Yep. When you asked for just 15 votes and people were like: "No you deserve more than that. Here, have 20" 😂

Well... the deal is the deal anyway. Here it is (god damn it, why? Just... why...?)

There are like 9 lolis in those. Just put me in jail already 😂

Anyway, in that list, Rem won "Best Girl" in Crunchyroll Anime Award 2016, while Uraraka and Megumin were the runner-ups

This list can be changed in the future. So if you have any question why I pick this or that girl, just ask. (But I think I'll just simply answer "she's cute" or "she's awesome" anyway) 😂

Oh, and this is not in an order. But I'm not gonna reveal the ranks in the future because you guys will probably shout at my face or kill me anyway xD

Okay, without further or do, I give you... bluupers

*beep* (why do we use 'beep', anyway? Why not 'peep' or 'boop'?)

Ash: Hey Gary, I have something to ask

Gary: What, Ashy Boy?

Ash: Well... I've... been... in love with Serena for a long time

Jay: Holy god, so you're pretending to be dense all these times? I'm so proud of you, mate

Gary: So what?

Ash: I need you to help me practice asking her to be my girlfriend

Kidney: Pfft... loser...

Jay: Oh just shut up! That's his problem. You shouldn't be like that

Gary: Uhh... okay

Ash: YES!

Gary: *does a girly pose* Pretend I'm Serena, okay?

Ash: *vomits*

Gary: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Jay: (I might have nightmares after this...)

Ash: Whatever. Here I go!

Gary: *mimics Serena's voice* Go on, Ash

Ash: (This is so creepy in many angles...) Uh... Ga- I mean Serena. I... I...

Serena: *steps in while talking to Dawn* And that's why yaoi is the best religion of Anime history

Ash: *shouts at Gary* (take note that both Ash and Serena didn't notice each other) I LOVE YOU! CAN YOU BE MY GIRLFRIENDS!?

Jay: Oh... my... god....

Serena: *jawdrops* D-D-D-Did Ash just...

Everyone else: Rainnnnbowwww

Ash: What? What are you guys talking about?

Jay: *whispers* Look behind you...

Ash: *turns around* Oh hi Sere- Oh...

Serena: Ash... So this is your true face, huh?

Ash: Serena, I-

Serena: I'll be going now. Just meet me when I'm standing on the bridge's barricade. Byeeeee... *walks out like a ghost*

Ash: SERENA, WAIT! *starts crying*

Gary: Uh...

Jay: Boneheads...

*beep* (after 1 hour stopping Serena from jumping off the bridge)

Ash: Serena, I-

Serena: DON'T TALK TO ME, GAY BOY!

Ash: IT'S JUST A PRACTICE! 😭

Kidney: Actually that's a nice nickname for Ash. And it's not a practice, btw

Ash: BUT I'M INNOCENT. RIGHT JAY?

Jay: *sniff* *sniff* The yaoi smell inside this room is so strong...

Ash: NO IT'S NOT! GARY, TALK TO THEM!

Gary: *punches the wall* THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!

Ash: YOU'VE BEEN PUNCHING THE WALL FOR 1000 TIMES! STOP THAT!

Kidney: YEAH! STOP THAT!

Ash: Woah... you're protecting me?

Kidney: NO! I JUST COMMANDED HIM TO STOP DOING THAT! YOU THINK PUNCHING THE WALL CAN PROVE THAT YOU'RE REGRETTING FOR BEING GAY! QUIT THAT NONSENSE!

Ash: YOU GUYS AREN'T HELPING! 😭

Jay: Hmm... if someday Ash runs around the street, holding a sign written 'gay is bae', I won't be surprised... 🤔

Ash: YOU TOO!

Gary: *punches the wall* THIS IS MY FAULT!

Ash, Kidney, Jay: STOP PUNCHING THE WALL!

Serena: What? It's just a wall 😒

*beep*

Ash: Hey people! I'm going to win all the trials in Akala island. Wish me luck!

Jay: Akala island, huh? *starts thinking about Lurantis* *tries to hide his laughter*

Ash: What!?

Jay: Ash, if you meet Lurantis, good luck. You'll need 5 episodes for that 😂

Dawn: Or 6

Paul: Or 7

Kidney: Or zero...

Jay: Damn, good one, Kidney 😂

Ash: ... I hate you all

Everyone except Ash: We hate you, too

*beep*

Jay: *reading something*

Kidney: Watcha doin'?

Jay: Don't use that line to flirt me like that girl with a triangle-head boy

Kidney: I'm just kidding. So what are you doing?

Jay: There are some readers asked me to add Gladion, but I'm not sure because this room is packed

Kidney: I think you should, anyway

Jay: But... the yaoi smell would get heavier...

Ash: I HEARD THAT!

Jay: Beside, we don't know where he can sit. Maybe... on the edge on a table?

Kidney: Why?

Jay: So we can create a... Double-Edge. Eh, eh?

Kidney: You have a terrible sense of humor

Jay: I know 😞

*beep*

Serena: Hey Jay, what character or personalities I will have in that humorous Amour book of yours?

