative than me

Chibi Clemont: *just finished building a machine* Done! But sooner or later, it'll explode anyway

Clemont: Do you have to spit out that painful truth? 😔

Newjin: But after all. Chibi Jay is... I don't know what to say

Chibi Jay: *sitting in a corner, reading manga*

Jay: *walks to him* O-Oi! This is not a good time!

Chibi Jay: Heh? Isn't this what you do when your girlfriend comes to your home?

Jay: I know- I mean I don't, but... GAHH!

Chibi Poophead: HAHA! Just look how pathetic he is!

Poophead: Why does my chibi vers also have a stupid name tag!? 😑

Craze: Why don't I have one?

Jay: Can't you see that anyone who has it also has a girlfriend? That's the main reason for this dare!

Craze: Should I be happy or sad for the fact that I'm single?

Newjin: Anyway, here's the questions that I've prepared for the chibi

Jay: She prepared the questions, so I suggest you boys to prepare for the upcoming pain, as well

Newjin: For Ash, be real, do you find Mallow's cooking good or bad? Be honest!

Ash: HAHA! OF COURSE NOT! I-

Chibi Ash: OH HELL YEAH! THAT COOKING IS WAY TOO DELICIOUS!

Serena: *turns to Ash* Huh?

Ash: OI! DON'T YOU-

Chibi Ash: But not only Mallow, I'm so lucky to eat the food made by Lana, as well! SO DAMN TASTY!

Ash: U-Uh... Serena... this is not...

Serena: *stands behind him* Hey Ashy~

Ash: *turns around* Y-Yes, Serena-sama?

Serena: How about you come here with me. I have something to discuss with you~

Ash: U-Uh, Serena, I--

Serena: NOW! *drags Ash to a room*

Jay: Hmm... I heard some drill and hammer's sound, but... he'll be fine ^_^

Newjin: Anyway, this is for Gary. Is your heart really just for Misty?

Gary: OF COURSE IT IS! I'D NEVER-

Chibi Gary: Talk about heart, I don't know how my Kanto and Johto harems are doing...

Gary: DAMN IT! YOU LITTLE...!

Misty: Kanto harem, huh? *walks out the room*

Poophead: Gary, Misty is going to take an iron mallet, so you'd better run RIGHT NOW!

Gary: RUN? WHERE? SHOULD I JUMP OFF THE WINDOWS!? OR SHOULD I JOIN ASH BECAUSE SERENA DOESN'T HIT AS HARD AS MISTY!?

Ash: *screams inside the room* SERENA, PLEASE STOP ASKING ME WHAT'S 1000 - 7! YOU'RE SO CREEPY RIGHT NOW!

Serena: *screams* I'M JUST GONNA MAKE YOU HALF DEAD, OKAY? I'LL BREAK 103 OUT OF 206 BONES OF YOURS!

Jay: Gary, just accept the upcoming punishment. You'll be reborn soon

Gary: DA HELL!?

Misty: *holding the iron mallet* Hehe...

Gary: fml...

Newjin: Anyway, this question is for Drew

Drew: June... just kill me already

May: Huh? Why?

Drew: That stupid little version of me will spit out any painful truth soon

Chibi Drew: Don't lose hope on me

Drew: I already lost it...

Newjin: Has Drew ever dated anyone with any month of the year as her name?

Chibi Drew: Well I-

Drew: *lies down, screaming* JUST DO IT, APRIL! FREE ME!

May: I don't know, but I'll stuff a crowbar in your heart soon, okay? 😉

Newjin: This question is for Paul: Have you ever-

Paul: *lies down* Dawn, goodbye. I'll precious my existence on Earth until now

Dawn: *crying* DON'T GIVE UP THAT EASY, PAUL!

Newjin: Have you ever starred at Dawn's butt when you're with her?

Chibi Paul: *thumb up*

Dawn: Paul, that "thumb up" of your Chibi vers has marked the end of your life

Paul: *smiles* I already knew that

Newjin: Anyway, this question is for Clemont

Clemont: Nah. I'm not scared

Jay: I can transfer Korrina to here, you know 😏

Newjin: What is the most important machine you've ever made?

Clemont: Oh that's easy. It's--

Chibi Clemont: It's the machine that I used to practice kissing Korrina, or my little Korrina-kissing simulator

Jay: Oooohhhh 😏

Clemont: *blushes, carries Chibi Clemont away*

Chibi Clemont: I'm a good boy, right? I'm a good boy, right?

Clemont: ... I'll put you in a blender tonight...

Newjin: So the left remaining is... Jay and Poophead

Jay: OKAY! I THINK IT'S GETTING LATE NOW! WE SHOULD CUT THE CAM AND-- 😅

Newjin: DON'T YOU DARE!

Jay and Poophead: fml...

Newjin: For Poophead: Have you ever putted Jay's image as your phone's wallpaper?

Poophead: Obviously--

Chibi Poophead: YES!

Newjin: Poophead... We'll eat you today

Poophead: I accept my punishment 😔

Newjin: LISTEN CLEAR! Only I can put his image as my wallpaper, okay!?

Jay: I seriously don't know what to say about this 😒

Newjin: Anyway, the last one... Jay-kun~

Jay: Pfft... Yeah, go on

Newjin: Are you in love with any Anime boys?

Jay: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT!? I NEVER--

Chibi Jay: Oh a lot. Karma, Levi, Yato, Gintoki,... What do you want to know?

Jay: *picks Chibi Jay up* YOU LITTLE...!

Newjin: Oh *stands up* Is that so...?

Chibi Jay: *grins at Jay*

Jay: I hate you... so much

Newjin: *opens the closet*

Poophead: You have 10 seconds to find somewhere safe, Jay!

Jay: Pfft, yeah right. Like I have 125 different kinds of dangerous weapons inside

Newjin: *takes out 125 different kinds of dangerous weapons* Hey Jay~

Jay: OH FU--

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Newjin: So do you see your and regret your sin now?

Jay: H-Hai...

Newjin: But after all *hugs Jay* you can just ask me if you need to feel some love

Jay: Yeah right, like I actually...

Chibi Jay: *jumps up, punches the air* YAAAHOOOO

Jay: LIKE THIS!

Ash: Look like someone is gonna bleed after this 😏

Serena: *stucks another blade in his back* Shut up, Ashy~

Ash: THAT'S PAINFUL!

Serena: Feel the pain, love the pain. Anyway, I'll stuff your stomach with a lot of Pokepuffs soon so you can forget about those Alolan girls' cooking 😉

Ash: Should I be happy or worried about this? 😕

Serena: IF YOU FEEL WORRIED, I JUST HAVE TO BREAK YOUR REMAINING 103 BONES LEFT!

Ash: YAY I'M SO HAPPY! 😭

Serena: THAT'S NOT THE SIGN OF HAPPINESS!

Ash: THAT'S THE TEARS OF JOY, SERENA! TEARS OF JOY! 😭

Jay: Since when Serena turned into such a Yandere like that?

Newjin: *whistles* I know nothing~ 😙