*sighed* The vote will end with a tie, won't it
Well, I make up my mind. I will make bloopers, then Banned Dares tomorrow. That's much satisfied now.
Okay, here we goes

*beep*
Serena: Can anyone tell me how I made Ash blush (so I can do it again)?

Panda: Well, that's....

Kidney: A bit cringy

Jay: I'll tell anyway. It's the best to let them all out

Serena: So what happened?

Jay: So I made you become a pervert. Then you took my glasses, wore it, walked to Ash, but also swayed your hips in front of him. You sat on his lap and asked if he wanted some "personal lessons". Then you took off my glasses and started doing some very "disturbing" thing with it. The last part is too sexual for a PG show, so I can't tell it

Serena: *looked at Ash, blushed* Ash, did I do that?

Ash: *nodded, blushed*

Jay: So, wanna do it again? *offered the glasses*

Serena: *blushed madly* EEEEK! NO!

Kidney: Why don't you wear it, Jay?

Jay: I'm scared of any "additional effects"

Ash:....... I still like Serena Sensei though

*beep*
Newjin: Serena, you have any idea for making Jay notice me?

Serena: Why, he's dense?

Newjin: SO . FRICKEN. DENSE. Even more than Ash (That's true. I have to admit it)

Serena: Well, people said that "The best way to get to a man's heart is through his stomach"

Newjin: Yes! Thanks Sere

*after a while*
Newjin: Hey Brat Dope! What do you think? I make for you

Jay: *stared at the food* THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING?

Newjin: Wait wut?

Jay: GOD DAMN IT, I'M ON A DIET! THIS THING CONTAINS TOO MANY FAT!

Newjin: Oh, uh, sorry. *glared at Serena* See you in hell, honey head

Serena: *laughed nervously*

*beep*
Jay and Kidney: *arguing about who will read their dare*

*5 minutes later*

Jay: I'm sorry

Kidney: Me too

Jay: I feel it too, man

Kidney: I love you

Jay: HOMO! *stabbed Kidney's head*

Kidney: *dead*

Jay: Seriously, can I just go through one chapter without killing you?

May: So my 3rd lover is gay. I see...

*beep*
Kidney: Ok, this time, I read mine

Jay: Okay, tell me what's your dare

Kidney: *whispered to my ear*

Jay: Oh my god....

Kidney: What? Too offensive?

Jay: It just, for the first time in human history, we finally have something in common

Kidney: I know, bro. Hug me

Jay: No, bacteria!

*beep*
Ash: All of you shut the funk up, please?!

Jay: HEY! LANGUAGE!

Ash: Yes, dad *rolled his eyes*

Jay: Awww, thank you, son

Ash: Where's mom?

Jay: Who do you mean?

Ash: Newjin

Jay: Wanna die at the age of 10, son? *about to stab Ash's head*

Ash: OKAY! I'LL BEHAVE. DON'T ABUSE ME!

Jay: I'm gonna be sent to jail soon

*beep*
Jay: Okay, we need to think of an intro

Kidney: How about you run in and shout "I'm your host, KillerKeemstar"?

Jay: No, it's copyrighted

Kidney: I don't care. KEEMSTAR FOR PRESIDENT!

Jay: Are you fcuking retarded?!

*beep*
Jay: *reading other Truth or Dare book* Geez, what's up with the 7 minutes in heaven thing? Like everyone seems to enjoy it

Serena: 'cause it's fun. And I got to do that with my Ash 😊

Ash: Yeah, great time...

Jay: Jesus, and why Amour is always the target?

Kidney: Maybe the readers want to see what they'll do 😏

Jay: Did you just say "the readers"?

Misty: Oh no...

Drew: Welp....

Paul: Pathetic

*fourth wall broken*

Jay: Welp, sh!t. TAKE COVER!

The readers: THIS. IS. SPARTAN!

Jay: WHY ALWAYS ME?!

Ash: TAKE MY HAND, HONEY CAKE!

Serena: ARE YOU REFERENCE ME AS FOOD?!

Paul: I'M TOO COOL TO DIE! *tried to climb on the wall in panic*

Dawn: Wow, that's new...

May: LET'S GO, RAMEN!

Ramen:........

Drew: THAT'S RAMEN SACRIFICE FOR US. COME ON JUNE! *took May's hand*

May: NUUUU! SEMPAI RAMEN!

Iris: WHAT A BUNCH OF KIDS IN THIS ROOM!

Cilan: THE TASTE OF THIS SITUATION IS SO HARD TO JUDGE!

Clemont: I STILL NEED TO CONFESS TO KORRINA!

Korrina: WHAT?!

Clemont: NOTHING!

Bonnie: I'M TOO CUTE TO DIE

Misty: WHERE'S MA MALLET?!

Gary: *tried to think of a perverted banter but he can't*

Kidney: WHERE'S MY MAY?!

May: FAT CHANCE!

Panda: *said a bunch of panic lines in French*

Newjin: I NEED TO CONFESS TO JAY!

Jay: Said wut, Wicked witch?

NEWJIN: NOTHING YOU DENSE ROCKHEAD!

*beep*
Kidney: Remember the time we played Truth or Dare on Messenger

Jay: Yeah, you dared me to leave Serena's face as my Facebook profile's avatar and upload May's picture with a caption "I love May" on Instagram. I still remember it as hell

Kidney: What do you mean? You also dared me to leave May's face as avatar and uploaded a status read "I slept with May". I was broken from inside

Jay: Whatever

Kidney: But I still love you tho

Jay: BACK OFF!

*beep*
Kidney: *sleeping*

May: Can someone wake him up? It's time

Dawn: Why don't you do it?

Drew: I REJECTED!

Jay: Nevermind, let it to me *walked to Kidney, shouted* KIDNEY, JUSTIN BIEBER IS HERE!

Kidney: *woke up* WHERE, WHERE MY JUSTIN?! TAKE MY BABY JUSTIN!

Jay: Work every time

*beep*
Newjin: Bye guys. I'm going to the US

Jay: Wait! *hugging Newjin from behind*

Newjin: *blushing*

Serena: Ooooh, NewJayShipping is going to be canon!

Newjin: Yes, F-Flynnie?

Jay: You left this *leaned in Newjin's face*

Newjin: *blushing madly*

Dawn: Here it is

May: Waiting too long for this

Jay: *handed Newjin's bag* WHERE THE HECK YOU THINK YOU'LL GO WITHOUT YOUR BAG, WOMAN?

Newjin: What?!

Kidney: Well...

Panda: That's quite... unexpected

Gary: Jay is turning in Ashy boy

Serena: I know your feeling, Newjin

Newjin: Whatever. Get lost, Brat Dope! *left the room*

Jay: So long, WICKED WITCH!

Serena: Jay, she loves you. What the heck?

Jay: What is love? Can I eat that?

Serena:..... Nevermind

Iris: What a kid

Misty: No wonder he's still available

*beep*
All right, that's all. Leave any truths or dares, could be more than one if you want to. Banned Dares coming out tomorrow, so make sure you clean your brain before that. Keep requesting to add yourself as a special guest, or any character.