Jay: Hmm... I can't tell. It will be a spoiler for the readers

Serena: Just tell me, anyway! Even how bad it is!

Jay: Okay... you will be... a catgirl who is a lazy and likes eating

Serena: Uh oh...

Jay: You can be very annoying and whinny

Serena: NO I'M NOT!

Jay: Oh, and in battle, if it has in the book, you have terrible fighting skill and always be used as a final item, or let's jaut say they just throw you when you're a cat and hope for the best

Serena: BUT I'M NOT 😭

Jay: Wanna hear more? I have a list right here!

Serena: NO! *runs out the door while crying*

Craze: Wow, good one, Jay. You scared her to death!

Jay: You know I'm not a kind of person who likes making jokes, right?

*beep* (Anyone who has ever watched Eromanga-sensei will understand this)

Jay: *watching the mentioned Anime on his phone* Oh my...

Newjin: Hey Jay, what are- WHAT DA F**K ARE YOU WATCHING!?

Jay: *turns around* I-I-I-It's just an Anime!

Newjin: NO! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS! *takes away his phone*

Jay: BUT THAT'S FOR 14 AND OVER! 😭

Newjin: YOU CALL THIS 14 AND OVER!? NO MORE ANIME FOR YOU, MISTER!

Jay: DAMN IT!

Kidney: *watching the scene* You see the importance of reading the description first, now? 😑

*beep*

Ash: *cuddles with Serena* I love you~

Serena: *cuddles with Ash* I love you, too~

May: Hey Drew. It's been so long since the last time we cuddled, right?

Drew: We haven't even cuddled since we started dating. What do you mean?

May: Oh c'mon. Just try this one

Drew: *sighs* Fine... *starts cuddling with May*

May: Yay!

Drew: Hey April. Your hair smells so good

May: (He called my name wrong, again 😑)

Drew: June, your skin is so soft

May: (that grassy perv...)

Drew: Your eyes are so beautiful, July

May: (Okay, this is new. Who the F is July?)

Drew: I could stay like this all day, August

May: (Wait! August? Has he been... dating with someone else?)

Drew: I like your breath, January

May: (January? JANUARY!? WHO THE F ARE THOSE GIRLS!?)

Drew: What are you thinking, May?

May: (THAT'S IT!)  *stomps Drew to the ground*

Drew: *spits out a broken tooth* WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

May: YOU LITTLE! JULY!? AUGUST!? JANUARY!? MAY!? WHO THE F ARE THOSE GIRLS!?

Drew: ... You know what? Just... kill me already...

*beep*

Newjin: Hey Jay, I've been thinking

Jay: About what? How heavy you are?

Newjin: For god sake! No! Well... why haven't we... kissed? 😳

Jay: You know? I think if we kiss, meteors will strike down Earth, forests will be burned, even dinosaurs will come back to life. Can you see how dangerous it is?

Newjin: Or in the other words... you're a bad kisser who always bites my lips every times we do that

Jay: Yep (God damn it! She struck my black heart! 😭)

*beep*

Kidney: Hey guys, I've just found a horror story! Wanna hear that?

May: Oh sure. Go ahead. You won't nail that, anyway

Kidney: Okay. *turns off all the lights, uses a flashlight to to light under his chin* There was the last man of the world sitting in his room. Then, there was a sound of someone knocking outside the door

Everyone except Jay: *shivers*

Jay: Pfft. And?

Kidney: The man thought in his mind: 'Oh, that must be the pizza delivery guy'

Misty: WHAT THE HELL? PIZZA DELIVERY?

Kidney: Then he thought again: 'No. God might have sent me a waifu to be a friend for me'

Craze: SERIOUSLY?

Kidney: But the man shook his head and thought: 'No. I must be wrong. Maybe Kaneki Ken was sent to me to be my protector

Jay: Wait, what? *starts shivering* 😨

Kidney: So the man stood up, went to the door and reached for the knob

Everyone except Kidney: *shivering*

Kidney: It appeared to be... Koro-sensei!

Craze: YOU CALLED THAT A HORROR STORY!?

Dawn: NICE JOKE, POOPHEAD!

Newjin: EVEN JAY WILL LAUGH AT YOUR FACE FOR THAT

Jay: *shivering* No... he's not kidding. That story... is creepy as hell!

Newjin: Eh?

Jay: All I know is Brain's Base will kill us for sure, after they sue us for copyright infringement! 😱

(Assassination classroom's maker is Brain's Base)

*someone knocks the door*

Everyone: 😱

Jay: C-C-Calm down, guys! I'm sure it's just Koro-sensei

Kidney: But... Koro-sensei only has tentacles...

Jay: So... 😨

*the knocks get louder*

Ash: I'm gonna die here without getting pass the number 10

Jay: Shush! I'll go check it

Newjin: Good luck, Flynnie

Jay: *shivers* (The nickname she gave me is even creepier than the knock on the door...) *walks slowly to the door* U-U-U-Uh... hello?

???: Hey, it's us

Jay: Us... who...?

???: THE FOURTH WALL BUILDERS!

Jay: Heh? Nani?

Builders' leader: We've finished fixing the wall! The price is $99999, Mr. Flynn

Jay: *making a dunce face*

The leader: It was hard, you know? Keeping those readers outside the wall was so difficult!

Jay: *nods*

The leader: All we want is the money! Are you even listening?

Jay: *keeps silence*

The leader: Btw, you still owed us $10000 from previous fixing we did! So pay us already!

Jay: *walks back to the group*

The leader: OI! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?

Jay: *sits down* Sorry, guys. Just a bunch of drunk cats scratching the door while speaking English

Newjin: Aww~ I love cats~

Jay: YOU DON'T! NOW SIT STILL AND KEEP TELLING GHOST STORIES OR SOMETHING!

Kidney: You're okay?

Jay: NO! FIRST, STUPID ASH JUST SANK THE SHIP BY BEING GAY! THEN I GOT BANNED FROM WATCHING ANIME! WILL THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE!?

Newjin: It's because you were watching that weird anime, anyway 😒

Jay: IT'S A MASTERPIECE!

Ash: *mumbles* I'm not gay... I'm not gay...

Gary: *keeps punching the wall like an idiot*

Everyone except Ash: STOP PUNCHING THE WALL TO SHOW IT'S YOUR FAULT AND YOU REGRET IT!

*beep*

Jay: *looks up the sky* You know... sometimes I just wish I could do anything to dedicate for life. Like get out the god damn fourth wall to protect human beings, using my own strength. Or holding swords to kill titans

Kidney: So why don't you do it now?

Jay: But then... I realize that staying inside like an idiot is much safer, because I know there is a species that is more horrendous and scarier than titans *points at the builders who are being slaughtered by the readers*

*beep*

Ash: (That's it! I'm not going to ask for Gary's help! I'll ask the host!) Hey Jay, can you help me fli- I mean ask Serena to be my girlfriend?

Jay: Why do I have to help someone get a first kiss while I haven't had one yet?

Ash: Oh c'mon! Just help me already!

Jay: Fine... *gives Ash a note, written a song's lyrics in it* Sing this to Serena

Ash: Thanks, man!

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

Serena: So Ash. What are you asking from me?

Ash: Well... *starts singing* Can you hear... my heartbeat? I'm tired of feeling... never enough. I-

Serena: EWW! NO! *runs away*

Ash: *cries Anime style* Why did I get rejected!?

(Hint: The song's name is History Maker. Just search for the Anime that song is in)

*beep*

Jay: Newjin, I need to tell you something

Newjin: *starts blushing* Yes?

Jay: Well... This is something I've been hiding for a long time

Serena: Oh ma god, he's gonna confess!

Ash: Yeah... *wraps his arm around Serena*

Serena: *moves away* Back off, gay boy!

Ash: BUT WHY? 😭

Jay: Well, I...

Newjin: *blushing heavily*

Jay: I'M THE ONE WHO BROKE YOUR PHONE!

Newjin: ... eh?

Jay: When you took away my phone, I couldn't control my anger. So I smacked your phone to the ground. Hehe...

Newjin: You...!

Jay: But hey, I can buy you a new one, so... gomen ne 😜

Newjin: ... *starts choking Jay*

Jay: HEY! I CAN'T BREATHE!

Newjin: YOU LITTLE! HOW DARE YOU BREAKING MY PHONE!? I'LL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH! 😡

Jay: I'M SORRY, SIS! 😭

Newjin: APOLOGY UNACCEPTED! 😡

*beep*

Ash: Hey Jay, I've been thinking about this

Jay: *coughs* What?

Ash: Why did you choose the name "Jay Flynn" to call yourself, anyway?

Jay: Well... hehe... that's a very interesting question, Ash

Serena: Then tell us already!

Jay: Well... it all started 500 years ago, when-

Newjin: Because he wanted to find a name that easy to remember and sound like a letter on the alphabet

Jay: I'M TRYING TO BE COOL, HERE!

Newjin: You want me to choke your neck, again? Maybe you'll become the most awesome guy in heaven

Jay: Nevermind 😒

Kidney: Hehe...

Jay: What are you laughing at, Kai?

Kidney: Kai? Kai who?

Jay: You!

Kidney: That name is so embarrassing! 😭

(This is something I want to tell you guys. If you call Kidney 'Kai', he will have some deja vu about that)

*beep*

IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!

Alright! So that's a wrap-up for the bloopers. Now I have something to say, okay? So please, read.

The fact that I'm not covering the dares DOESN'T mean I'm quitting this book (or show). Right now I'm trying to make this a little humorous and comedic Pokemon show for you readers to read, which compiles lots of humorous stories, chatting and jokes. OF COURSE I'll cover the dares soon. That's the point of this book after all, right?

So please, from now on, don't say anything about this anymore. I'm not gonna leave those dares.

Ok, now second thing to say. We're about to hit 20k reads in this book, and that's great. So this is what I want you guys to do. If you want to do anything for it, just let me know. And if you feel that this book needs any improvement to make the content better, just let me know, too. I'll be sure to fix it.

But yeah, for now, this is the end. See you in the next chapter.